Khloe Kardashian’s Trying to Get Pregnant

September 29th, 2010 // 46 Comments
Khloe Kardashian Pregnant

Despite mastering how to perpetually look like she is, Khloe Kardashian is apparently having trouble getting pregnant, according to the latest issue of Life & Style:

“I thought I’d be pregnant by now,” she tells Life & Style. “We’ve been working at it all year.”
But she has a great attitude about it. “Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought — but practicing making babies is amazing!” Khloé tells Life & Style.
In fact, Lamar is so intent on starting a family that he’s even bought Khloé a fertility monitor to gauge when she’s ovulating. “Khloé’s been using the monitor for about a month now,” a family insider tells Life & Style. “They’re trying more actively than ever before. Lamar is very serious — Khloé should be pregnant very, very soon.”

Obviously, this proves once and for all man cannot mate with a Sasquatch, so for anyone out there sweating over their last camping trip, you’re in the clear. *wipes brow* Phew, thank God. Now to wait on those Wendigo test results… (I love the outdoors.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Jesus, she probably wants to get pregnant because she heard it will make boobs grow and she can finally answer “yes, I am” when people ask if she’s pregnant.

    damn that is one unattractive body type.

  2. marianne

    I just had to google Wendigo. You nerd/awesome person.

  3. The Lohans all suck

    She just found out you cant get pregnant by eating more. She was confused when others got big bellies.

  4. GravyLeg

    That should read “Lamar is still trying to get wood…”

    Khloe is what we call “double coyote fuggly”.
    When you wake up in the morning, you chew your arm off to get away…
    They you chew the other arm off so you never make the same mistake again…

  5. Daphne

    Dear idiots,
    SHE GOTS TWO NORMALZ BEWBS. One is behind her hair.

  6. Dank

    She knows she needs a penis for that right?

    Oh wait

    • GravyLeg

      I am sure Lamar was surprised to find she already had one on her…
      They are probably still working out who has to have the uterus…

  7. is someone gonna tell her eating cheeseburgers isn’t how you get pregnant?…

  8. …I thought she already was pregnant…oh wait, that’s just a pocket of fat..my bad…

  9. rob

    Here piggy, piggy, pig…

  10. I don’t know why it’s so hard for Khloe to get pregnant. Most cattle farms have specific tools they use to inseminate their females. I’m sure if Khloe waits her turn, she’ll have a brand new baby calf in the spring!!!

  11. hellokittylover

    …they make a nice couple.

  12. megacondenser

    polycystic ovarian syndrome.

    take it to the bank.

  13. oh no

    Sasquatch is going to reproduce???? NOOOOOOO!

  14. chynasclit

    nobody cares about u khloe or ur disgusting family…now disappear u filthy cockaroach rodents :)

  15. you know who

    That Bebe dress looks way hotter than me…

  16. Please stop

    She isn’t trying to get pregnant …that chick is still on her depo shot. She is too busy running around shopping and partying with her new found celebrity. She is not ready to be tied down with a baby. Her pimp (mom) told her to wait…but keep string Lamar along. Khloe is still young and having a baby is not on her list…She just hasn’t told Lamar what her plans are. Lamar needs to worry about the two kids he already has and stop trying to making more with a chick you hardly know.

  17. geeeeeorgia

    Lamar needs to buy her some tits.
    And a nose job.
    Other than that.. I admire her strength.
    It cant be easy having pricks like us commenting on her.

  18. captain america

    she has a practise “Eating/No shitting” right now.

  19. LOL…ITS FUNNY HOW ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE NEGATIVE OR PLAIN STUPID…SEEMS TO ME THAT THE FK UPS ARE THE ONES HATING….HATING CUZ YOUR NEVER GONNA HAVE WHAT THEY DO!! IT IS WHAT IT IS..GET OVER IT! DO SOMETHING ELSE ON UR SPARE TIME!! FKN IDIOTS! DAAAAAMIT!!!

  20. lucy

    KHLOE IS FUKIN UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE A FUKIN MAN!
    WHO WOULD BE HATING OR JEALOUS OF THIS FUGLY BEAST?? NO ONE!!
    I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD THAT UGLY FACE! AND INSECURE LIKE HER/HIM!
    FUK KHLOE! YOU’RE UGLY LIKE A HAIRY LOOSE VAGINA

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