Khloe Kardashian is a braless Yeti

September 17th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Nipple Morning takes a stop in mediocre town with Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend Lamar Odom of the Lakers who were out in West Hollywood last night. You can kind of see Khloe’s nips in these shots, but what I’ find most disappointing is I expected her breasts to look like two hairy Ewoks swinging from her chest. So much for that fantasy which, yes, involved speeder bikes. I know how sex works, people.

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  1. alisa

    are you 5’5 and insecure or something? she’s not even that tall or “big”.. she only looks like it when shes next to her 5ft2 sisters. she looks very average sized in pictures by herself….. and she looks great with the weight loss

  2. rofllolol

    tits but still yeti

  3. The 'A' Man

    First Bitches!!!

  4. Mike T

    I would eat that all day long……

  5. Why do people continue to bash her? She has never been that big and looks even better now. #1 is right…she just appears to be larger because she’s next to her short sisters. I’m barely 5’1″ and don’t think she looks like a yeti. Jesus.

  6. Christina

    Everyone picks on her because she’s the ethnic minority out of the three sisters. Nasty Ass White YEti.

  7. A bottle of cheap whiskey and a few joints, plus someone spiking my tiramisu with Cialis, might just make me plow her like a sharecropper…

  8. lolocaust

    She still looks like young elvis with long hair

    that black dude must be 12ft tall to make her look short

  9. FACE

    She is just a drunk driving sweathog compared to her goddess sister, Kim – that is the problem and always will be the problem. She humiliated herself on the Apprentice and showed that she lacked moral character more than she lacked her siblings beauty.

  10. wtf

    she kinda looks like elvis with down syndrome

  11. EK

    She’s a yeti and everyone under 5’4″ is a leprechaun/midget/Oompa-Loompa. So we’re all supposed to be 5’6 tthen?

  12. freebie

    What is it with these sisters and black meat? Don’t they like white meat? And why are they celebrities? Because one of them made a sex tape with one of many black men? I don’t understand it but then I’m old at 36.

  13. freebie

    What is it with these sisters and black meat? Don’t they like white meat? And why are they celebrities? Because one of them made a sex tape with one of many black men? I don’t understand it but then I’m old at 36.

  14. Alex

    Lamar and this Yeti? How did this ever happen? I now have about 0% respect left for him. Wow what a moron dating a huge ugly Kardashian slut.
    I don’t know about this, but he better have his fucking A Game on this season.

  15. Me

    To # 14: Yeti over here said shes only down with the “brothas” on the Tyra Banks Show. So yeah she’s only into black meat. As far as Miss Sex Tape, clearly, she’s also into exclusive black meat. Kourtney on the other hand said on the Tyra Banks Show that she likes “pretty boys” which I guess is what she considers Scott.
    And, yeah, you’re exactly right. They’re “celebritites”, more like known sluts, because one of them, the one with an ass the size of planet, made a sex tape with Ray J.

  16. L

    Lamar is like 6’10, so anyone next to him is gona be a midget. He’s a basketball player for God’s sake.

  17. Buckwheat

    #14

    They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It’s very common in the ghetto.

  18. Buckwheat

    #14

    They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It’s very common in the ghetto.

  19. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  20. Ovaltine

    i’d be some chocolate milk for her… oh yeah.

  21. Lamar Odem should be ashamed of himself. Period.

  22. MY GOD ITS A MONSTER!!!!

  23. Darth

    Who’s this shortie? She looks familiar though.

  24. toolboy

    I can only see the top 2 nipples….

  25. Tr8cthis

    Lamar is 6’10 and she is around 5″10. Either way she is not someone I would want to wake up next to without makeup. She looks scary with makeup imagine without?!!

  26. dude

    you know what’s funny… in all these pictures i’ve seen of Yeti and Lamar, they’re like “around” eachother, never really all over eachother or even close to what I imagine a normal couple to look like. it’s like they have a brother-sister kind of thing. either way it’s creepy.

  27. Hugh Gentry

    her sister Kourtney has the best fucking body…and I don’t care what people say, Kim is fucking gorgeous.

  28. frank

    she’s a practice girl!

  29. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  30. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  31. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  32. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  33. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  34. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  35. b

    how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that’s a special little coincidence.

  36. b

    oops…. Note to self: only click once… even if the internet is being stupid slow don’t have a click fest like it will get you anywhere any faster…. oops again. sorry!

  37. Ghetto-bootay-luva

    18. Buckwheat – September 17, 2009 1:01 PM

    #14

    They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It’s very common in the ghetto.

    19. Buckwheat – September 17, 2009 1:01 PM

    #14

    They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It’s very common in the ghetto.

    *

    Word up! I’m tryin’ to clap right now, but mah hands are stuck togevah ’cause ah aw da dried watermelon juice on ‘em has made ‘em all sticky, n shit. You knows what ah mean, doncha? I don’t think I have to ax you, but isn’t that what made yo finger stick to da ‘enter’ button and post yo response, twice?

  38. liz

    it’s like one of those books from when i was a kid – YETIS DON’T WEAR BRAS

  39. bobby

    she’s gross . she seems like such an idiot. her nose is nasty and her voice is that of a flatlining valley girl. i will NEVER understand why any of these girls are famous but i do think hottie kim broke ‘em all in b/c the middle one kourt is a little timid mouse and the big one khloe is a slobbering lumberjack and no one would ever have been heard of either of them without butterface bootygirl kimmie sealing the deal.

  40. ThatGirl.

    I think she’s pretty damn hot.

  41. Skeeter Mcpeeter

    I’m sure the Kardashian sisters deceased father is so proud that two of his daughters turned out to be nothing more than jig loving, jockstrap sniffing, fuck anything with a black dick, sluts.

    Way to make daddy proud girls, keep up the good work.

  42. spike

    @ 31-37

    b, that’s okay, but stop going to town on the mouse. It not your computer, it’s this site, always slow. Must be patient. Have a great day!

  43. spike

    @43

    Oh, Skeeter Mcpeeter, their deceased father isn’t proud of his ditzy, foul-mouthed, skanky daughters. In fact, he isn’t much of anything cuz he’s…dead.

    RIP

  44. SKANKY KHLOE

    EWWWWW. WHAT A WHITE TRASH SKANK, SHE IS SUCH A PIG.

  45. Megan Fox

    I don’t know why people always bash her… in all seriousness I think she’s the most gorgeous of the sisters. They are probably pretty jealous of her.

  46. ADRIANA***

    Kloe is beautiful and not fat she’s normal what do people want for her to look like lindsey lohan, i bet Christina #6 is a fucken whale and everyone hates a kloe cuz she outspoken, funny, pretty and fab

  47. Leeroy

    Nigger whore. The stains dont wash out.

  48. leeroy

    niiger whorre – the stain doesnt wash out

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