Khloe Kardashian is getting married

September 18th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom of the Lakers are reportedly getting married, according to People:

It’s been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
E! News reported Thursday night that Khloe, 25, and her basketball beau, 29, have recently been “talking about rings.”

Wow, Kim has to feel awesome. While she’s sitting around taking assless vanity shots of herself, one sister’s pregnant and now the other one’s getting married. Well, you know what would trump both of these two? Getting pregnant, waiting six months, then filming a sex tap- HOOOOORRRRF. I couldn’t even write it. Now, quick, somebody burn my brain. Burn it with fire!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. M

    hahahahaha

  2. Delgo

    Llamar looks like Aloysius Snuffleupagus (scientific name)

  3. Prop 15

    I’m the L-A-M the A & the R, the man on the mic that they call Lamar.

  4. WThey?!

    Now, i’m no racist but, What is it with these Kardashian sisters diggin dark meat?

  5. Dave

    ugly couple

  6. sin

    HAHAHAHA….She will soon be like Kendra was. Pregnant from an unemployed black man. Or, did she agree to marry him just so people will stop calling her “Sasquatch”?

  7. Stephanie

    She’s finally with someone who makes her look small. I didn’t know the day would come.

  8. I'm Obama and I approve...

    Wow…mudsharkin’ runs in this family…they all LOVE the dark meat.

    Tell you what, ladies…I’ll send Michelle off to the dark continent, to discuss AIDS or some shit, and while she’s gone, all three of you can come up to the White House for some Tanqueray and corn-holin’!!

    I’ll spring for the tonic and limes…

  9. Sage Advice

    She has on mom jeans

  10. who cares

    so the fat uglier sister of a ugly girl who is famous because she fucked the brother of another girl who is famous is getting married?

    why did you waste time typing this up?

  11. havoc

    LMAO! He’s already got that deer in the headlights look.

    You’d better fucking run now dude….

    .

  12. Skeith Dewine

    #7, you are actually mistaken. Chloe, “Hank Henshaw” Skandashian is the one on the right in these photos. Lamar is the one on the left. I’ve lost all respect for him at this point for knowingly being with a transvestite.

  13. Miss

    #8 who the hell uses the word mudsharkin, either your 55 years old or utter white trash from alabama. who cares who they like, everybodies aloud a type. are you just upset because your being past by for a black man with a large penis? grow up, i’m sick of your comments, there always race related.

  14. Skeith Dewine

    #7, you are actually mistaken. Chloe, “Hank Henshaw” Skandashian is the one on the right in these photos. Lamar is the one on the left. I’ve lost all respect for him at this point for knowingly being with a transvestite.

  15. Cam

    13….. “are you just upset because your being past by for a black man with a large penis? grow up, i’m sick of your comments, there always race related.”

    So you resort to racist stereo types yourself? Stay classy hypocrite. Also, nobody is upset. She is a moose and odds are he has aids. Most do.

  16. Declan

    Wow, her boyfriend has such a dark tan he looks like he’s black.

  17. douglas

    I bet a ham sandwhich that Kim’s next boyfriend is a White Man. Khloe is just making the mistake now, that Kim has made with a black rapper and a black athlete.

    It;s a novelty for these young women. They think its cool and hip. Then reality kicks them in the ass.

  18. Brooce Jehner

    Wow, a t-shirt and sweat pants for the night out. This guy is klassy. He’s so far down the totem pole that he figures ‘hey, she’s a kardashian – they’ll sleep with anything…” and will run with it. What an asshole. But most Lakers are.

    She’s so desperate for attention and validation that she’s resorted to sleeping with troglodytes. Much like Kim. Yeah, they have great track records in the relationship game. She ought to ask her stepdad about athletes and marriage….

  19. Randal(l)

    Why the hell is Odom gonna marry her. I mean, Sure he’s coming of the bench now, but he could be pulling way better tail. Shit, even Vujacic banged Paris Hilton, and he sucked last year

    Randal(l)

  20. When you are a 6’11″ Black man it’s hard to find a woman who can take you…all of you. In Sasquatch, Lamar has found a woman he can give his all too.

  21. Superbiggerevil

    I give it a year, tops, or at least one NBA season.

  22. bribios

    Too bad you can’t actually post gifs or any pics on the boards. That last line reminded me of this.

    http://ui27.gamespot.com/1242/1185942618212_2.gif

    From back when the simpsons was good.

  23. myohmy

    Double Publicity Stunt. Does anyone honestly think mommy dearest would allow it? Or is it going to be a double wedding with Court and Scott for the sole purpose of cashing in… their show is awful and they needed something newsworthy to save themselves…

  24. myohmy

    Double Publicity Stunt. Does anyone honestly think mommy dearest would allow it? Or is it going to be a double wedding with Court and Scott for the sole purpose of cashing in… their show is awful and they needed something newsworthy to save themselves…

  25. norton

    @10…… LMFAO

    Right ON!!!!!!!!

  26. Just another white chick after the black man’s money.

  27. Seems like the Kardashian girls only date professional athletes. I wish them all the best.

  28. Richport's Ghost

    Damn, all I see are teeth and the whites of his eyes. Why does he date Sasquatch instead of an African queen? She looks like a damn pie-faced Persian cow.

  29. sandie

    I don’t understand why you people insult her, she looks fine and even much better now that she has lost weight and if she likes black men, that is her preference, although I must say he is bad looking, at least Kim’s ex was cute.
    Its a bad idea to marry someone too soon.

  30. Darkness will prevail

    The white race is doomed as are all others. We will blend into one brown mess and our culture will be what the tv tells us.

  31. Sport

    Dating for a month and getting hitched?

    Sounds about right for Hollywood.
    What’s the over/under on the ‘irreconcilable differences’ date?

  32. ROUGH daddy

    Its no 1′s business if Khloe enjoy a little womb drumming every once in a while…

  33. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    The next Ryan Seacrest E! reality show is coming: “Sasquatch and The Spook”

    But first a sex tape has to appear with plenty of urination.

    Kim will be sooo jealous.

  34. jerky

    Messin’ with Sasquatch

  35. Mike

    Hooray for another marriage FAIL (predicting the future). Probably will end up with caps in ones ass, whatever that means.

  36. Lamar Sanford

    Iz lubs dem whyt wimmenz

  37. Jim

    They’re both idiots which means they should get married to save the general population from their obviously defective gene pool. Thanks Khloe and Lamar! Your consideration for the rest of us is admirable, lmao…..

  38. Phil Jackson

    This is just another example of Lamar Odom never living up to his potential, on the court and off. He could have his pick of hot young girls, and instead he’s hooked up with Kong Kardashian and thinking of marrying it.

  39. Aunt Jemima

    #35! You beat me to it. Chicka-chicka ow-ow. I think the black race owes the Kardashian family a big debt of gratitude for getting OJ off murder charges the first time. Now they are sacrificing their young on the Kardashian altar of fat-ass.

  40. burungi

    Sigh… All the bigots pretending to be ‘protesters’ go on and on about how it’s everyone else who’re the bigots and then one little post about an inter-racial couple pops up and those self-same people come out in droves to make racist comments. I’ll never get the hypocrisy.

  41. Prince

    She must have some bomb ass pussy.

  42. jenni131

    They’ve been dating a month and are engaged. Yes, this will work. If this isnt love i dont know what is.

    My guess is sasquatch is knocked up too and has to get married. This lamar guy doesnt know what he’s putting his cock in.

  43. alex

    is this for fuckin real? LAMAR is actually wanting to go as far as marrying this horrific Yeti??? I dont know but he better fucking have his A Game on this season. Oh, yeah, 1 more thing, I’ve lost all respect for you Lamar. I’ll always be a LAker fan but damm this bitch is fucked up!

  44. pasteve

    One thing about these Kardashian girls, including their mom, they know how to marry a wallet.

    Hollywood must be an interesting place. Young women with no skills or education are born into a lifestyle that someone else built for them and then they try to live that way for the rest of their lives. Their entire value system seems to be based on nothing more than looks and income.

    They belong on a site named The Superficial.

  45. biteme

    i hope he realizes that there is no way that bitch will fit into a suitcase

  46. Katie

    Awwww congrats Khloe.

  47. Preeti

    1 month of dating?

    and that shirt is awful…

  48. Leonardo

    WOW,,,,Great….White chick and an ignorant ball playing coon….Yet another girl you could not pay me to go to bed with….Sickening…

  49. Leonardo

    WOW,,,,Great….White chick and an ignorant ball playing coon….Yet another girl you could not pay me to go to bed with….Sickening…

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