Khloe Kardashian sentenced to jail, not too worried about it

July 14th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Khloe Kardashian (Swamp Thing above who should avoid being photographed next to Kourtney) apparently was picked up for DUI last year but managed to keep it out of the press. That is until she decided not to do any of her community service or enroll in alcohol education classes. Wow, that plan had everything. Khloe’s stupidity has landed her three days in jail starting no later than Friday and, not surprisingly, she couldn’t care less. People reports:

Over the weekend, Kardashian showed no obvious signs of worry about her upcoming jail term, as she attended a party at the Project Beach House in Malibu with her mother and sister Kourtney.
“Khloe actually looked great, really relaxed and having a good time,” says a partygoer at Sunday’s Lia Sophia Clambake. “[She] didn’t look like she had a care in the world and even got a massage.”

All Khloe had to do was pick up some trash along the highway and watch a video about the dangers of drunk driving. Of course, that’d probably be harder than the five minutes she’ll spend in jail. Provided she even makes it that far. Khloe’s sentence was already reduced from 30 days to three days within a matter of hours, so I imagine by tomorrow she’ll get a Bath & Body Works gift basket from the sheriff’s department with a note reading: “You be a good girl now.” If I actually paid my taxes, this is the sort of thing that would cause me to drink – then inevitably drive because, shit, they’re giving out hand soap!


  1. Ladygirl

    OMG I don’t understand how Kim is related to her?? I mean what happened?? something happened? I mean what happened?????

  2. If Thy Eye Be Single Jones

    I wonder if Magilla Gorilla Kardashian knows that Vince Vaughn is single?

  3. Danklin24

    Uh, she isnt worried about it because its THREE DAYS! Hell if i had to spend only three days in jail i’d be out drinking my ass off and partying too. Three days of free cable and a free gym membership, wheres the bad stuff?

  4. lori

    She is way hotter than any of her fake, plastic sisters. The writer of this site only likes fake, plastic, ugly, frigid women with zero sex appeal. I thought only Republicans liked that type. Oh well. Learn something new every day.

  5. lori

    @53 – You’ve obviously never been in jail. You don’t have a fucking clue of what you’re talking about.

  6. gweilo

    I can only say that you must be a lesbian if you really believe any man whether Dem or Rep or any political party would choose Swamp thing over any of the other sisters.

    It shows you have zero understanding of man’s wants and makes sense you spent time in jail. Probably intentionally so you can get fisted by other lesbo’s.

  7. RaraAvis

    If I was her size I wouldn’t worry about jail, either. But then I’ve never been in jail. Apparently I’ve been way too good about obeying the law. I’ll never make it in Hollywood…oh, that’s right – don’t want to, anyway.

  8. cureholder

    There may not be a hotter woman on the planet than Kourtney Kardashian. (And btw, that’s not how THEY spell their names . . . it’s how their stupid parents spelled them.)

  9. cureholder

    A slight correction to my previous post—the “K” spelling is really only stupid in the instance of Khloe—it;s kinda cute for Kourtney and normal for Kim. Maybe it works with Kourtney because she’s such a cutie herself. And I didn’t mean to call her parents “stupid” (and I think the world knows the late Robert Kardashian was a genius)—just the spelling of Khloe is stupid.

  10. meknow

    Hey, maybe the Hogans can produce a realality show called ” Celebrity ugly giant in jail”.

  11. Kim Lardassian

    She must feel so bad about being the heifer of the family

  12. Sendy

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  13. bonespur

    i l-l-l-l-u-u-u-v her!

  14. Maurice

    I love Kim and her sisters because they are all fat and I love fat chicks with big fat asses. I have a huge fat fetish. Thin may be in but fat is where it is at.

  15. Terry

    The last 3 pictures show Khloe with french fries and some other fattening fast food. This is why Kim, her mom, and big sisters are fat; they eat too much bad food and it shows on their fat bodies. There is nothing special about fat chicks like Kim that have big fat hips, fat thighs, and fat asses; they are all addicted to eating too much bad food and it shows on their fat bodies. It is nothing to be proud of unless one loves turning on men that have a fat fetish.

  16. WAIT and SEE……………………..good luck!!!

  17. randi

    @61 esp. when the family is all heifers to begin with ><

  18. Mercedes

    Kim and her fat sisters make other fat chicks feel good about themselves. Too bad the only people that find Kim sexy are men with a fat fetish and fat chicks that can relate to being fat like Kim. What a bunch of fat no talent stupid worthless celebrities.

  19. Grace

    There was an entire episode of their show about her DUI.

  20. Hock

    Chyna + Kelly Clarkson = Khloe Kardashian.

  21. gugugu

    and i thought kourtney looked starved next to kim…

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