Khloe Kardashian is just fat, everyone

June 4th, 2010 // 88 Comments

After three days, Khloe Kardashian has finally denied rumors she’s pregnant because that’s the customary wait after your publicist leaked it to promote the season premiere of your reality show. Via Us Magazine:

Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thursday if she’s expecting, she told Entertainment Tonight: “No, I’m just fat.”
Her mother Kris Jenner told UsMagazine.com: “If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not — unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”

Just because I hate to see a (clothed) woman beat up on herself, you’re not fat, Khloe. You’re more of a lumbering Wookiee who unfortunately has two sisters that are two feet tall so everyone thinks you’re going to eat one in your huge, meaty paws. That’s all. Now lift those chins up.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Angel

    She has a pig snout

  2. Lenny

    I for one would love she her not shave that dark hairy pussy.

  3. Lenny

    Let me say that again, I for one would love to see her unshaven black hairy pussy.

  4. Bierget

    This is how a woman is supposed to look naturally, believe it or not. They store fat all over their bodies. Ok, well they’re not supposed to be this fat but they need to have extra pounds in case they get pregnant and to keep warm.

  5. Pe'Andre

    A professional athlete like Lamar Odom marrying a specimen like this just shows he doesn’t know his worth. He could have kids that also grow up to be world class athletes but instead they will most likely take after their mom and sit on their asses. He is either gay or he’s cheating on her…an NBA player with his kinda money will be a magnet for top shelf puss that just plain cannot be denied. We’ll see how smart he really is when we find out if there was a prenup.

  6. Katt73

    I think Khloe Kardashian is really pretty, much prettier than those other two whiny plastic selfish beasts who she is forced to call her sisters.

  7. thank you so much

  8. Expletive:BMP

    Sure, she’s no Kim, but she’s the hottest gal out there, by far, wish i had that tall beauty in my bedroom just now, sweet mercy, I’d chew on her tid bits till thine forever comes sweet greatness, sad that she’s married though, ho-hum.

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  14. Clanman

    Hunt this whale down for her blubber and do something for humanity people. She is a huge natural resource. Besides, she might be pretty tasty served up with some of those chocolate ducks from the gulf region.

  15. Clanman

    Oh yeah, shes a nasty neeegar too, so probably not tasty. Wait, she could at least be some form of entertainment swinging from a tree. Booya!

  16. Zoe

    Harsh headline. True, Khloe Khardashian could afford to lose a few pounds.
    celeb-central.com/celebrity/khloekardashian

  17. Master Spook

    We know what happened to her recently at the local zoo! She’s only too embarrassed to confirm this story!

  18. Darth

    68
    Which gorilla did escape this time?

  19. Nero

    I guess the fat from between her ears is spreading out to the rest of her body?!

  20. digdug

    She sexy in a big girl kinda way.

    And she’s got a look in her eyes. Bet she’s 10 times as fun in the sack as either of her sisters.

  21. Nuff Said

    Shaved Wookie!!

  22. Any way Kardashians clan is still growing with stupendous speed!

  23. frank drebin

    fat ugly girls like her. everyone else finds her nauseating

  24. Anna

    She is really beautiful ang gorgeous, and she married that ugly fuck lamar odom ? Thanks god she will not have a kid with that ! Bluehhhhhhh

  25. Ltg

    This bitch is famous, because you pricks take an interest in ugly.

  26. anon

    ugly bitch is ugly

  27. SKINNYGIRLLOVER

    WAT DA FUCK IZ WRONG WIT YALL PPLE
    I KNOW DAT KIM K IZ DA PRETTIEST ONE , KHLOE IZ NOT UGLY AT ALL , SHE’S KINDA FAT BUT SHE’S NOT A UGLY BEAST

  28. mandy

    She has that Elvis Presley look , is she related to him????

  29. daisy

    KHLOE IS A BEAST!!
    AN UGLY SCARY TRANNY BEAST!!
    YIKES!

  30. rachel

    all you haters need to shut the fuck up! no one wants you hear your rude khloe bashing comments. get lives and stop worrying about hers you pathetic fucks Khloe is not fat in ANY WAY, clearly you have not seen a fat person if you think she is. Khloe is beautiful, stop the jealous comments.

  31. Lola

    I don’t think any member of Kardashian clan is super attractive though I don’t think any of them are ugly. Khloe isnt ugly but she is def my least favorite Kardashian! I think she is immature, insecure, rude and has a foul mouth! I can’t stand her!

  32. Eatmycookie

    SHE HAS MILLIONS OD DOLLARS AT HER DISPOSAL. I WOULD EAT WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED TO AND LAUGH AT YOU JEALOUS MTHR FCKERS..JUST SAYING:)

  33. *tiff

    hmmm….i sense some haters on here…her family’s successful business people. Hence the reason they are well off. Insead of bashing Khloe and the rest of the gang on stupid blogposts like this…how about you go out and try to make yourself useful & better & be something in life where you dont spend time bad-mouthing a celebrity like this. Unless you’re Perez Hilton…SHUT IT

  34. Sarah

    I realize this Is from like 2 years ago but everyone needs to shut the f*ck up, khloe is gorgeous and not fat. all of you people here are probable huge fat ugly whales who have no life so shut the hell up about the kardashians

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