Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk

June 30th, 2009 // 27 Comments

- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe’s 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn’t emerge. I’m as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the “Sorry I Cheated on You, Horseface” Twins. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicky Hilton enjoys laughing at the misfortune of others. That’s for the two people who actually think there’s a good Hilton sister. I’ll let you guess who they are. [The Blemish]

- Vanessa Minnillo rebounds with Topher Grace. How sad must be it for Nick Lachey to learn the villain from the shitty Spider-man movie obviously has more money than him? [Celebslam]

- Kelly Brook’s boyfriend wore a Michael Jackson T-shirt today which means he’s gay and she should start having unprotected sex with me. Hey, you can’t argue with science. [Just Jared]

- Zac Efron wears a life preserver on a short boat trip. Somebody get this kid a towel. For his vagina. [PopSugar]

- Chace Crawford has a new haircut! And yet somehow this doesn’t trump the non-stop media coverage of Michael Jackson’s death. Is there no justice?! [ICYDK]

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  1. Bored

    This writer – and now this site – sucks.

  2. wfs

    First, wfs

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    @1 amen

  4. @Bored

    Agreed. Bring back the old anonymous guy. New anonymous guy is ass.

  5. What happened to my comment.

  6. Oh great, there it is. PLS DISREGARD.

  7. KoRneY

    She even has to get her family drunk to bear looking at her.

  8. wanker

    can we start referring to kourtney as “the fat one,” kim as “sex tape,” and the other one as “the other one.” that would clear things up for me.

  9. uh

    @8

    Hahahaha, comments are more entertaining than the writer.

  10. heygirlhey

    Tobey MacGuire was the one in Spiderman, dumbass.

  11. heydumbgirlhey

    @10

    If you dumbass can read, he said “villain” from spider man….topher grace plays the villain Venom in spider man 3…dumbcunt!

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  13. captain america

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  14. Darth

    There’re a few types of women that get easily drunk.Just pour in a few drinks and they open their legs smooth as a Swiss pocketknife!

  15. Nero

    Still a wonder how a little drink opens up legs like massive bank vault doors!

  16. Gando

    I think the ‘forbidden’ apple was a rotten or fermented apple. . . To get women drunk. . .

  17. Rhialto

    Congrats to the newly parents Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick!

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  20. Hmmmmmmm…. Khole kardashian is looking awesome in that out fit. I just like her face. Real beauty also without makeup. Her lips are so appealing . Thanks

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  24. There’re a few types of women that get easily drunk.Just pour in a few drinks and they open their legs smooth as a Swiss pocketknife!

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