Khloe Kardashian as ‘Officer Sasquatch’ (With guest star Kim Kardashian)

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2008

CROOK: I ain’t talkin’.
COP #1: Oh, you’ll talk. You’re going under the lamp with Officer Sasquatch.
CROOK: Yeah? He don’t sound so tough.
COP #1: First off, it’s a “she,” and Officer Sasquatch will rip your arms right off if you don’t sing like a canary. She’s a cop who doesn’t play by the rules. A loose cannon. But, dammit, she gets the job -
COP #2: Sir, Officer Sasquatch isn’t here.
COP #1: Where is she?
COP #2: Broke into another butcher shop.
COP #1: Oh, Sassy. Always thinkin’ with your stomach.
EVERYONE: A HA HA HA!
CROOK: Did you say rip my arms off?

NOTE: Added pics of “Flapper Kim” with Khloe at the Pur Halloween bash. It’s the one day out of the year Kim can wear a girdle without criticism – until it snaps and kills an innocent bystander. True story.

Photos: Splash News