Khloe Kardashian is seriously doing this wedding thing

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2009

Because life’s short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News:

Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
Of course, the 25-year-old E! starlet is keeping mum about the whole thing, telling us exclusively, “I can’t confirm or deny…”
Still, a source close to the 29-year-old hoopster tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles and that the lucky lady found a ring that Odom bought on the spot.
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.) No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”

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