Khloe Kardashian enjoyed a few moments of relevancy this weekend when it was widely reported she was out clubbing with Chris Brown in Miami on Saturday. Unfortunately for Khloe, those reports were false, according to her blog:
Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged “news” is that I’ve never even met Chris Brown!
It’s so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up — I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!
Besides the fact I’m 150% certain Khloe Kardashian started the rumor herself, who really believed Chris Brown would be hooking up with her? Just looking at the reach on those Sasquatch paws, and it’s obvious she’d destroy him in a fight. So, clearly, not his type.
pubes | March 2, 2009 at 10:42 am
pubes.
Sportsdvl | March 2, 2009 at 10:45 am
They weren’t out partying, he was just peeing on her.
pubes | March 2, 2009 at 10:45 am
i bet she has sweet pubes!
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monkeyman | March 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
Would it kill the Kardashian chicks to just get with a white guy for a change? Jeebus!!!!!
AteIsEnough | March 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
Can’t say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friends is kinda’ hot!
AteIsEnough | March 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
Can’t say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friend is kinda’ hot!
amanda | March 2, 2009 at 10:53 am
i think that she wouldnt look so terrible if she wasnt always standing next to her tiny sister.
shes not actually ugly, shes just not nearly as pretty as the other 2
shes probably not really all that tall either
RichPort's Ghost | March 2, 2009 at 11:08 am
I get this undeniable urge to hide my food when I see pictures of this cave bitch.
JPRichardson | March 2, 2009 at 11:11 am
I like the short one better than the other two. SHe’s very f*ckable.
Adam | March 2, 2009 at 11:17 am
She is looking for a new (black) man.
Sauron | March 2, 2009 at 11:17 am
What i see from here she sure is,according to her size,150% Khloe Kardashian.
Nero | March 2, 2009 at 11:19 am
Another one with hair!? More bald headed babes please.
JJ Daddy-O | March 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
are we SURE she’s not a tranny?
Max Planck | March 2, 2009 at 11:26 am
No bruises…how could she be hanging with Chris Brown?
RichPort's Ghost | March 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
I think they put magnets with the same poles in the little ones tits…
Nero | March 2, 2009 at 11:34 am
She could be the perfect partner for C.Brown.She tells him to be a good boy after he’s ballgagged.
ROUGH DADDY | March 2, 2009 at 11:36 am
She can go toe to toe with Chris Brown, take him down in seconds UFC style….im serious!
Kalxon | March 2, 2009 at 11:37 am
Is she a mudshark like her sis?
seksi k?zlar | March 2, 2009 at 11:38 am
thanxxx
Sauron | March 2, 2009 at 11:43 am
A big butt like that and waterjet propulsion.Mammoth tanker!?
Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 11:44 am
Uff Da! I saw that second photo of whatever that is blowing a kiss and it scared me. It *really* scared me.
Brooke | March 2, 2009 at 11:49 am
Nasty fat arms…she should really hit a gym. And who’s the midget?
hmmm | March 2, 2009 at 11:49 am
all of a sudden there have been a bunch of rumors about khloe on the blogs, ummm yeah she has celebrity apprentice premiering this week and kuwtk premiering next week, it’s called publicity, and blogs like YOURS are helping her lol. The kardashians are known to start rumors about themselves, duh.
HOly Huge Bitch Batman | March 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
I cant remember any time i was not able to hit the “full size” button. Shit would have broke my computer that chick is so big.
@16 Took me a while but HOLY SHIT! I get it now. They ARE running from eachother!! HAhaha
Jackson | March 2, 2009 at 11:59 am
What would the fat Kardaskank sisters and Kim do without their girdles and body shapers to keep all the fat in? The short one has an ugly implant gap instead of a cleavage!
gooch | March 2, 2009 at 11:59 am
When they were kids and they played “Star Wars,” how many times do you think the phrase “Why do I always have to play Chewbacca” was screamed?
Allen's Woody | March 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm
That’s fucking Andre The Giant!
Brandon | March 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm
She’s hasn’t been looking too bad lately. I’m ashamed to say it, but I think I might bang her.
Mike Hawk | March 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Who gives a shit?
itsme | March 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm
she should join the Lakers!!
itsme | March 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm
she should join the Lakers!!
Delgo | March 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm
You’re so corny Fish.
You sweat Kim but you try and diss Khloe.
Bitches look exactly the same, goof.
Courtyardpigeon | March 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Explain to me again why this man/woman is famous? List of talents please.
havoc | March 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I heard she set to play the lead in the sequel to The Wrestler, so she’s actually bulking right now…..
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L | March 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Both of them have fugly breast implants
Santa Claps | March 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I’d love to fuck that Amazon. Just to see how it feels to fuck a giant.
Richard McBeef | March 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm
hey sasquatch’s friend, audrina called she wants her tits back.
Ian | March 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
God she fucking ugly, some please put her down for sake of the human race.
Fati | March 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm
hahah, look at the way she is standing. she is hoping to get the same media attention for her bottom as her sister. sorry, Chloe, yours doesn’t seem so exciting.
p.s. it’s weird how much taller she is than Kim. you know..for sisters.
Blah Girls! | March 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
wow she looks like a giant compared to kourtney!
Tom K | March 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Their dad is probably spinning in his grave like a tornado!!!! His daughters are so embarrassing except the little one. She at least has the good sense to only date white guys, smart girl! I don’t get it? Their dad and mom are white, so why on earth the hunger for black penis? What is the fascination does it taste better?! White women fill me in? There is always at least one wigger in the mix. lol
Blah Girls! | March 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Her body’s looking awesome!
Andy | March 2, 2009 at 8:00 pm
is that dress see through ?
Amanda | March 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm
She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
====BigBlackConnect.Co m==== looks like her very much.
It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??
monkeyrotica | March 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
What a great country we live in where the sister of a woman who was used like a urinal can become a gainfully employed person who…who…what does this person do?
zsa | March 2, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I think she’s looking pretty good, she’s slimmed down some…but that is a long reach, my God.
zsa
zsa | March 2, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I think she’s looking pretty good, she’s slimmed down some…but that is a long reach, my God.
zsa
Dr. Ganja | March 2, 2009 at 9:17 pm
That’s cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them
Dr. Ganja | March 2, 2009 at 9:17 pm
That’s cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them