Here’s Khloe Kardashian biting the ribbon at the opening of Dash Miami confirming my theory she’s goddamn Sasquatch. Except she apparently lost some weight which almost kills my joke, but then again, that ribbon’s only going to increase her appetite and wearing pink makes Kourtney look like a raw chicken leg. You do the math.
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Learn How I Make $100 Profit everyday | May 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Its scary that I want to see her beaver there..
etr | May 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm
seventh?
Learn How I Make over $100 Profit with PPC Everyday | May 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I would bang her i think
telly | May 22, 2009 at 12:25 pm
shes not eating.
alright, for all you unknowing people out there, first clue to something like that is her arms. look at them and how they’re formed in picture one and two. thats a clear cut example of a beginning stage of starvation.
girls obviously losing weight.
mitosis | May 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Wow, she looks amazing. Great job on losing the baby fat khloe! maybe she is the hottest karadshian sister now?
pasteve | May 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm
She has lost weight. Begs the question: Is she biting through a ribbon or an umbilical cord?
Reality check | May 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm
LOL @ #5!!!!!
unless she gets a face transplant, she will never be the hottest sister, keep dreaming. she is fug.
Danny | May 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Ohh, I understand. She’s not using scissors. .. Wait, who the fuck is she??
Queen Mrs. Burke | May 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm
OK, now who has the fatter ass now? Kim or Kortney now? Not a good outfit for Kortney to be wearing. Khloe does look more feminine now that she has lost some weight.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Did you know theres 2 kind of heaven? a fat heaven and a normal weight heaven…and yes Kloe is still borderline and have 5 more pounds to go…
havoc | May 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
A more feminine Bigfoot….
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Death2Speidi | May 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Khloe is gorgeous. I always thought so even when she was a bit heavier. It’s not her fault her sisters are midgets. Kourtney’s mug is much less appealing and her voice makes me want to drive a spike through my skull.
Alli | May 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I don’t understand why people are so “disgusted” by Khloe? To me, she seems like the nicest one and the most down to earth. She has lost weight, but it doesnt look like she’s been doing it in a healthy manner. Unfortunately, she’s let the judgmental spectators get to her. I think she’s pretty and her personality is hilarious. I’m going to bring her some of my watermelon…she looks hungry. :(
catch22 | May 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm
i thought the first picture was rosie o’ donnal at first glance
…no joke
KKGOAWAY | May 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Khloe looks great in these pics. She def has more class and brains than her attention-seeking sister, Kim.
knicole | May 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
she looks amazing! she really is beautiful
pchin | May 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Everyone needs to shut up, I’m sure half the people that commented on this photo are fat and ugly or ugly and skinny. Khloe is a pretty, normal looking girl. Not every one has to look perfect when they’re celebrities. :)
THE Bill Gates | May 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Why is she famous again? Oh, that’s right… her dad got a murderer off and her sister got pissed on in a sex video. God bless her!
pchin | May 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Everyone needs to shut up, I’m sure half the people that commented on this photo are fat and ugly or ugly and skinny. Khloe is a pretty, normal looking girl. Not every one has to look perfect when they’re celebrities. :)
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I hope Kloe learn a valuable lesson from this, looking good is the best revenge! all that used to dis will be kissing your ass!
effyeray | May 22, 2009 at 2:22 pm
So…. another posting about the Kardashians… so how much do you get for that chick that writes the Superficial? A couple grand or what?
Robert Acquafresca | May 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I could walk the mall in a hick town and in five minutes find 20 women better looking then this skank. She has a big head, a foul mouth, is alcoholic, and has no talent other then to sleep with black men. Can anyone have a clothing line and it be viable? Who would have anything to do with this whore.
Plobes | May 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm
xcuse me, but WTF is Kourtney wearing?
it looks like a placenta made love to a scrunchie and barfed out that minijumper
Happy Hiker | May 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Not sure what you mean by sasquatch…? She’s looking damn good these days!
Kelsey | May 22, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I think she looks pretty hot here. She’s also the only one in that tragic family of hers with a personality.
gerard vandenberg | May 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm
only kim rings a bell with me, folks.
be sure: THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH!!
Bree | May 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I think she looks great. She looked good when she was a little thicker too. She’s very well proportioned, but the working out has def. paid off. More importantly, she’s the only one with any on-camera personality. Sure, they all seem pretty snotty, but, I’m sure they ham it up for the show. She’s been my favorite whenever i watch it, as snotty as that is…..
Squarepusher | May 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I can’t understand why you all criticize them. All the three Kardashian sisters are pretty fuckable; and this one is really pretty. Also, a girl with «meat» is better than a skinny one with only bones and a ridiculous tan à lá California / LA style.
Galtacticus | May 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm
She obviously lost another half of herself.Well done! Who is that younger Kim Kardashian looking creature next to her?
rey | May 22, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Another article on the Kardashian Cunts…how facinating. Could we show pretty ladies without STD’s please???
Narcissist | May 22, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Kourtney is still cute, even while wearing the ugliest outfit ever conceived.
BM | May 23, 2009 at 12:09 am
wow she got a nose job too. still ugly.
Venom | May 23, 2009 at 12:27 am
Kourtney has my heart.
She is so gorgeous.
mmmm | May 23, 2009 at 12:29 am
Chloe is looking good. She looks a lot like her mom….she has the same facial features, complexion and hair color.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
krysten | May 23, 2009 at 2:03 am
Khloe looks so good! Her legs are so thin and she’s lost a lot of weight in her face. Does anyone know how she lost it? She looks great
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Derek | May 23, 2009 at 11:34 am
Kourtney is so fucking hot. She needs to dump that d-bag boyfriend.
Realist | May 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm
She looks kind of hot…and like she got a nose job.
ya know something? | May 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
They’d look hotter in burkas.
Cali Sunshine | May 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm
YOU GO GIRL! KHLOE UR A SEXY BITCH AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFF, U LOOK GOOD, KEEP IT UP BE HEALTHY! FUCK THE HATERS….THEY WISH THEY WERE U!
Cali Sunshine | May 23, 2009 at 11:20 pm
YOU GO GIRL! KHLOE UR A SEXY BITCH AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFF, U LOOK GOOD, KEEP IT UP BE HEALTHY! FUCK THE HATERS….THEY WISH THEY WERE U!
What | May 24, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Khole has a transformed nose. Obviously she had a nose job. Before nose was much broader, and round, the new nose is more straight. It’s obvious
BrandiLye | May 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Keep going, Khloe! There’s a hot broad trying to bust out!
She really is the most date-able, too. She has mad potential, doesn’t look like one of those dime-a-dozen LA girls. And beautiful eyes.
Elle M | May 27, 2009 at 4:02 am
Kourtney looks bangin’, even though her outfit sucks. Get it girlll
Leslie-Anne | May 29, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I am disgusted by most of your comments – a blatant example of what is so terribly wrong with this country – Kourtney is a beautiful woman on the outside, but none of us know who she really is( except friends & family ) . Why on earth is it okay with y’all to condemn someone about their weight – heavy or thin- and you know darn well it is not okay to have bigotry about race, creed,sexuality, or religion ? I have been anorexic AND overweight and am sick of folks being mean and nasty about someone’s weight. It is more relevant to know who someone is on the inside – beauty fades, but being gorgeous on the inside lasts forever . A former model who is still pretty, but volunteers and gives to many charities – and focuses on contributing to the world, not taking away from it in a negative fashion – that is me .
Allondra | July 31, 2009 at 11:51 am
You guys crack me up, she is too fat, she is not eating, she is a man, she is a woman. Leave this poor girl alone. She has more going for herself and is more giving than any of the other Kardashian girls. Kim is superficial, it’s all about Kim and now she may just have some competition, Khloe looks great! She has alot going for herself. If you are sincere, you have to admit she has the cutest face of all of them. All the girls are great! Doesn’t the world have better things to do than to be so cruel and insensitive… put yourself in this girl’s shoes and can you say you would have handled all this negativity with so much class… if you say yes, you are full of crap…. if it were that easy we wouldn’t have so many obese people, crack heads and lowlives. Good for you Khloe, keep it real.
Cornhole King | February 24, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I would love to bang that big ass of her’s all night. Who cares what her face looks like. I’m sure Lamar is bustin that wide open every chance he gets. Gobbledy Good!!!!