Khloe Kardashian hearts not being in jail

July 20th, 2008 // 56 Comments

Khloe Kardashian checked out The Dark Knight at The Grove Saturday and enjoyed the general bliss that comes from ducking 30 days in jail for DUI. I can tell by the remorseful look on her face, Khloe’s learned a lesson: Kardashians make the law their bitch. Well, I’ll show them. I’m going to get blitzed off my face then drive around their neighborhood. Yeah, this plan is genius. *starts chugging*

UPDATE: Dude, Geekologist, I’m telling you this plan will totally teach these people a lesson. What people? I dunno, somebody. I wrote it down on a napkin. Huh? I didn’t puke on my shirt. You puked on your shirt. At your mom’s house – with Chevy Chase riding a lawnmower. BURN!

UPDATE: Yum yum yummy I’ve got Jager in my tummy, yum yum I’m feeling like nachos.

UPDATE: Stop the press, who is that? This, this tree of a woman. A mighty red oak of breasts and timber thighs. I would totally hit tha- SHIT NUTS! I looked at her face. *shakes head* Hey, I’m absolutely 100% sober. How’d that happen? And why is there a tongue print on my monitor in front of Khloe Kardashian? As God as my witness, I am never drinking again.

UPDATE: Wait, I’m an atheist. To the Beer Cave! *crawls under desk*

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  1. Britney Spears

    Does anyone know what they’re famous for?

  2. rough daddy

    lol that girl doesnt know her own strength she throws around her sisters like rag dolls…

  3. Jeniffer

    So fat.I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M**last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  4. ARMIDA A VALENZUELA

    Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…

  5. ARMIDA A VALENZUELA

    Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…

  6. ARMIDA A VALENZUELA

    Hey chloe, I think you your sisters your mom and Bro are all very gorgeous and FUCK that Lola hating bitch, can we say JEALOUS! anyways I love all your family . I’m just a mom in ventura with two daughters if you ever want to get rid of any old clothes call me!! 805-320-4462 or if you need any help at your store I am looking for work.. Thanks God bless take care your beautiful!! Armida Valenzuela…

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