Khloe Kardashian checked out The Dark Knight at The Grove Saturday and enjoyed the general bliss that comes from ducking 30 days in jail for DUI. I can tell by the remorseful look on her face, Khloe’s learned a lesson: Kardashians make the law their bitch. Well, I’ll show them. I’m going to get blitzed off my face then drive around their neighborhood. Yeah, this plan is genius. *starts chugging*
UPDATE: Dude, Geekologist, I’m telling you this plan will totally teach these people a lesson. What people? I dunno, somebody. I wrote it down on a napkin. Huh? I didn’t puke on my shirt. You puked on your shirt. At your mom’s house – with Chevy Chase riding a lawnmower. BURN!
UPDATE: Yum yum yummy I’ve got Jager in my tummy, yum yum I’m feeling like nachos.
UPDATE: Stop the press, who is that? This, this tree of a woman. A mighty red oak of breasts and timber thighs. I would totally hit tha- SHIT NUTS! I looked at her face. *shakes head* Hey, I’m absolutely 100% sober. How’d that happen? And why is there a tongue print on my monitor in front of Khloe Kardashian? As God as my witness, I am never drinking again.
UPDATE: Wait, I’m an atheist. To the Beer Cave! *crawls under desk*
Does anyone know what they’re famous for?
lol that girl doesnt know her own strength she throws around her sisters like rag dolls…
So fat.I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M**last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…
Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…
Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…