Khloe Kardashian is seriously doing this wedding thing

September 22nd, 2009 // 87 Comments

Because life’s short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News:

Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
Of course, the 25-year-old E! starlet is keeping mum about the whole thing, telling us exclusively, “I can’t confirm or deny…”
Still, a source close to the 29-year-old hoopster tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles and that the lucky lady found a ring that Odom bought on the spot.
“She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.) No, really, it’s all right here in the memo from Khloe’s publicist titled “Sasquatch Wants to Feel Important Too: A 3-Week Plan.”

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  1. Dutch

    There are three “Rings” to marriage…

    1. Engagement Ring
    2. Wedding Ring
    3. SuffeRING

  2. sin

    He found himself a cash cow.

  3. sin

    She is only 25!!?? She looks like she is in her 30′s.

  4. KK

    I WONDER WHAT KIM WILL DO TO TAKE THE ATTENTION OFF OF KHLOE AND BACK ON HERSELF.

    USELESS, PATHETIC FAMILY.

  5. Oscar Meyer

    White guys gots small wieners.

  6. Dutch is a dumbass

    Nice comment about marriage… douchebag.
    Get your head out of your ass!

  7. havoc

    I wonder if the divorce will be just as exciting?

    .

  8. wtf

    She must have a really big vagina.

  9. wtf2

    @wtf…

    hmm, that’s funny, that’s what I was JUST THINKING*!!

    *about you

  10. Danielle

    good luck to them both. why’s everyone gots to rain on their parade. people are too bitter on thsi site.

  11. whothefuckiskhloekarshitting

    yawn… who? what?

    WHO GIVES A FUCK???

  12. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    They are the UGLIEST couple I’ve seen in quite a while…

  13. Brooce Jehner

    Well, Sasquatch has to keep it in the ape family. Thus, Lamar Odom…

  14. Nameless

    It’s kind of funny how first it was Kim getting some publicity for her new hair, then Kourtney getting pub for being a pregnasaurus, now this big b*tch found a way to get pub with a shotgun wedding.

    What are they going to do next month for media attention?

  15. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Until she finds out how many “baby moma’s” he’s got. An NBA player’s part time job is fucking white trash groupies in every city they go.

  16. I think Lamar is desperate. Who can get excited about celebrity and baller marriages? We know how they like to play the fans.

  17. Laura

    First we trade Trevor Arriza for that slime ball Ron Artest, and now this with Lamar. Hope she’s not carrying the Jessica Simpson curse-plague. Ought to be quite a season.

  18. jackdaniels

    @5

    what does white men have anything to do with this? this is a couple of african american negro and an armeno-turk woman.

  19. a complete farce to drive more media attention to a rather boring unpleasant woman. I feel sorry for Laker. They’ll never be the posh and becks she hopes they will. Seen what Kim will be wearing for the wedding here’s the dress! http://bit.ly/4wdZMR

  20. Anonymous

    Hey #6……don’t be ragging on #1, because he nailed it.

  21. Anonymous

    This woman is seriously unattractive.

  22. I think this is a down market attempt to become Posh n Becks. I feel sorry for Laker who clearly hasn’t any brain matter above the waist! Kim will be wearing this dress to the wedding http://bit.ly/4wdZMR LOL

  23. Dutch

    Get my head out of my ass??? You obviously are not married, or are living in a dream world.

  24. Dutch

    Thanks for the props jackdaniels – I know what I am speaking of.

  25. toolboy

    Goonie goo goo.

  26. TommyG

    Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.

    First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.

  27. TommyG

    Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.

    First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.

  28. TommyG

    Man, the whole black guy stigma blah blah all have big dicks yadda yadda, whatever, but i swear its like this bitch is just dating him because he’s a black athlete. Granted shes not that hot, but jesus christ thats one ugly fuckin nigger.

    First time ill ever say this, she could have done better.

  29. Kim is fat and gross

    Why all the hype about these fat sisters? Neither one has done anything interesting, or contributed anything at all to society.

  30. gotmilk?

    dutch is 100% correct in his assessment.

    so originally i thought this was because she’s knocked up. if they’ve only been dating a month, that’s barely enough time to get knocked up and know about it.

    so i’ll now my vote goes to PR stunt.

  31. Meg

    So sick of people making marriage a joke like this. They were dating for all of 1 month or something? At age 25, whats the rush??Ohh media attention, riiiight!

    @7 I was thinking the same thing…if the divorce gets Khloe a picture in Life&Style, I’m sure it will be exciting for her.

  32. LPB

    It’s all sugar and pie now, but it’ll be pepper and vinegar soon enough.

  33. ko b

    Wait, which one plays for the Lakers? There’s a dude in drag and some black guy in the photo.

  34. dean johnson

    big dumb pig..
    her daddy must be spinning in his grave.

  35. Now I understand why the Lakers took their time in resigning him for this year. He’s obviously an idiot who makes bad decisions. Plus, he likes fat chicks.

  36. Anonymous

    ‘Thanks for the props jackdaniels – I know what I am speaking of”

    I do as well. But I fixed my situation. I got divorced. Smartest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

  37. Delgo

    All this means is she deep throats like a champ.

  38. weldon

    she looks like chyna

  39. amber

    i want her shoes

  40. Realizer

    @#13

    All humans are primates. So what’s your point?

  41. Tr8cthis

    He lives in LA and SHE is the best he could find? Come on…seriously

  42. jeweler

    “She’s not wearing it yet because it is being resized,” says the source.

    …of course. Because jewelry stores have rings for humans.

  43. Rhialto

    Maybe in two or three weeks from now she’s going to announce her pregnancy.

  44. sam

    Okay, she is the giant Kardashian, right? And even in six-inch heels she looks tiny next to this guy? That has got to be a big part of the attraction.

    If it’s true that he was the one pushing for a wedding, I could easily see this turning abusive and controlling.

    Of course, I know nothing about this guy, he could be Prince Charming and they might live happily ever after. I hope they do. But if I had to bet, I would put money on this turning out badly.

    (Which of course would make great TV, so either way it’s a win-win for Miss K.)

  45. The white guys that I have known all had BIG wieners…

  46. Skeeter McPeeter

    Her deceased father would be so proud. What is it with the Kardashian sisters? Do they feel the need to fuck EVERY fucking jig athlete or something? I’m really trying to find the attraction here, but I don’t get it.

  47. Rancid

    #25 – Awesome!!

    I wonder if this missing link swings her arms like in the Patterson-Gimlin film. This also may indicate that her upcoming sex tape will be shot in 8mm and extremely jerky and blurry – which would be a very, very, very good thing.

  48. Jay

    #45 –
    Lamar Odom is about 6’10″ tall. The fact that she is even remotely in the picture as far as size goes means that she’s a gigantic woman.

    Also, I’m LOLing at the people who are saying that Odom found himself a cash cow, like #2. FYI, Lamar Odom made 14 million last season, in addition to any endorsement and playoff bonuses; that was just his base salary. He took a pay cut this year and only signed a 30 million dollar extension.

    He’s doing just fine for himself, methinks.

  49. ding a ling

    Who cares… so they get married… maybe it’s just a publicity stunt? Whatever.. more power to them. I have better things to do then care about which celeb gets married. We all poop.. We all fart.. We all get married… We all die.. the end.

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