Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance
Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you attempt to sexily pose to get them off you. Which is incredible information to me considering that’s my solution for everything. Just – BOOM! – sexual thunder. Has it stopped a bullet or made a condom unbreak itself? I don’t even think those are serious problems to begin with, so where would I even start? That’s just splitting hairs.