Khloe Kardashian enjoyed a few moments of relevancy this weekend when it was widely reported she was out clubbing with Chris Brown in Miami on Saturday. Unfortunately for Khloe, those reports were false, according to her blog:
Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged “news” is that I’ve never even met Chris Brown!
It’s so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up — I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!
Besides the fact I’m 150% certain Khloe Kardashian started the rumor herself, who really believed Chris Brown would be hooking up with her? Just looking at the reach on those Sasquatch paws, and it’s obvious she’d destroy him in a fight. So, clearly, not his type.