Khloe Kardashian considered a ‘celebrity’ and possibly an ‘apprentice’

August 22nd, 2008 // 55 Comments

Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that “Lady, O.J. Simpson’s money isn’t the answer to every problem. Just most of them.”? The New York Post reports;

NBC won’t confirm anything, but Kardashian, 23, is a go for the new season, sources say.
Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Flamboyant ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been floated as possible contestants.

For those of you still scratching your head over Khloe’s inclusion, I should point out Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story.

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  1. brad

    whahahaha

  2. rough daddy

    that ass is hugeeeeeee!!

  3. master P

    Yawn. Who is this? Has anyone pissed on her yet?

  4. celebrity apprentice? crap, they are way beyond even the D list that kathy griffin puts herself in. who is she competing again? mikey ‘likes it’ from the cereal commercials? jerry mathers.. as the beaver? i’ve heard of scraping the barrel, but this is a little extreme.

  5. Ted from LA

    She would be much better off in the 4th of July hotdog eating contest.

  6. gobats

    She has that fat jewish princess look but I’d bang her hard anyway

  7. I consider her a non celeb. next!

  8. Khloe – The new Heidi

  9. The REAL BARELY

    Oh yeah I get it: ABC has Dancing with the “Stars” where irrelevancy is no barrier to gettin’ your dance groove on and now NBC jumps in with its own cavalcade of irrelevancy… I couldn’t agree more #3 – wake me when someone takes a hearty asparagus whiz on this one’s bare goobs and you’ve got a story. Until then: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  10. Hecubus

    How dare you suggest she’s ‘not a real celebrity’. She’s the sister of a girl who got pissed on by a black wigga. If that doesn’t qualify you for a life of being praised and worshipped I don’t know what does.

    Hint – I don’t know what does.

  11. Peter Gammons

    I would NOT hit that…. and I’m whisky drunk.

    I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

  12. panties

    “Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story.”

    zing.

  13. Ted from LA

    I can just see The Donald climbing up on the boardroom table, whipping out his 3 inch dick and pissing all over Khloe while saying, “You’re fired, and I’m putting you out.”

  14. gobats

    Peter Gammons you must be gay

  15. rose

    Wow! Sweeti~~~She is more beautiful than many models of richromances.com which is a site for beautiful people.

  16. LaraCroftsmole

    UGH Really she is what? someone who is famous for nothing but is quite attractive’s sister who also got a few minutes in prison. It’s sick and wrong that she gets one second of exposure.

  17. havoc

    At least she’s not still stuffed in that freezer in Georgia. The other Bigfoots are safe. For now…

    .

  18. Effyeray

    For fuck’s sake Fish! Really?!?!?! A story about this hog? It’s bad enough when you write about this fat pig’s fat pig sister…. but stories about this one? You my friend, suck at this.

  19. toolboy

    Khloe Kardashian considered a ‘celebrity’ and possibly an ‘apprentice’?????
    I consider her a drain on society and a contributing factor to famine in Africa.

  20. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    she is 24 years old,not 23
    Khloe Alexandra Kardashian (born June 27, 1984)

  21. kevTHA

    how do you like your milkshakes?

  22. Barak Obama

    The only thing being “floated” here is that turd Dennis Rodman. Freaking porch monkey needs to die.

  23. Slaappy

    Donald going to have a hard time getting Kong Kardashian off the empire state building.

  24. grosssssssssss

    HELLO of course she’s famous, she played Hans solo’s favorite sidekick in the good Star Wars movies, or did she play that giant gross blob crime lord thing or was it Harry in Harry in the Henderson’s? Hmmmm prolly all three. Anyway that’s why she’s famous folks and her name isn’t Kourtney it’s Jabba the Kardashian, that’s what she really likes to go by.

  25. A Yeti? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhfduljkhsagihfdskjwlfekl

  26. MARIA CANTWELL

    SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! ALLLLL YOU FUYCKING IMMATURE ASS MUNCHERS ARE CLEARLY BLIND. KHLOE IS WHAT A REAL GIRL LOOKS LIKE. GET USED TO IT, SHE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
    AND SHE IS NOT FAT OKAY?!!!? GIRLS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES THATS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU “SUPERFICIAL” JERKS. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, YOU’RE NOT DESIRABLE, YOU DON’T GET LAID, AND YOU SUCK EGGS FOR FUN.
    SO BLOW ME, BITCHES.

  27. ha whatever

    #26. We know you’re Kourtney.
    See people she’s so huge she types in caps, lower case just doesn’t work for a big yeti like her, I mean girl, oh wait no I don’t.

  28. Peter Gammons

    Maria… She is what real girls look like, just not girls that I take my pants off around. Also, to clear a few other things up… My girlfriend (who I have sex with sometimes) is honestly better looking than her and not a complete waste of oxygen. I, however, do suck eggs for fun so you got me there.

  29. sassy

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I knew they were real. Wow a real sasquatch, awesome! Is it friendly?

  30. grosssssssssss

    continued…
    Or it might be Harry from “Harry and the Kardashian”. The documentary based on a family who finds bigfoot and welcomes it/him/her (no one knows, or wants to) into their lives. It’s really heartwarming… and hairy.

    LOL #28, Exactly.
    I love the assumptions people make. Yes mensa rejects the ability to use a computer and write words on a website to form mocking sentences means you have no sex life. WRONG.
    She does look like what some real girls look like, but not like the one in my mirror who fucks her hot husband everyday. In summary she’s gross, spoiled and useless. THE END. We win, you lose.
    Bye!

  31. devilsrain

    Girls arent supposed to look like rhinos

  32. Becky_techie

    #26, do you realize that you are on a site about the superficial? That’s all that it’s about here, darling. Get over it.

  33. Khunt

    You people have no idea of what a real woman is like. Yes our vaginas are naturally stinky, yes we have cottage cheese on our asses and zits and hairs on our chins. Yes we prefer men with large penises and yes black men are sexier than white guys.
    Sorry to ruin your weekends assholes.

  34. Not Watching Apprentice

    This is enough to get me to tune out of next season. This is crap if a Kardashian is considered anything other than an attention whore.

  35. STevec

    She’s a celebrity…an apprentice…and a COW………mooooooooooooooooooo !!

  36. STevec

    to # 33 khunt… you must be another khow….moooooooooooooooo !!

  37. HA. OKAY WHATEVER. YOU GUYS DO NOT WIN. THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER.
    KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS AMAZING. SHE IS A KIND HUMANITARIAN AND A FREE SPIRIT. SHE IS NOT A YETTI, OR A COW SO EVERYONE THAT THINKS THAT SHOULD GO DIE.
    AND IM NOT KOURTNEY. I AM A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL. THX VERY MUCH. KHLOE IS A GREAT ROLE MODEL. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND SHE LIVES UP TO HERS AND TAKES RESPONSIBILITY. AND SHE IS HEALTHY.
    SO YEAH, I WIN. LOSERS =]

  38. ya right

    HUMANITARIAN????????? Are you fucking kidding me?

  39. MONGOL willis has a sister?

  40. LaraCroftsmole

    Maria – put that pie down and go out for a jog or a walk or a swim, do something and STOP eating so many pies.

  41. ummm...yeah

    # 33
    What planet are YOU from?

  42. Long Duck Dong

    Are all the women in that family fat and ugly?

  43. devilsrain

    37. “KHLOE IS A GREAT ROLE MODEL” Didnt she just get a DUI? Some role model. Maybe she can be a role model if your goal is to become a fat cow douche.

  44. Mimi loves Amy

    I got an idea. Let’s all pray for Amy!!!!!!

  45. Crystal

    WHY are the Kardashian’s famous again???

  46. OJ

    “Are all the women in that family fat and ugly?”

    Obviously, yes. This ones 15 minutes of fame came via a drunk driving incident. Otherwise she would go unnoticed except on the richter scale of eartquakes when she walks.

  47. OJ

    oops meant “earthquakes”

  48. rough daddy

    #33 although I agree with you, but no one wants to see that,,,stay in the house till you look presentable,,,also douche your natural stink hole dont camouflage it with perfume its doesnt work….

  49. ToTellTheTruth

    I actually like Khloe and Kourtney BETTER than Kim…they’re more down to earth and don’t seem shallow..

  50. chargr

    geez she is useless. She’s only good for cleaning out the refrigerator and sleeping at their clothing store. Useless obese person living the shadows of her sister.

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