Khloe Kardashian is seriously doing this wedding thing

September 22nd, 2009 // 87 Comments

Because life’s short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News:

Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
Of course, the 25-year-old E! starlet is keeping mum about the whole thing, telling us exclusively, “I can’t confirm or deny…”
Still, a source close to the 29-year-old hoopster tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles and that the lucky lady found a ring that Odom bought on the spot.
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.) No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”

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  1. ding a ling

    Who cares… so they get married… maybe it’s just a publicity stunt? Whatever.. more power to them. I have better things to do then care about which celeb gets married. We all poop.. We all fart.. We all get married… We all die.. the end.

  2. Alpha Pablo

    Lookie there… Another Kardashian turns out to be a coal-burner!

    SURPRISE!

  3. sam

    #47 — Maybe it has something to do with being around O.J. Simpson during their formative years? Apparently their parents were friends with O.J. and Nicole when the girls were young (like 7-15 or so). Some of you may be too young to remember, but before Nicole and Ron Goldmane were murdered, O.J. was one of the biggest stars of all time. Having him around when you are a little girl would surely make an impression.

  4. roy

    “Lucky lady”???? Really?

  5. Jay

    Oh and to answer any questions about why they’re getting married so quickly:
    Whether it’s a publicity stunt may or may not be true, but there’s a practical reason for the wedding to be rushed, as far as on Lamar’s end. Lakers training camp starts on Tuesday (1 week from right now) and Phil Jackson/Gary Vitti tend not to excuse absences.

  6. joe

    He can do way better than that. He is setting his sites too low.

  7. Star

    She’s not THAT tall. She’s wearing five inch heels in these photos. She was on Tyra show wearing big heels and still shorter than Tyra.
    She is also far from ugly, she just looks average in Hollywood but most woman in real life probably look like her without plastic surgery.

  8. Star

    She’s not THAT tall. She’s wearing five inch heels in these photos. She was on Tyra show wearing big heels and still shorter than Tyra.
    She is also far from ugly, she just looks average in Hollywood but most woman in real life probably look like her without plastic surgery.

  9. joe blow

    #52:

    LMFAO!!!!!

  10. Lugggo

    A White man wouldnt touch a Kardi-alsation.

  11. Fuck you

    60. Lugggo – September 22, 2009 5:40 PM

    A White man wouldnt touch a Kardi-alsation.
    ********************************************************************

    A whie man wouldn’t get the chance… them girls, they like the dark meat.

  12. Duke Steele

    I thought this moron was marrying Girlzilla. Looking at the pics it looks like Chyna is the lucky girl.

  13. lola

    They are a cute couple. 25 is a good age to get married and have children. The chances of birth defects and complications increase dramatically after age 30. I had my kids at 23 and 25. I am done and they will be out of the house when I am still young :)

  14. F U 2

    60 “A whie man wouldn’t get the chance… them girls, they like the dark meat.”

    Ha! You are right. I see it a lot. They like to get fucked by ‘em but want to marry a whitey – but as you know, once back never back – or once back, never have them back.

    Enjoy! Because we dont want them :D

  15. sam

    #57 — The excuse about the season starting is pretty lame. Marriage isn’t required to play for the Lakers, and basketball season isn’t forever. What would be wrong with just being engaged until next summer?

    I also would think that as he starts a new season, a b-ball star does not need a new marriage to someone he barely knows, and to have that marriage in the media spotlight, no less.

    It will be interesting to see how this turns out. Not interesting enough to make me watch any Kardashian shows… but interesting enough to read a post here every now and then.

  16. fizzle

    Fuck you Lamar Odom. From all us basketball players with shattered hoop dreams and insufficient talent… a big fuck you.

    You live the dream. Fun job, money, houses, cars, fine women jocking you constantly. Everyday we wake up and manage a less exciting career and think, “Man I wish I could drive to work in my Maserati, play full court, shower and go bang some bad bitches.” So what do you go and do? Marry Khloe Karadashian. Are you serious?!

    That’s just down right disrespectful to us “never would have made it” players. I hope Artest goes apeshit and ruins your season.

  17. Minnie

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!

    They are fucking the worst looking couple EVER!!

    Khloe looks as though she’s bloated and pregnant already….the red lipstick makes her look like a 45yr old trying to look 21….and she’s 25??!! FUCKING JESUS.
    And the guy???!!! He looks like he’s had too much botox and it paralysed half his face!! What the fuck happened to his eyebrows?!

    I know that he’ll be thinking of fucking Kim’s big fat ass when he’s doing sasquatch…. I think that’s half the reason her sisters always have big black boyfriends hanging around. Kim’s a dirty trashy whorebag, just what the black men like…. Plus she looks like a horse and has 10 tons of cellulite lining the tight pants she wears, so hey, they think, WHY NOT?!

    Fucking disgusting bunch of whores.

  18. Sarah

    LOLA, First off you are a fucking dumb @ss!!! You probably didn’t get to enjoy your 20′s because you had kids, which I am not saying is bad, but for you it is. I feel bad for you. Second, you are so dumb that you don’t even know your fucking facts. It’s 35, not 30 honey. Third, you sound so immature. I hope your kids move out and you get knocked up again at 40.

  19. Sarah

    LOLA, First off you are a fucking dumb @ss!!! You probably didn’t get to enjoy your 20′s because you had kids, which I am not saying is bad, but for you it is. I feel bad for you. Second, you are so dumb that you don’t even know your fucking facts. It’s 35, not 30 honey. Third, you sound so immature. I hope your kids move out and you get knocked up again at 40.

  20. Monica

    Can you say 6wks pg due date 5/27/10

  21. wettster

    pig with lipstick.

  22. lizzie

    Oh my god! i just found out Khloe is 5’9 she does looks way too tall and I’m 5’7 so i was wondering if i look like her, so sasquashy! though she weights 187 pounds and i’m 132 but still I’m horrified to look like her!

  23. datroof

    love is a many splendored thing

  24. I hope Lamar Odom beats the shit out of her.

    Then kicks her down the steps and she wakes up in a pool of blood with teeth missing while staring at her engagement ring.

  25. No Thanks

    She looks like a TRANNY!

    Not feminine at all like her two sisters.

    Good Luck to Lamar on this one.

    Eww.

  26. wishing them happiness..

  27. CakeSnifferer

    Wow…not the most attractive couple…I remember him, he played for the Clippers I think…now what the hell is her story supposed to be?

  28. Sheik Yerbouti

    Are there going to be protesters at the wedding? Those who maintain “marriage is between a man and a woman” need to be out there with their signs picketing this Man + Yeti union.

  29. Inmate #2648927

    Oink.

  30. Duke Steele

    Seeing these pics again made me realizie just how ugly the BOTH of them are. They deserve each other…. for the 6 months that the marriage will last.

  31. Crisco

    Would it kill any of the Kardashian sluts to ever date/marry a white guy? Sheesh…their parents must be ready to have a effin’ heart attack!

  32. Tom K

    Her father is spinning in his grave like a fucking Tornado!!!!!!!! #15. you nailed it on the head with that one. It’s funny that the little Mexican looking one is the only that loves white guys, which is why I liked her……until she got knocked up.

  33. Snitzky

    This couple rounds up the seedy side of the celebrity world. Sure he has a big sports salary. but it’s the only thing attractive about him. They’ll win ugly and trashy awards they didn’t intend to compete in.

    They are ugly, trashy and doomed.

  34. Jay

    Sure are a lot of insecure white boys in here.

  35. Katty

    Khloe is beautimos and he is OOOOGLY!!!! Don’t do it Khloe!!!!!!!!!!

  36. hahaha

    Wow ALL of the Kardashians are dating some of the UGLIEST guys ever seen. Actually, most curvy girls date horrible ugly and disrespectful guys. Honestly, if being “curvy” and “feminine” is going to get me those ugly guys, then no thank you! I do better.

  37. peter graminiano

    sexy coal burner

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