Because life’s short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News:
Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
Of course, the 25-year-old E! starlet is keeping mum about the whole thing, telling us exclusively, “I can’t confirm or deny…”
Still, a source close to the 29-year-old hoopster tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles and that the lucky lady found a ring that Odom bought on the spot.
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.) No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”
Dutch | September 22, 2009 at 9:11 am
There are three “Rings” to marriage…
1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. SuffeRING
sin | September 22, 2009 at 9:12 am
He found himself a cash cow.
sin | September 22, 2009 at 9:14 am
She is only 25!!?? She looks like she is in her 30′s.
KK | September 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
I WONDER WHAT KIM WILL DO TO TAKE THE ATTENTION OFF OF KHLOE AND BACK ON HERSELF.
USELESS, PATHETIC FAMILY.
Oscar Meyer | September 22, 2009 at 9:23 am
White guys gots small wieners.
Dutch is a dumbass | September 22, 2009 at 9:25 am
Nice comment about marriage… douchebag.
Get your head out of your ass!
havoc | September 22, 2009 at 9:31 am
I wonder if the divorce will be just as exciting?
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wtf | September 22, 2009 at 9:32 am
She must have a really big vagina.
wtf2 | September 22, 2009 at 9:40 am
@wtf…
hmm, that’s funny, that’s what I was JUST THINKING*!!
*about you
Danielle | September 22, 2009 at 9:43 am
good luck to them both. why’s everyone gots to rain on their parade. people are too bitter on thsi site.
whothefuckiskhloekarshitting | September 22, 2009 at 9:46 am
yawn… who? what?
WHO GIVES A FUCK???
Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 22, 2009 at 9:48 am
They are the UGLIEST couple I’ve seen in quite a while…
Brooce Jehner | September 22, 2009 at 10:13 am
Well, Sasquatch has to keep it in the ape family. Thus, Lamar Odom…
Nameless | September 22, 2009 at 10:35 am
It’s kind of funny how first it was Kim getting some publicity for her new hair, then Kourtney getting pub for being a pregnasaurus, now this big b*tch found a way to get pub with a shotgun wedding.
What are they going to do next month for media attention?
AmericanWhiteTrash | September 22, 2009 at 10:37 am
Until she finds out how many “baby moma’s” he’s got. An NBA player’s part time job is fucking white trash groupies in every city they go.
Jerome Chevy | September 22, 2009 at 10:52 am
I think Lamar is desperate. Who can get excited about celebrity and baller marriages? We know how they like to play the fans.
Laura | September 22, 2009 at 10:54 am
First we trade Trevor Arriza for that slime ball Ron Artest, and now this with Lamar. Hope she’s not carrying the Jessica Simpson curse-plague. Ought to be quite a season.
jackdaniels | September 22, 2009 at 11:07 am
@5
what does white men have anything to do with this? this is a couple of african american negro and an armeno-turk woman.
mike@newsmediaimages.com/blog | September 22, 2009 at 11:15 am
a complete farce to drive more media attention to a rather boring unpleasant woman. I feel sorry for Laker. They’ll never be the posh and becks she hopes they will. Seen what Kim will be wearing for the wedding here’s the dress! http://bit.ly/4wdZMR
Anonymous | September 22, 2009 at 11:16 am
Hey #6……don’t be ragging on #1, because he nailed it.
Anonymous | September 22, 2009 at 11:18 am
This woman is seriously unattractive.
mike | September 22, 2009 at 11:20 am
I think this is a down market attempt to become Posh n Becks. I feel sorry for Laker who clearly hasn’t any brain matter above the waist! Kim will be wearing this dress to the wedding http://bit.ly/4wdZMR LOL
Dutch | September 22, 2009 at 11:22 am
Get my head out of my ass??? You obviously are not married, or are living in a dream world.
Dutch | September 22, 2009 at 11:26 am
Thanks for the props jackdaniels – I know what I am speaking of.
toolboy | September 22, 2009 at 11:38 am
Goonie goo goo.
TommyG | September 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.
First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.
TommyG | September 22, 2009 at 11:52 am
Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.
First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.
TommyG | September 22, 2009 at 11:52 am
Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.
First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.
Kim is fat and gross | September 22, 2009 at 11:55 am
Why all the hype about these fat sisters? Neither one has done anything interesting, or contributed anything at all to society.
gotmilk? | September 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
dutch is 100% correct in his assessment.
so originally i thought this was because she’s knocked up. if they’ve only been dating a month, that’s barely enough time to get knocked up and know about it.
so i’ll now my vote goes to PR stunt.
Meg | September 22, 2009 at 11:59 am
So sick of people making marriage a joke like this. They were dating for all of 1 month or something? At age 25, whats the rush??Ohh media attention, riiiight!
@7 I was thinking the same thing…if the divorce gets Khloe a picture in Life&Style, I’m sure it will be exciting for her.
Beck | September 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Look great
??????????
LPB | September 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm
It’s all sugar and pie now, but it’ll be pepper and vinegar soon enough.
ko b | September 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Wait, which one plays for the Lakers? There’s a dude in drag and some black guy in the photo.
dean johnson | September 22, 2009 at 1:01 pm
big dumb pig..
her daddy must be spinning in his grave.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Now I understand why the Lakers took their time in resigning him for this year. He’s obviously an idiot who makes bad decisions. Plus, he likes fat chicks.
Anonymous | September 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm
‘Thanks for the props jackdaniels – I know what I am speaking of”
I do as well. But I fixed my situation. I got divorced. Smartest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
Delgo | September 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
All this means is she deep throats like a champ.
weldon | September 22, 2009 at 1:39 pm
she looks like chyna
amber | September 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm
i want her shoes
Realizer | September 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@#13
All humans are primates. So what’s your point?
Tr8cthis | September 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm
He lives in LA and SHE is the best he could find? Come on…seriously
jeweler | September 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.
…of course. Because jewelry stores have rings for humans.
Rhialto | September 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Maybe in two or three weeks from now she’s going to announce her pregnancy.
sam | September 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Okay, she is the giant Kardashian, right? And even in six-inch heels she looks tiny next to this guy? That has got to be a big part of the attraction.
If it’s true that he was the one pushing for a wedding, I could easily see this turning abusive and controlling.
Of course, I know nothing about this guy, he could be Prince Charming and they might live happily ever after. I hope they do. But if I had to bet, I would put money on this turning out badly.
(Which of course would make great TV, so either way it’s a win-win for Miss K.)
Gina007 | September 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm
The white guys that I have known all had BIG wieners…
Skeeter McPeeter | September 22, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Her deceased father would be so proud. What is it with the Kardashian sisters? Do they feel the need to fuck EVERY fucking jig athlete or something? I’m really trying to find the attraction here, but I don’t get it.
Rancid | September 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm
#25 – Awesome!!
I wonder if this missing link swings her arms like in the Patterson-Gimlin film. This also may indicate that her upcoming sex tape will be shot in 8mm and extremely jerky and blurry – which would be a very, very, very good thing.
Jay | September 22, 2009 at 3:22 pm
#45 –
Lamar Odom is about 6’10″ tall. The fact that she is even remotely in the picture as far as size goes means that she’s a gigantic woman.
Also, I’m LOLing at the people who are saying that Odom found himself a cash cow, like #2. FYI, Lamar Odom made 14 million last season, in addition to any endorsement and playoff bonuses; that was just his base salary. He took a pay cut this year and only signed a 30 million dollar extension.
He’s doing just fine for himself, methinks.
ding a ling | September 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Who cares… so they get married… maybe it’s just a publicity stunt? Whatever.. more power to them. I have better things to do then care about which celeb gets married. We all poop.. We all fart.. We all get married… We all die.. the end.