Khloe Kardashian confirms everything I’ve ever suspected about her

Here’s Khloe Kardashian biting the ribbon at the opening of Dash Miami confirming my theory she’s goddamn Sasquatch. Except she apparently lost some weight which almost kills my joke, but then again, that ribbon’s only going to increase her appetite and wearing pink makes Kourtney look like a raw chicken leg. You do the math.

Photos: Mavrix