Khloe Kardashian denies partying with Chris Brown

March 2nd, 2009 // 78 Comments

Khloe Kardashian enjoyed a few moments of relevancy this weekend when it was widely reported she was out clubbing with Chris Brown in Miami on Saturday. Unfortunately for Khloe, those reports were false, according to her blog:

Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged “news” is that I’ve never even met Chris Brown!
It’s so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up — I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!

Besides the fact I’m 150% certain Khloe Kardashian started the rumor herself, who really believed Chris Brown would be hooking up with her? Just looking at the reach on those Sasquatch paws, and it’s obvious she’d destroy him in a fight. So, clearly, not his type.

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  1. pubes

    pubes.

  2. They weren’t out partying, he was just peeing on her.

  3. pubes

    i bet she has sweet pubes!

  4. elvagreen

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  5. monkeyman

    Would it kill the Kardashian chicks to just get with a white guy for a change? Jeebus!!!!!

  6. AteIsEnough

    Can’t say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friends is kinda’ hot!

  7. AteIsEnough

    Can’t say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friend is kinda’ hot!

  8. amanda

    i think that she wouldnt look so terrible if she wasnt always standing next to her tiny sister.
    shes not actually ugly, shes just not nearly as pretty as the other 2
    shes probably not really all that tall either

  9. I get this undeniable urge to hide my food when I see pictures of this cave bitch.

  10. JPRichardson

    I like the short one better than the other two. SHe’s very f*ckable.

  11. Adam

    She is looking for a new (black) man.

  12. Sauron

    What i see from here she sure is,according to her size,150% Khloe Kardashian.

  13. Nero

    Another one with hair!? More bald headed babes please.

  14. JJ Daddy-O

    are we SURE she’s not a tranny?

  15. Max Planck

    No bruises…how could she be hanging with Chris Brown?

  16. I think they put magnets with the same poles in the little ones tits…

  17. Nero

    She could be the perfect partner for C.Brown.She tells him to be a good boy after he’s ballgagged.

  18. She can go toe to toe with Chris Brown, take him down in seconds UFC style….im serious!

  19. Kalxon

    Is she a mudshark like her sis?

  20. Sauron

    A big butt like that and waterjet propulsion.Mammoth tanker!?

  21. Vince Lombardi

    Uff Da! I saw that second photo of whatever that is blowing a kiss and it scared me. It *really* scared me.

  22. Brooke

    Nasty fat arms…she should really hit a gym. And who’s the midget?

  23. hmmm

    all of a sudden there have been a bunch of rumors about khloe on the blogs, ummm yeah she has celebrity apprentice premiering this week and kuwtk premiering next week, it’s called publicity, and blogs like YOURS are helping her lol. The kardashians are known to start rumors about themselves, duh.

  24. HOly Huge Bitch Batman

    I cant remember any time i was not able to hit the “full size” button. Shit would have broke my computer that chick is so big.
    @16 Took me a while but HOLY SHIT! I get it now. They ARE running from eachother!! HAhaha

  25. Jackson

    What would the fat Kardaskank sisters and Kim do without their girdles and body shapers to keep all the fat in? The short one has an ugly implant gap instead of a cleavage!

  26. When they were kids and they played “Star Wars,” how many times do you think the phrase “Why do I always have to play Chewbacca” was screamed?

  27. Allen's Woody

    That’s fucking Andre The Giant!

  28. Brandon

    She’s hasn’t been looking too bad lately. I’m ashamed to say it, but I think I might bang her.

  29. Mike Hawk

    Who gives a shit?

  30. itsme

    she should join the Lakers!!

  31. itsme

    she should join the Lakers!!

  32. Delgo

    You’re so corny Fish.
    You sweat Kim but you try and diss Khloe.
    Bitches look exactly the same, goof.

  33. Courtyardpigeon

    Explain to me again why this man/woman is famous? List of talents please.

  34. havoc

    I heard she set to play the lead in the sequel to The Wrestler, so she’s actually bulking right now…..

    .

  35. L

    Both of them have fugly breast implants

  36. Santa Claps

    I’d love to fuck that Amazon. Just to see how it feels to fuck a giant.

  37. Richard McBeef

    hey sasquatch’s friend, audrina called she wants her tits back.

  38. Ian

    God she fucking ugly, some please put her down for sake of the human race.

  39. Fati

    hahah, look at the way she is standing. she is hoping to get the same media attention for her bottom as her sister. sorry, Chloe, yours doesn’t seem so exciting.

    p.s. it’s weird how much taller she is than Kim. you know..for sisters.

  40. wow she looks like a giant compared to kourtney!

  41. Tom K

    Their dad is probably spinning in his grave like a tornado!!!! His daughters are so embarrassing except the little one. She at least has the good sense to only date white guys, smart girl! I don’t get it? Their dad and mom are white, so why on earth the hunger for black penis? What is the fascination does it taste better?! White women fill me in? There is always at least one wigger in the mix. lol

  42. Her body’s looking awesome!

  43. Andy

    is that dress see through ?

  44. She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
    ====BigBlackConnect.Co m==== looks like her very much.
    It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??

  45. What a great country we live in where the sister of a woman who was used like a urinal can become a gainfully employed person who…who…what does this person do?

  46. zsa

    I think she’s looking pretty good, she’s slimmed down some…but that is a long reach, my God.

    zsa

  47. zsa

    I think she’s looking pretty good, she’s slimmed down some…but that is a long reach, my God.

    zsa

  48. Dr. Ganja

    That’s cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them

  49. Dr. Ganja

    That’s cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them

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