Khloe Kardashian’s Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber

March 27th, 2012 // 41 Comments
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“It’s just me and my board from here on out.”

If you’re wondering what’s going to happen next in the exciting adventure of “Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian?” put a fucking gun in your mouth and kill yourself. And while those people do that, here’s Khloe Kardashian announcing she’s quitting PETA because the flour bomber is allegedly an animal activist even though we’ve already covered she was just looking for a chance to work with a real, live Bigfoot:

Hi dolls. I’m sure you all heard what happened to Kim last week (thank you SO much for the love and support you all showed her), and I just received word that the woman responsible has very close ties to PETA, despite PETA publicly stating otherwise. Not only has PETA lied to the public, but they have proved that they support this kind of behavior. I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me. As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions — I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them. I am a very proud sister right now, because Kim handled last week’s incident like a champ. She got cleaned up and was back out there in a matter of minutes. Go Kimmie!
We all need to practice what we preach. I will still continue to NOT wear fur, but I will no longer support PETA. Bullying and harassment is NEVER a solution, and I won’t be a part of any organization that thinks otherwise.

So assuming this flour bomber wasn’t paid by the Kardashians, which she was, she not only threw flour all over Kim Kardashian but also made sure we’ll never see Khloe’s naked airbrushed ass telling us not to wear fur? (Which I’m pretty sure counts as harassment, Khloe.) Are we sure this person was a woman? Because I want to say it was Jesus. Jesus was the flour bomber.

Photo: Chris McVeigh/Pacific Coast News


  1. YoMamma

    Go away Khloe!

  2. YoMamma

    And thank God Kimmie was able to dust herself off and get back out there – what a champ! I don’t know why she isn’t receiving round the clock PTSD therapy. WTF ever.

    • JC

      Gotta love the fact that in Kardashian World, it takes courage to give up on your fake marriage after two months, and getting a 1/2 cup of flour thrown on you is apparently an ordeal equivalent to being raped in a concentration camp.

  3. Too bad it wasn’t tar and feathers

  4. Randal

    Good for Khloe to stand up to what she believes in and that’s her family. PETA has many great people who support their cause, although losing the Kardashian name could very well backfire on PETA.

    Take heart in knowing your fans support you!


  5. Kim’s had worse on her face.

  6. EricLr

    Khloe vs. PETA–it’s kind of like that scene in Clash of the Titans where Perseus holds up the hideous head of titan Medusa to turn the titan Krakken to stone.

  7. El Jefe

    You would think Khloe would love PETA considering all the work they have done to make sure that Wookies like herself and not killed for their fur.

  8. Cock Dr

    A Wookie pretending to be upset isn’t nearly as threatening as the genuine thing.
    What else can you expect from a clan well versed in hyperbole and deception?

    • Richard McBeef

      Kardashian’s don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

  9. Richard McBeef

    Uh-huh. It didn’t occur to her that PETA flirts with domestic terrorism until somebody tossed weaponized anthrax in her sister’s hair?

    If she wants to make a grand statement she should quit the Kardashians since they are just a bunch of fucking liars and terrorists as well.

  10. Han Solo

    PETA was counting on Khloe to get the secret footage of Kim being moved around the barn with a forklift for their commercials.

  11. Lynne

    The assailant’s sister Michelle Cho was on the kardashians tv show so I am still calling this a stunt. Oh and khloe, so now PETA is a bully? Where have you been?

  12. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    What a fat ugly cunt.

  13. Gilmore Girl

    PETA has been pulling stunts like this for a long time. This isn’t the first, and it won’t be the last time this “bullying and violence” happens. It’s interesting that Khloe was perfectly happy to be a part of PETA and their bullying ways until now. Hypocrites! The whole group of them are hypocrites. Do whatever you want… oh wait, it effects us now…okay, now we don’t approve.

  14. LJ

    Yesterday Kim was considering pressing charges against the girl. Sounds to me like the girl said “You said “No Cops” when you handed me that check and the bag of flour, bitch. The cops take me, and I’ll sell the story to TMZ.”

    Lots of people hate PETA, so the Big K PR machine says lets get everyone to hate PETA and forget about the girl. So Khloe regurgitates the what Mom tells her to say.

  15. Basement Jack

    If the rolls were reversed, Kim wouldn’t give up PETA for Khloe. When will Khloe realize she is the family douche? Khloe you gotta know who your friends are in this world, and your case, it’s NOT your family.

  16. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just not attractive.. I can’t find a single pretty thing about her

    • NineInchNailed

      Yeah, touche…. I tried really hard to find something I like and I think I found one: her eye colour. Yeah, it’s ordinary but it’s kind of pretty.

  17. greg

    I had no idea khloe was even a part of PETA, you couldn’t tell from the leather pants she’s been wearing to lamar’s games and events.

  18. Dick Hell

    She just got mad because she got shooed offstage before anyone found the wet spot…

  19. west

    Oj was a real bully. PMK owes everything to him. F@ck this whole herd of opportunistic she devils(Bruce and Rob included).

    • Sydney

      how they she devils? you are just a jealous bitch that doesnt have anything better to do than rip on them. you dont know them so fuck you. You can burn in hell for saying that. :)

  20. I have to applaud you, Khloe, taking a stand against PETA in retribution for Kim’s flour-shower. That’ll show those pesky fur-bearing varmints a thing or two…

  21. Can an entire organization have its arms pulled out of its sockets?

  22. bwoop bwoop

    The fucking FBI and DEA fail for not arresting the whole fucking family. Fuck The Police.

    • Sydney

      The Kardashians didnt do anything wrong. Why should they be arrested? You are a cunt ass whore fuck. no one cares about what you say.

  23. KimK-Hater

    Great, that’s one less place we’ll have to see this CUNT or her fucking Slut sister Kim! Fuck you all Kardashian assholes!

    • Sydney

      Take it easy ass whole. You have never even met them and you don’t know them. Fuck you cunt. Burn in hell. You are such a hater. Whatever you say, you’re saying about yourself. Fuck YOU!

  24. I cannot look away from the cameltoe. How you got that on a wookie doll I have no idea. Or is it a wookietoe?

  25. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    No one cares what Mammoth Kardashian has to say. Empty vessels make the most noise, and so do fat people when hungry. Someone throw her a marinated lamb.

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