Khloe Kardashian denies partying with Chris Brown

March 2nd, 2009 // 78 Comments

Khloe Kardashian enjoyed a few moments of relevancy this weekend when it was widely reported she was out clubbing with Chris Brown in Miami on Saturday. Unfortunately for Khloe, those reports were false, according to her blog:

Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged “news” is that I’ve never even met Chris Brown!
It’s so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up — I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!

Besides the fact I’m 150% certain Khloe Kardashian started the rumor herself, who really believed Chris Brown would be hooking up with her? Just looking at the reach on those Sasquatch paws, and it’s obvious she’d destroy him in a fight. So, clearly, not his type.

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  1. lawr4ebss

    What a hot model!She looks like a member of —–richromances.com— where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?

  2. ctti

    How is it that these two haven’t joined the circus yet? One has the physical proportions of Sasquatch (except she has to wear a bra & probably waxes religiously) & the other has breasts that are as far apart from each other as Paris Herpton is from any form of intellect.

  3. RaraAvis

    Continuing today’s stating of the obvious: GET A JOB AND A LIFE, YOU LAZY BITCH.

  4. LPB

    So, is “Kortney” (she spells it that way so you won’t get confused with other Courtneys?) even more useless than the other two? or vice versa, or what?

    BTW, “kort” means “short” in Dutch.

  5. Forget the big ogre, who is the tiny little thing in pink heels? She’s hot. Or would be hot if she didn’t ruin it with those canelopes tacked on her chest. When will these girls learn their natural tits, even when small, are way better for sucking.

    PS: But Da Man would tap her ass anyhow – two times!

  6. I wouldn’t think Chris Brown was this upset. These are some of her better pics, though.

  7. sin

    She is actually co-owner of a clothing store called Dash. Their scum father set it up for them. Used some of the OJ trial money. And she does like the black men. Its the little one that is still into white meat.

  8. Bill Victus

    I love the rumps on these Kardashian women!!

  9. 1sse

    She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M” too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,

  10. omg!

    Khloe looks good in these pics.. don’t hate on the big girls.. they need love too!

  11. OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO ‘HIT A GYM’ ….AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER ‘BLOGGIN’ ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN’ YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE ‘MUD DUCK’ COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON’T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS….HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS

  12. OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO ‘HIT A GYM’ ….AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER ‘BLOGGIN’ ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN’ YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE ‘MUD DUCK’ COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON’T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS….HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS

  13. OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO ‘HIT A GYM’ ….AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER ‘BLOGGIN’ ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN’ YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE ‘MUD DUCK’ COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON’T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS….HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS

  14. sin

    I think that when I get up in the morning I will have to go to work to pay for that fucking welfare nigger.

  15. omg I love Khloe. She keeps it real! All 3 Kardashian sisters will be chatting live with fans on Fancast on Friday March 6th. Check it out- http://www.fancast.com/blogs/category/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians/

  16. O.J.

    I want my money and my gym bag back .

  17. John

    Have you ever wondered what happened to Chyna, and why you don’t get to see Khloe and Chyna in the same room. More like Micheal Jackson and Latoya Jackson right!. Could they all be one, in the same?
    Hold on to your seat people look below to see this photo.

    http://www.postdrama.com/2009/03/07/khloe-kardashian-and-chyna/

  18. Noneya Buis

    The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!

  19. Noneya Buis

    The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!

  20. Noneya Buis

    The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!

  21. watersinthesky@yahoo.com

    She would look fine if it wasn’t for her face.

  22. pissy

    What a bunch of inrellevant Fuckin’ nasty snatches!!!!!!!!

  23. Truth be told, many women have this same fantasy. Many more have even “busted a move” for their lover. Sound like fun? It sure is! Plus, the Romantic Striptease is an awesome way to show your big ass just how sexy you’re feeling. And take it from me, he will agree with you 100%.

  24. Forget the huge ogre, which is a little high-heeled shoes with pink? She is hot. Or he is hot, if done with the ruins canelopes patch on the chest. When these girls learn from their natural breasts, though small, are much better for breathing.

  25. becky g
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great here

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