After three days, Khloe Kardashian has finally denied rumors she’s pregnant because that’s the customary wait after your publicist leaked it to promote the season premiere of your reality show. Via Us Magazine:
Asked at the Lakers/Celtics game Thursday if she’s expecting, she told Entertainment Tonight: “No, I’m just fat.”
Her mother Kris Jenner told UsMagazine.com: “If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not — unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”
Just because I hate to see a (clothed) woman beat up on herself, you’re not fat, Khloe. You’re more of a lumbering Wookiee who unfortunately has two sisters that are two feet tall so everyone thinks you’re going to eat one in your huge, meaty paws. That’s all. Now lift those chins up.
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Fourth pic is the Yeti Mating Call.
Aruuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
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That smile reminds me to Elvis and the nose, the chin, she looks a lot like him, more than Liza Presley
Uuhh…IMHO she’s not pretty at all :(
This amazon is so fat and disgusting. The worst part is, I think she actually considers herself good-looking. She is a dumb whore too.
I like ‘em big, I like ‘em chunky
I like ‘em big, I like ‘em plumpy
I like ‘em round, with somethin something
They like my sound, they think I’m funky
My name is Moto-Moto, ya you say it double
Say my name girl (Moto-Moto)
Say it again (Moto-moto)
I’m nice and smooth, so nice and sassy (sassy)
No other hippos don’t wanna get next to me
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
I like em hippos
That’s in the wild
I like they attitude
I like they style
The way they walk, walk
The way they talk, talk
I like em witta appetite
To eat a shark, shark
And when a dog barks, she’ll eat em too
I love every inch,
Oh yes I do
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
lmao is this ur demo tape?
Superficial…you gotta warn me about shit like this. I was eating a bagel, when I opened up your site, and this is what was looking back at me?! WTF!!! She looks like the spawn of Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and that fat dude from Lost.
Just because Kim has some appeal does NOT mean her sister does.
Khloe is fat and ugly and moley. No way she should be considered a celeb by any stretch. She’s trailer park ugly.
HOLY CHRIST! – TELL THE KIDS TO KEEP THEIR HANDS AWAY FROM IT’S MOUTH!!!
Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.
Gained quite a bit since these http://chirrps.com/KhloeKardashian/photos/
If fat Elvis had decided to be a tranny, it would be her.
Yes , I said she has that Elvis Presley look , I wonder if she is related
None of those Kardashian sisters are particularly attractive. Kim had a messed up face, but a nice body. The other girl is too dark and short. But this one… holy shit… this one is a mutant. Pure fugly right there.
@ Heavy Street
Instead of eating bagel, you should be outside and jogging, so you won’ t look like khloe some day!
Let’s see … doubtful any of these fame whore sister’s have a clue how to cook a meal, clean a house, raise a child, go for a walk (without cameras.)
Now she marries a sugar daddy who is addicted to candy and pretty much lives off skittles and twinkies.
And she gets fatter. Wow – shocker.
DIAF K sisters.
@ Heavy Street
Instead of eating bagel, you should be outside and jogging, so you won’ t look like khloe some day!
@2 LMAO. That’s exactly the first thought that came to my mind when I saw that pic!
@5 Madagascar 2?
She looks like a cross breed of a Yeti and Chyna (the wrestler turned junkie).
She is an ugly slag, just imagine if she wasn’t rich…(nasty greasy hair, no makeup etc..)
Except for the face, I think she looks fabulous!
It’s only the middle of her face that looks bad. You could probably cover it with just one hand.
She’s fat….Shamon!
She’s beautiful and I love her size. I’d let any of the Kardashian women take a dump on my chest.
What you talkin’ bout, Khloe?
Fish, stop it, these posts are so sexy/interesting today. They’re too much (falls immediately into coma)
Was anyone else waiting for her to tap a few buttons on her wrist, become invisible, and return to the mother ship to tend to her collection of trophy skulls?
Give me a break… every one of you posting about how ugly and fat she is would not skip a beat to get with her. Go ahead and tell your momma you will be dressed and up for lunch after you clean your keyboard from the …uh… drink you spilled on it. (knowing you gushed after looking at chloe… or Russell Brand on the side). You know this to be true don’t you.
her bugars have cankles
Here’s another “celebrity” that I’m not sure what they’re famous for.
Feeling charitable today (must be Fryday)…& will simply state for the record that this woman does not photograph well AT ALL.
Hoping for something prettier posts before close of business.
Kill it with fire!!!
Can she brush her hair? Please? It always looks like a tangled mess.
She’s just fat? I thought this pathological attention whore did a full spread in all the celebrity mags about “how she’d dropped 30 lbs and was now slim”. I guess anything idiots from this family say are lies…
She looks like she should have been born a dude, you know what I mean? And maybe, like, a gay dude. She’s got gay face, but dude gay face. for real.
Chewbacca: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
Apparently Khloe’s not preggo, just fat [The Superficial]
[...] Khloe’s Not Preggo, Just Fat…[...]
Why the F is this pig-faced nobody think she is the shiznit? Why is she even a celebrity? What the hell has she done other than be an overweight obnoxious cow that is for some unknown reason, constantly in the limelight?
I’d bend it over though :P
I can’t believe that Lamar Odom who is a freaking Laker, can’t do better than Khloe Kardashian. She is the Bea Arthur of the Kardashians.
WHORANGATANG!
Do you deserve to be famous?
No I’m just fat.
Did you get plastic surgery to make your face abnormally large?
No I’m just fat.
you all know you’d F*** her !!!!!!
who wouldn’t suck this chicks penis?
I don’t think she’s fat. She’s just….big. It’s not like she’s sloppy, her body is tight just full and plump. What’s wrong with that?
Chewbacca’s sister shaved and got a show
Whatever bitches, your all haters, get a life.
this beast is so foul looking, its sad that we consider scum like this celebrities…shes famous because her sister became famous for releasing a sex tape….yeah
halleluja, ANOTHER AMERICAN FAT ASS, folks!!
(and as tricky as hell)
I think she is soooo hot. I would lick a 3 day sweat from her entire body.
I think she should sit on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face, the two look like they are made for each other…Then we would see how strong his chin was!
I think she should sit on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face, the two look like they are made for each other…Then we would see how strong his chin was!
She would definately look much better with a full beard (I mean on her face!)
do not beatifull :S
ya?l? moruk senin tek sorunun.. :P