Khloe Kardashian’s Trying to Get Pregnant

Despite mastering how to perpetually look like she is, Khloe Kardashian is apparently having trouble getting pregnant, according to the latest issue of Life & Style:

“I thought I’d be pregnant by now,” she tells Life & Style. “We’ve been working at it all year.”
But she has a great attitude about it. “Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought — but practicing making babies is amazing!” Khloé tells Life & Style.
In fact, Lamar is so intent on starting a family that he’s even bought Khloé a fertility monitor to gauge when she’s ovulating. “Khloé’s been using the monitor for about a month now,” a family insider tells Life & Style. “They’re trying more actively than ever before. Lamar is very serious — Khloé should be pregnant very, very soon.”

Obviously, this proves once and for all man cannot mate with a Sasquatch, so for anyone out there sweating over their last camping trip, you’re in the clear. *wipes brow* Phew, thank God. Now to wait on those Wendigo test results… (I love the outdoors.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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