Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that “Lady, O.J. Simpson’s money isn’t the answer to every problem. Just most of them.”? The New York Post reports;
NBC won’t confirm anything, but Kardashian, 23, is a go for the new season, sources say.
Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Flamboyant ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been floated as possible contestants.
For those of you still scratching your head over Khloe’s inclusion, I should point out Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
brad | August 22, 2008 at 11:16 am
whahahaha
rough daddy | August 22, 2008 at 11:17 am
that ass is hugeeeeeee!!
master P | August 22, 2008 at 11:18 am
Yawn. Who is this? Has anyone pissed on her yet?
oscar | August 22, 2008 at 11:20 am
celebrity apprentice? crap, they are way beyond even the D list that kathy griffin puts herself in. who is she competing again? mikey ‘likes it’ from the cereal commercials? jerry mathers.. as the beaver? i’ve heard of scraping the barrel, but this is a little extreme.
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 11:27 am
She would be much better off in the 4th of July hotdog eating contest.
gobats | August 22, 2008 at 11:32 am
She has that fat jewish princess look but I’d bang her hard anyway
Sell Porn Make Money | August 22, 2008 at 11:44 am
I consider her a non celeb. next!
I <3 Halloween | August 22, 2008 at 11:55 am
Khloe – The new Heidi
The REAL BARELY | August 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Oh yeah I get it: ABC has Dancing with the “Stars” where irrelevancy is no barrier to gettin’ your dance groove on and now NBC jumps in with its own cavalcade of irrelevancy… I couldn’t agree more #3 – wake me when someone takes a hearty asparagus whiz on this one’s bare goobs and you’ve got a story. Until then: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hecubus | August 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm
How dare you suggest she’s ‘not a real celebrity’. She’s the sister of a girl who got pissed on by a black wigga. If that doesn’t qualify you for a life of being praised and worshipped I don’t know what does.
Hint – I don’t know what does.
Peter Gammons | August 22, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I would NOT hit that…. and I’m whisky drunk.
I think I just puked in my mouth a little.
panties | August 22, 2008 at 12:12 pm
“Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story.”
zing.
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I can just see The Donald climbing up on the boardroom table, whipping out his 3 inch dick and pissing all over Khloe while saying, “You’re fired, and I’m putting you out.”
gobats | August 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Peter Gammons you must be gay
rose | August 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Wow! Sweeti~~~She is more beautiful than many models of richromances.com which is a site for beautiful people.
LaraCroftsmole | August 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm
UGH Really she is what? someone who is famous for nothing but is quite attractive’s sister who also got a few minutes in prison. It’s sick and wrong that she gets one second of exposure.
havoc | August 22, 2008 at 12:57 pm
At least she’s not still stuffed in that freezer in Georgia. The other Bigfoots are safe. For now…
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Effyeray | August 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm
For fuck’s sake Fish! Really?!?!?! A story about this hog? It’s bad enough when you write about this fat pig’s fat pig sister…. but stories about this one? You my friend, suck at this.
toolboy | August 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Khloe Kardashian considered a ‘celebrity’ and possibly an ‘apprentice’?????
I consider her a drain on society and a contributing factor to famine in Africa.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx | August 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
she is 24 years old,not 23
Khloe Alexandra Kardashian (born June 27, 1984)
kevTHA | August 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm
how do you like your milkshakes?
Barak Obama | August 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
The only thing being “floated” here is that turd Dennis Rodman. Freaking porch monkey needs to die.
Slaappy | August 22, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Donald going to have a hard time getting Kong Kardashian off the empire state building.
grosssssssssss | August 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm
HELLO of course she’s famous, she played Hans solo’s favorite sidekick in the good Star Wars movies, or did she play that giant gross blob crime lord thing or was it Harry in Harry in the Henderson’s? Hmmmm prolly all three. Anyway that’s why she’s famous folks and her name isn’t Kourtney it’s Jabba the Kardashian, that’s what she really likes to go by.
Toshiko | August 22, 2008 at 2:35 pm
A Yeti? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhfduljkhsagihfdskjwlfekl
MARIA CANTWELL | August 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! ALLLLL YOU FUYCKING IMMATURE ASS MUNCHERS ARE CLEARLY BLIND. KHLOE IS WHAT A REAL GIRL LOOKS LIKE. GET USED TO IT, SHE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
AND SHE IS NOT FAT OKAY?!!!? GIRLS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES THATS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU “SUPERFICIAL” JERKS. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, YOU’RE NOT DESIRABLE, YOU DON’T GET LAID, AND YOU SUCK EGGS FOR FUN.
SO BLOW ME, BITCHES.
ha whatever | August 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm
#26. We know you’re Kourtney.
See people she’s so huge she types in caps, lower case just doesn’t work for a big yeti like her, I mean girl, oh wait no I don’t.
Peter Gammons | August 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Maria… She is what real girls look like, just not girls that I take my pants off around. Also, to clear a few other things up… My girlfriend (who I have sex with sometimes) is honestly better looking than her and not a complete waste of oxygen. I, however, do suck eggs for fun so you got me there.
sassy | August 22, 2008 at 2:58 pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I knew they were real. Wow a real sasquatch, awesome! Is it friendly?
grosssssssssss | August 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
continued…
Or it might be Harry from “Harry and the Kardashian”. The documentary based on a family who finds bigfoot and welcomes it/him/her (no one knows, or wants to) into their lives. It’s really heartwarming… and hairy.
LOL #28, Exactly.
I love the assumptions people make. Yes mensa rejects the ability to use a computer and write words on a website to form mocking sentences means you have no sex life. WRONG.
She does look like what some real girls look like, but not like the one in my mirror who fucks her hot husband everyday. In summary she’s gross, spoiled and useless. THE END. We win, you lose.
Bye!
devilsrain | August 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Girls arent supposed to look like rhinos
Becky_techie | August 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
#26, do you realize that you are on a site about the superficial? That’s all that it’s about here, darling. Get over it.
Khunt | August 22, 2008 at 6:13 pm
You people have no idea of what a real woman is like. Yes our vaginas are naturally stinky, yes we have cottage cheese on our asses and zits and hairs on our chins. Yes we prefer men with large penises and yes black men are sexier than white guys.
Sorry to ruin your weekends assholes.
Not Watching Apprentice | August 22, 2008 at 6:45 pm
This is enough to get me to tune out of next season. This is crap if a Kardashian is considered anything other than an attention whore.
STevec | August 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm
She’s a celebrity…an apprentice…and a COW………mooooooooooooooooooo !!
STevec | August 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
to # 33 khunt… you must be another khow….moooooooooooooooo !!
MARIA CANTWELL | August 22, 2008 at 8:14 pm
HA. OKAY WHATEVER. YOU GUYS DO NOT WIN. THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER.
KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS AMAZING. SHE IS A KIND HUMANITARIAN AND A FREE SPIRIT. SHE IS NOT A YETTI, OR A COW SO EVERYONE THAT THINKS THAT SHOULD GO DIE.
AND IM NOT KOURTNEY. I AM A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL. THX VERY MUCH. KHLOE IS A GREAT ROLE MODEL. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND SHE LIVES UP TO HERS AND TAKES RESPONSIBILITY. AND SHE IS HEALTHY.
SO YEAH, I WIN. LOSERS =]
ya right | August 22, 2008 at 8:33 pm
HUMANITARIAN????????? Are you fucking kidding me?
gerard Vandenberg | August 23, 2008 at 1:41 am
MONGOL willis has a sister?
LaraCroftsmole | August 23, 2008 at 6:03 am
Maria – put that pie down and go out for a jog or a walk or a swim, do something and STOP eating so many pies.
ummm...yeah | August 23, 2008 at 11:54 am
# 33
What planet are YOU from?
Long Duck Dong | August 23, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Are all the women in that family fat and ugly?
devilsrain | August 23, 2008 at 2:50 pm
37. “KHLOE IS A GREAT ROLE MODEL” Didnt she just get a DUI? Some role model. Maybe she can be a role model if your goal is to become a fat cow douche.
Mimi loves Amy | August 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I got an idea. Let’s all pray for Amy!!!!!!
Crystal | August 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm
WHY are the Kardashian’s famous again???
OJ | August 24, 2008 at 5:59 pm
“Are all the women in that family fat and ugly?”
Obviously, yes. This ones 15 minutes of fame came via a drunk driving incident. Otherwise she would go unnoticed except on the richter scale of eartquakes when she walks.
OJ | August 24, 2008 at 6:00 pm
oops meant “earthquakes”
rough daddy | August 24, 2008 at 11:59 pm
#33 although I agree with you, but no one wants to see that,,,stay in the house till you look presentable,,,also douche your natural stink hole dont camouflage it with perfume its doesnt work….
ToTellTheTruth | August 25, 2008 at 9:07 am
I actually like Khloe and Kourtney BETTER than Kim…they’re more down to earth and don’t seem shallow..
chargr | August 26, 2008 at 7:38 pm
geez she is useless. She’s only good for cleaning out the refrigerator and sleeping at their clothing store. Useless obese person living the shadows of her sister.