And Here Come The ‘Khloe’s Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy’ Stories

(“What’s with the pics?” Don’t look a gift-boob in the mouth.)

When Kris Jenner made Khloe Kardashian barren so she could milk that for an easy couple of episodes (Not to mention Sasquatch breeding is heavily regulated and she can’t have the government snooping around and finding out they’re harboring an alien.), she also knew that would pay off when her other daughters got pregnant. Especially after you make one of them take the busted babymaker one to a fertility clinic and then use her pain to lubricate your own vagina for conception which is how I’m positive all of this went down. In Touch reports:

Breaking the news to Khloé wasn’t easy for Kim, who has sat alongside her sister at the fertility doctor’s office and knows how desperate she is to be a mom. “Kim told everyone at the family Christmas party [on Dec. 24],” a source close to the Kardashians tells In Touch. “She was scared to tell Khloé — she really didn’t know what to do or how to tell her.”
When Khloé heard the news, there were tears, confirms the source. “She went full force on the champagne at the party,” reveals the pal. While Khloé has done a good job of hiding her pain, insisting to fans that she is “so freaking excited” for Kim, in reality, “Khloé is hurt and jealous,” says the pal.

Of course, what no one wants to talk about is the fact that Kim is more than likely faking the whole thing because if she really was pregnant, Khloe would’ve smelled the fetal sac by now and slashed it out with her claws before retreating to a forest glen. Which don’t get me wrong was fucking hilarious at the first couple of showers. Ohmygod, those people’s faces.

Photos: Terry Richardson