Khloe Kardashian is just fat, everyone

After three days, Khloe Kardashian has finally denied rumors she’s pregnant because that’s the customary wait after your publicist leaked it to promote the season premiere of your reality show. Via Us Magazine:

Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thursday if she’s expecting, she told Entertainment Tonight: “No, I’m just fat.”
Her mother Kris Jenner told “If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not — unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”

Just because I hate to see a (clothed) woman beat up on herself, you’re not fat, Khloe. You’re more of a lumbering Wookiee who unfortunately has two sisters that are two feet tall so everyone thinks you’re going to eat one in your huge, meaty paws. That’s all. Now lift those chins up.

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