Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you attempt to sexily pose to get them off you. Which is incredible information to me considering that’s my solution for everything. Just – BOOM! – sexual thunder. Has it stopped a bullet or made a condom unbreak itself? I don’t even think those are serious problems to begin with, so where would I even start? That’s just splitting hairs.
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Unbreakable? Did somebody already own the copyright on “Skank?”
yes, but Skänqüe is still available.
Probably one of her sisters.
The focus groups recommended naming it “Whopper with Cheese,” which coincidentally is also the answer to the question, “What Burger King menu item best describes Khloe Kardashian with a yeast infection?”
Skank would be better for a woman’s perfume. If this is unisex, I would recommend “STANK”
“Stank” was actually my first choice. Should have trusted my instincts.
“Skank” was used in the Paris Hilton Episode of Southpark. So I’m surprised they didn’t steal it from Southpark.
SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!
My friend asked if it was called “Gorilla In The Mist”
hahahhahahahahahhaha
they are so GROSS.
Too bad that fragrance smells exactly like Grady’s (Sanford & Son) taint.
How much?!?
The Headline is a misprint. It should have said:
“KHLOE AND LAMAR MAKE AN ODOR.”
Thank-you…. You made my day.
It smells like a mixture of underachievement and overeating.
So I assume this smells like equal parts shame, regret, and sasquatch?
or in other words, exactly like Snookie.
Hey! I resent that!
Why didn’t they just call it Sasquatch?
You married fuckin’ Bigfoot, Gus. She can’t cook but she can climb the fuck out of a tree.
Goonie goo goo
I took your kids fishing. I baited their hooks then one of them sticks his head in the water and pulls it out with a fish in his mouth and says, “Goonie goo goo!” …You married fuckin’ Bigfoot, Gus!”
As she demonstrates here.
LMAO
Ah, christ almighty, Fuck!
It’s not a scent so much as it is an odor.
Most important people nomination.
…in the way that “skunk” is an odor, yes.
Another most important people nomination here from me. You go smarty2345!
+3 but fish doesn’t like people telling him what to do.
A fat talentless socialite yeti and a black guy fucking, is that something you want to smell like?
smells like burning coal
Some things just can’t be unseen.
or unsmelled…
I think Lady Gaga already beat them to the Blood and Semen smell department.
A three week old corpse beat them to everything else.
gross the mom is the voiceover at the end of the commerical.
I’m pretty sure Kris isn’t the voice at the end, it sounds more like her friend Malikya or however you spell her name.
What you meant to write: Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance and the gay rumors about him have now been confirmed.
VOMIT
Finally something that smells better than their fragrance.
On what planet are these two considered sexy?
Somehow Khloe actually makes Kim appear sexy by comparison. On the other hand, the entire family makes the Budweiser Clydesdales look sexy, so I suppose everything is relative.
Don’t dis those horses. They are handsome & serve a noble marketing cause.
But this is fragrance ad campaign is gross…..just GROSS.
They’re more similar than you might think. The Kardashians might not have pulled a beer wagon but they’ve pulled quite a few trains…
So is this a fragrance for transvestites?
The “fragrance” they create is the collective smell of hundreds of thousands of bowels releasing as this image assaults our minds.
Unbreakable? Yes. The bond between man and beast can be quite strong.
lmao
So thats why the goats follow me around. You get drunk one time and experiment and damn, got goats on your heels for the rest of your life. Fuck.
I hear it’s selling like hotcakes back on Kashyyyk.
I hope there is a particularly cold winter coming so Lamar opens her up with a light sabre and shelters inside.
Unisex perfume? I guess even the product developers aren’t so sure about Khloe’s gender.
lol,I meant not to laugh but that was not possible :)
3 most important people nods in a row there Gravy.
Nice Job
Oh…and the pink suits you.
Why thankee!
Come for the Fish… Stay for the Gravy. :)
This woman has brought out your venom.
Do you secretly lust for her?
Me thinks so.
Thou dost protest?
What woman?
The one with the full lips and large hands, duh!
I must admit this has been the best comment section ever on this site.
Me sah rhinks thar be some hatin on the Krapdashians
To quote Madeline Kahn… “Which one… The white guy or the colored guy?”
Ah, Blazing Saddles. You are old.
I’m reminded of Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein when everyone would mention her name, Frau Blucher, the horses would winny and buck
Christ, now I’m picturing her taking on a horse.
Son of a B
“Thoughts go out! Thoughts go out!”
LMAO. I was 2 months old when Blazing Saddles came out… :)
I just happen to appreciate that Mel Brooks is one funny SOB.
PS. And where is YOUR pink handle???
(please do not respond with a penis joke)
Remembering that Cloris Leachman bit had me LOL too… Thanks for that… :)
BLUCHER!
A wonderful smell of seat farts from a southwest airline flights and the odor of sweaty arminian wrestlers .
There is nothing appealing about this advert.
I suppose Khloe having a signature fragrance proves there’s more than one way to brand a heifer.
Actually the scent is a simple layer of notes, fart and shame.
I’m going to purchase ten bottles of this repugnant stuff and catch me a real elusive big foot out in the woods!
What has been seen…cannot be unseen.
What has been smelt…cannot be un-smelt.
khloe and lamar good luck you to! i cant wait to uy your product,i love you and your family’s i can’t stand these negtive peopleon here.just let them drpwn in there own self pity,they have nothing,looking forward to watching the show and most of all,trying unbreakable on my husband.i love the name,it reminds me of you to,unbreakable. love you guys peace thresa
“Unbreakable, exclusively at Cabela’s next to the deer urine.”
Just below the fox musk.
He looks awkward… I wouldn’t call it a sexy commercial.. I guess they were trying to be sexy? Some people are just not sexy!!! They shouldn’t pretend to be sexy. She’s not horrible looking.. just awkward. I’m a bit sick of the Kardashians…. Bring back some real shows… no more “reality” ones!!
smell like the testicles of them!!
A stinking armenian & a filthy gorilla…… Mmmmm now that’s exactly the smell I’ve been waiting for, for YEARS!!!
On second thought, why don’t I just roll around in a urine & vomit stained dumpster while smearing dog excrement on my face & neck. I’m sure the smell would be the comparable & it would be a lot less expensive…
So here’s the pitch, they’re married but neither realizes the other is a giant gorilla ASSASSIN. We’ll call it Mr & Mrs Kong. Peter J’s already signed on to direct this one too.
LOL
Old Spice Guy: “I’m on a horse.”
Lamar Odom: “The horse is on ME!”
I’m assuming that their “fragrance” smells like a mixture of urine, Nair, and snickers??
It must smell like a sweaty jig and some ugly slut just fucked in the bathroom at a bowling alley.
I understand that thing on his back started off as a small mole – - which then just got bigger.
this.
Unbearable.
Unwearable.
Unsmellable
God…imagine if they have kids. They’re gonna be ugly ass monkeys.
OMG……A whole family of Wookie’s……they can call their firstborn, Chewbacca!
I have no problem with this for two reasons
1) I’m not their target
2) Even if I was, I would hope they will not be following, gaga’s way of manufacturing their brand of eau the toilette…
This is why beastiality is illegal.
Shh, dont tell anyone. The new scent is Wookie musk.
I’m waiting for the day when celebrities start bottling their farts for mass production.
hahahah
Or urine.
I’d buy Sofia Vegera’s and Sophie Reade’s by the box.
good
I think someone may have mention eau de Alehandro already…
I will be surprised if they sell a single ounce of this.
Banana Wookie sweat? I’m hoping, here.
Ah yes..I can imagine the smell…essence of sweat and wookie urine..
Here we have the Special Olympics of fragrance commercials.
It probably smells like the toilet on a slave ship.
Unbreakable: 98% Balls, 2% Menthol, 100% Menthol-Balls…Unbreakable