Khloe Kardashian gets naked/airbrushed for PETA

December 11th, 2008 // 188 Comments

Finally! Now I know what Khloe Kardashian would look like if she stripped naked, was heavily altered to not look like Sasquatch and then jammed her finger in a light socket. Adios, sleepless nights…

Photos: PETA, Splash News
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  1. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  2. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  3. Cat

    I’m vegan and I f-ing hate PETA. They’re nutjobs that make anyone who doesn’t eat animal products look like an in-your-face asshole. Sooooo sick of them and all their attention-getting stunts. I wish they would get NO news coverage period. If they put even half of the money they spend on lame-ass stunts into work that would actually help animals, they might make a difference.

    I, like many other vegans and vegetarians I know, seriously do not care what other people choose to put in or on their bodies. I don’t want to be judged on what I eat or don’t eat, so I don’t judge other people that way either. Some of my friends don’t even know I’m vegan because I don’t want to spend all my time talking about it. Please know there are plenty of us out there who wish Ingrid Newkirk and her minions would choke on some tofu and stop pretending to represent all of us.

  4. Cat

    I’m vegan and I f-ing hate PETA. They’re nutjobs that make anyone who doesn’t eat animal products look like an in-your-face asshole. Sooooo sick of them and all their attention-getting stunts. I wish they would get NO news coverage period. If they put even half of the money they spend on lame-ass stunts into work that would actually help animals, they might make a difference.

    I, like many other vegans and vegetarians I know, seriously do not care what other people choose to put in or on their bodies. I don’t want to be judged on what I eat or don’t eat, so I don’t judge other people that way either. Some of my friends don’t even know I’m vegan because I don’t want to spend all my time talking about it. Please know there are plenty of us out there who wish Ingrid Newkirk and her minions would choke on some tofu and stop pretending to represent all of us.

  5. Cat

    I’m vegan and I f-ing hate PETA. They’re nutjobs that make anyone who doesn’t eat animal products look like an in-your-face asshole. Sooooo sick of them and all their attention-getting stunts. I wish they would get NO news coverage period. If they put even half of the money they spend on lame-ass stunts into work that would actually help animals, they might make a difference.

    I, like many other vegans and vegetarians I know, seriously do not care what other people choose to put in or on their bodies. I don’t want to be judged on what I eat or don’t eat, so I don’t judge other people that way either. Some of my friends don’t even know I’m vegan because I don’t want to spend all my time talking about it. Please know there are plenty of us out there who wish Ingrid Newkirk and her minions would choke on some tofu and stop pretending to represent all of us.

  6. Jezebel

    Wow, I think she looks great.
    Just because she is 5ft10 everyone calls her a Sasquatch. & if shes considered fat – I can just imagine how SKINNY u all must be to have the right to make such nasty comments hiding behind your computer screen! Im sure most people who check thesuperficial on a religious basis are all supermodels in the making, with perfectly toned bodies and petit little features. LOL..
    She is a perfectly healthy weight, and I find shes slender. Women built with a 5ft10 frame arent naturally anorexic looking.
    I bet a good amount of you people with nothing better to do than to scrutinize someone you dont even know are ugly lowlife white trash.

    Dont be jealous of her! shes gorgeous

  7. everybody

    #106 – thanks for the boring, predictable comment.

  8. Sid

    It was nice of The Beast to pose for candid pics next to the insanely photoshopped poster, so that the digital artist could put together a portfolio that guarantees paying gigs for the next decade at least. There are a lot of fat ugly women in America, and some of them want to get photographed.

  9. wtf

    If PETA would stop spending all of their money in hiring overpaid photographers for bullsh– like this, then maybe they’d actually be able to do something worthy. When’s the last time those dumbasses ever saved an actual animal?

    Now, back to eating my cheeseburger. Mmmmhmmmm…

  10. Ardgelina

    #106

    first off fucker, the average woman is 5’4 so 5’10 is a fucking freak of nature
    Secondly she wears a mother fucking size 10 and the average woman is a big fucking size 6 so still she is bigger than the average fucking fat woman!!!! She is clearly obese and anyone that says otherwise is the same size as oprah!!!!

    btw bitch, some people (like myself) are college students that have nothing better to do at the end of the semester than to make fun of fucking fat people! No, actually i am not fat at all i look a million times better than her b/c when i’m not making fun of big fat sloppy people i’m gonna wear black b/c its slimming, I WORKOUT AND I’M A VEGETARIAN! so stfu and go spread your fat empowerment somewhere else cuz guess what bitch last time i checked this is superficial.com not fucking fat people outreach! If you don’t like blasting celebs wtf are u doing here??? yeah right ur prob on this site all the time under another alias making fun of Jennifer Aniston right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Ardgelina

    if peta and fat pig didn’t see anything wrong with her size wtf did they crop 1/2 off her body?

  12. Phil

    This ad makes me want to say, “For Christ’s sake, get this woman some fur!”

  13. One kardashian is enough, folks.
    THIS KARDASHIAN, on the contrary, MAKES ME SICK!!

  14. Ahab

    Hast seen the White Whale?

    Thar she blows!!

    - – - – - -

    One more thing: aren’t the shadows all wrong?

  15. hausfrau

    God- if this is the best that airbrushing could do for her, she should never be photographed again. EVER.

  16. lola richie

    I LOVE black leather bags and boots. I love bacon, chicken Parmesan, and fish. The answer is not to avoid these things altogether, but enjoy them responsibly. DO NOT buy leather or fur goods if they come from CHINA. And buy organic free range, farm quality meats. These animals are treated much more humanely and cost a bit more for it. The animals are healthier and slaughtered by hand so they don’t needlessly suffer. Purchase a HERITAGE TURKEY from an American farmer and they will raise it just for you. It will run the farmland and eat insects like turkeys are designed to do. NO DISCOUNT FACTORY ANTIBIOTIC MEAT and NO CHINESE LEATHER OR FUR. That does not mean boycott these products.

  17. dragon43078

    Another d list quasi celebrity brain washed for PETA. Really, she is a desperate media whore who will say and do anything to get noticed, just like her sister.

  18. Ali

    who is this woman? she looks like a caveman

  19. ummm...yeah

    Bottom line…
    A whole family of trashy sluts…which by the way, got “famos” by being pissed on in a porno..need I say more?
    What the fuck is the debate about?
    The mother is a whore, so are all of her daughters…ask mom who the father is of any of them sluts…
    I think Maury Povich just signed another guest.

  20. Deva

    They did a great job airbrushing her fat out. And a hell of a job on her face.

  21. Danny

    Those PETA fags are desperate.

  22. Danny

    Those PETA fags are desperate.

  23. Danny

    Those PETA fags are desperate.

  24. Danny

    Those PETA fags are desperate.

  25. NastyBedazzler

    This issue is… sensitive at best.

    Calm down people but when it comes down to it: people > animals don’t forget that.

  26. NastyBedazzler

    This issue is… sensitive at best.

    Calm down people but when it comes down to it: people > animals don’t forget that.

  27. I R SMART

    If you have a problem with vegans, look up the documentary called EARTHLINGS. It’s pretty easy to find on YouTube, and totally free. It should give you a real reality check, and hopefully you’ll at least stop embarrassing yourselves through ignorance.

    For the record, I accept the wearing of leather (within reason) despite being a vegan. My argument, however, is that fake leather is a product of the petroleum industry, which is just as vile as the leather industry. But the again I think the fashion industry is ridiculous and invest only in classic shoes and belts, which will last me a lifetime. See the difference between that and something like “Mmmmmm I luvz me some burgerzzzz & 100′s of sexeh furs I own, despite living in LA!!! LOL PeTA SUXXXXX!!!.”

  28. I R SMART

    Oh and Khloe’s body is not the problem. Kim is only 5’1 1/2 and the other one can only fit into child-size clothing. What IS the problem is her busted fucking face. Not even the best plastic surgeon in the world could fix that mug.

  29. hry

    THAT PICTURE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL PIG-NOSED BITCH!! I am so tired of these damn Kardashian bitches. They’re so fooking disgusting!!

  30. meh

    I hope there’s never gonna be a sex tape of her, that’s like, bestiality.

  31. AssBigot

    Hey # 56 you fucking ignoramus…those are the kind of things they do to animals…not the order of the killings. Go run around with scissors and play in traffic you worthless piece of maggoty shit.

  32. The Listener

    Why are so many people being so mean to Khloe? She’s a pretty girl.

    BTW Airbrushing only removes flaws, but it can’t make an ugly person pretty. Only God and a plastic surgeon can do that.

  33. Rob

    @132, Khloe is fucking ugly. Also Photoshop can make a hog skinney, a white man black and this beast appear to have no fat.

    I wonder if she stopped eating hamburgers right before this picture.

  34. I know this is a recession but ill pay huge money to see Khloe Vs Kid rock in the ring!

    ~I got Khloe in the first round!

  35. havoc

    This makes me want to kill and eat more animals.

    Especially cute furry ones…..

    .

  36. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    I’d hit that…until I came to.

    Of coure, look at the ape on my arm now.

    And, her mother is coming to live in the Master’s House with us…so hell yeah, I’d soil her.

  37. haha

    irl she looks like young elvis w/long hair, and kim has had more balls
    in her face than a circus seal

  38. Rob

    Considering what the average PETA supporter looks like (unshaven legs, pits and unibrow) she’s leaps and bounds above them. probably because she’s not a real vegitarian.

  39. Massa'

    The Kardashians are gonna burn in hell. Like it says in John 3:14 “Thou shalt not lay with apes as thou wouldst lay with humans”

  40. e-rock

    All of the PETA haters have no idea what good they do. Unfortunately they only hear about a small percentage of the whack jobs that try anything to bring light to the issue. But if you doubt the progress that PETA makes every year, check this out, :http://www.peta.org/2008YearInReview/index.asp
    I have been a long time PETA supporter, and they make steps for the prevention of animal cruelty every day. Undeserved critism, really.

  41. Bickus Dickus

    PETA is a front for world Communists who want to destroy industry in America. Nothing more, they could care less for animals.

  42. PostmortemG

    Does anyone else here love the movie Mandingo? I adore Mandingo [ Now, if only i could find the totally uncut version that features the close-up shot of blood spurting out of that big scary black guy's neck, following his animalistic fight with Ken Norton ]. Anyway…

    I’m vegan. I avoid leather. I’d never wear fur. However, I’ll never support PETA and their silly attention-whoring campaigns. First a super-airbrushed Jenna Jameson; now a super-airbrushed… whoever this bitch is [ All i know is she's a sibling to that other lady with the big a$$ ]. PETA are obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel to find spokespeople. I’ve lost whatever respect i ever had for this organization.

    Morningstar Chik’n Strips Meal Starters are amazing with tomato sauce and pasta, by the way. =D

  43. owensdsd

    whatever u’re saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tal l datin g site __T all mingl e…. c om__ for datin g~ ,seems it’s such a waste being here!!lol…..

  44. Rob

    @140

    Hunters and conservationist do more for animal abuse/rights than the whack jobs at PETA (and it’s not a small percentage). Move out of your parents house and get your head out of your ass. You are the reason people hate PETA…no excuse me while I eat my veal..mmmmmmmmm

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  46. friendlyfires

    I’d sleep with that naked Turk ‘cept she don’ look that in real life. All she has to do is … not talk … she can moan ..scream …but no conversation …or it’s the gun to the head.

  47. Mike Hawk

    NAKED?
    I’d rather go blind.

  48. SB

    Her sister Kim shared a recipe for mac and cheese on her website that had a DOZEN eggs and 10 cups of cheese. They are disgusting and I would never want to use the bathroom after any of these Kardashian whores. Seriously fucking gross. Then they run and get lipo for their lard asses.

  49. Yuck

    “it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”

  50. Matt

    In reali life she looks like Rosie O’Donnell….

    In airbrush world she is a cross between the Geico Cavemen and Jay Leno

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