Khloe Isn’t A Kardashian

“What do you mean I have to take a paternity test?”

Back in November, Kris Jenner admitted to cheating on Robert Kardashian for no other reason than to shill copies of her book, so of course it never even occurred to her that she also basically said, “Oh, by the way, Khloe’s a bastard.” Now Robert’s ex-wives Ellen Kardashian and Jan Ashley have revealed that Robert confessed to them that Khloe wasn’t his biological daughter. RadarOnline reports:

“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner, revealed to Star.
“He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”

But in a final bombshell, Ellen claims Robert told her that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived.
“[But] he never would have considered a DNA test,” Ellen concluded. “He loved her very much.”

So, great, wonderful. Now we live in a world where something Scott Disick said was right. Granted, this adds more evidence to the massive pile visible from space that proves the Kardashians are nothing but lying money-grubbing whores hellbent on whoring lies for money, but at what price? At what price?

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