Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance

February 10th, 2011 // 152 Comments

Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you attempt to sexily pose to get them off you. Which is incredible information to me considering that’s my solution for everything. Just – BOOM! – sexual thunder. Has it stopped a bullet or made a condom unbreak itself? I don’t even think those are serious problems to begin with, so where would I even start? That’s just splitting hairs.

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  1. She has to do out do Kim so she has Lamar take a shit on her, she squeezes some lemon juice on it and they bottle the smell.

    Sold at Walmart. Perfect marketing.

  2. MLVC

    they should use that smell to lure bin laden from whatever cave he is hiding in…i am sure it resembles that of a mule’s scrotal bag

  3. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    she is so classy
    Commented on this photo:

    QUE ASCO DIOS!!!!! WACALA

  4. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Commented on this photo:

    Where are the white sweat balls under his arm pits?

  5. tino

    it must be the sweat off their backs like the simpsons episode where they use nerds sweat extracted with a squeegee to fight bullies

  6. puddleduck

    Trying to find the ingredients to this stuff was like smuggling the recipe to KFC chicken, but here it is……20% Scott Disick’s alcohol vomit, 10% Odom’s nut bag juice, 30% Khloe’s armpit sweat, 10% Kim’s ass crack sweat, 20% armenian musk oil, and finally, 10% OJ.

  7. Hugo

    Mmmm….does anyone else smell power forward and decaying carp?

  8. Look, I’m no homophobe, but how is showing these two dudes going at it going to sell perfume??

  9. bassface

    Anagrams for “Khloe and Lamar”:
    “A lard meal honk”
    “Hello a dark man”
    “A naked ham roll”
    “A darn amok hell”

  10. Paloma

    Wow what a bunch of gay haters. Do you hate yourself because you’re gay or do you just hate everyone else because you’re gay?

  11. Ass crack now has a shelf life.

  12. doodles

    We should be focusing on the positives of this people! Soon we will be able to lure elusive big foots and use their pelts for the harsh, cold winters!

  13. Bubba

    I was scared straight tonight when Lamar cracked his head open. I expect Khloe to come running from the stands to feed.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think I’ll just do up my hair for the Khloe sexytime I’m gonna get in this commercial.”

  15. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t tell anyone I just shit the bed.

  16. HORSEFACEPORN

    ewwwwwwww LAWWWD imagine what THAT shit must smell like …piss & sperm ugh!

  17. Myclamisaninnie

    Little curly black pubes on his under arm does not make me want to smell good, it scares me.

  18. captain america

    …………she is just like AIDS.

  19. cumbucket

    this cunt is so ugly. how the fuck did she get her own fragrance?

  20. Marty

    Works great for catfish bait.

  21. nikki

    My oh my, look how obsessed you boys and girls are over this couple. They’re still going to make their money, regardless if you like them or not. Im going to hit up her blog and get the link from her to make a purchase – ofcourse she makes money off that blog too, click click click

  22. They look like evil characters from some cheesy SciFi movie

  23. Deacon Jones

    SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!!

  24. tits

    why do black people get tattoos? you can’t even see them.

  25. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Ish KabBibble
    Commented on this photo:

    Lather up, Theresa.

    By the bye, I have remained happily oblivious of a certain Armenian family and of the dubious charms of its daughters….but seriously? I do believe the grillwork of a 1967 Checker in so-so condition is considerably more attractive than that “girl” in th last photo.

  26. Drew

    Perfect mix of masculine and feminine… I don’t get it, they’re both dudes.

  27. missywissy

    I think this is probably the most cutest and real couple in the celebrity world. I’d like to see a reality show about them.

  28. It… is…. the pink…. The pink… it makes me… Angry….
    (man that doesn’t sound right…. or does it?)

  29. After that commercial, there is going to be a lot of ball busting in the Laker’s locker room….

  30. akewlazzmom

    My daschsunds anal gland secretions probably smell better than this shit! And that is some staaanky stuff, poor girl.
    Sad when a dogs asshole smells better than what you’re hawkin’ !

  31. Master Spook

    Psssst……! Who’s that folks?!

  32. rican

    Lamar Odom got Sodomed by Sasquatch, and liked it

  33. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    jesse
    Commented on this photo:

    shhh… i am a man.

  34. anonym

    if you want to smell like beasts………

  35. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Over / under of their combined IQ? Is 100 too generous?

  36. mark

    A strange coupling. She’s a raunchy fatso and he’s dumb as a post. Doesn’t he realize an NBA player can get much hotter, younger and thinner women and they don’t need to marry chicks who look like dudes? Maybe it’s the pot haze from his Clippers days, but the guy isn’t bright.

  37. Hfire3

    People be knowing that “fragrance” from a mile away……..it’s “Badussy”.

  38. Chewie's Sis

    Keep an eye out for their follow-up cologne, “Wookiee Nookie”, available at Wal-Mart in time for Groundhog Day.

  39. tnn

    Good greif ! Can’t we all just get along? We have to many problems in our big wide world to worry about “Am i right”. Pray for our troops : )

  40. I guess it probably smells like dog poop !! But I apologize as that is insulting to dogs.

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