Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian‘s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another man. An affair Kris has admitted to, so be sure to take note how Khloe isn’t exactly denying her real dad helped Han Solo make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. Via Twitter:

The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but
this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)

You’d figure the next tweet would be something along the lines of, oh I dunno, “Robert Kardashian is my real father,” but of course it’s shameless fame-whoring with a side of corporate cock-suckery:

Awww something to make me smile… My wedding special is on right now!!! Thank you E! :)

So at this point, it’s safe to say the Kardashians are probably getting ready to drop an extra-special “Khloe’s Not One Of Us” episode to take the stink off Kim’s divorce because check out how Kris is reacting to the news. Or more importantly not reacting. TMZ reports:

One source close to Kris Jenner tells us … Khloe’s mom isn’t even fazed by the rumors because “it’s so ridiculous, it’s not even worth her time.”

And now we definitely know it’s true because Kardashian Rule #1: The exact opposite of what they say is always the goddamn truth. So not only do we know that it isn’t ridiculous to suggest Khloe’s real father was a grizzly bear, we also know that Kris Jenner has nothing but time. She’s probably sitting in an empty room right now hoping the phone will ring and it’s one of her kids making another sex tape. *BAH-RINNG* “Ohthankgod, Kendall, tell me you’re fuck- Dammit, Bruce, I told you not to use this line!”

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