Khloe Kardashian’s Not One of Them!

September 8th, 2010 // 112 Comments

Seen here proving she does shop in the maternity section, Khloe Kardashian is allegedly the result of an affair between Kris Jenner and another man thus making Khloe not a real Kardashian like everyone with a set of eyes always suspected. (For those of you keeping score at home, that’s two theories confirmed in two sentences. BOOMSHAKALAKA.) Then again, the source of this information is Scott Disick, the controversial boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian and noted sweater-around-the-neck wearer which makes his credibility suspect because you can’t trust those people outside of conversations involving yachts. InTouch Weekly reports:

Fed up with the Kardashian clan — especially Kris — Scott has been mulling a lucrative offer to write a scathing tell-all about the family. “He has vowed not to sell out Kourtney personally, but he doesn’t mind talking about the rest of the family,” the insider shares, adding that these days, “he really can’t stand to be in the same room with Kris.” Desperate to be free of Kourtney’s mom’s “controlling” ways but eager to stay in the limelight, Scott is thinking that writing a tell-all could solve all of his problems. “He wants to break away from the Kardashian brand and do his own thing,” the insider explains.

Despite all those things I said before for comedic effect, I’m actually on board with this accusation. (Also, I think I found the father here.) I mean, c’mon, just look at this promo shot for the Kardashian’s swimwear line. Even after 85 tons of airbrushing, they still shoved Khloe as far to the left as possible so people would stop thinking it’s an ad for wrestling. “So, are those chicks like the big dude’s groupies? Or do they just set up tables and shit for him to fall into? I’m confused, but mostly want to have sex with the little one if we’re strictly talking dominant themes here.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. If you look at Kris Jenner though, she’s a big woman. Khloe is what? Like 5’10″ and her mother seems to be at least as tall. Her and Kris also have a very similar body type. I don’t know how tall Robert Kardashian was, but if he was a short guy, it makes a whole lot of sense. Genetics are funny like that.

  2. Amanda

    You people are just jealous. She may not be the most beautiful woman in the world but she is definitely not ugly or fat. Everyone on here is a hater because she got rich from doing nothing.

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    Ray Sist.
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    Can you say “Photoshop”? Thighs, arms and face have definitely been altered to smaller dimensions

  4. Bored with life

    The sad thing is Kloe’s ass is still much smaller than that fat pig Kim.

  5. Monkey Boy

    her real father was a guy Kris had an affair with – inside knowledge.

  6. ozpunk

    KLOE has the same mum but I’d say Plastic Michael Jackson Olympic Mr Jenner IS definately the dad, I say in early years Kris had an affair with him but never let on and fell pregnant to him but pretending Mr R.I.P armanian was the father.

    Also to mention has anyone ever noticed how much Mr & Mrs Jenners girls look just like Khloe. You know the two girls the younger ones, Kylie & Kendall look spittin image of Khloe the ugly bush pig from the amazon jungle.

  7. Khloe Kardashian
    lol
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    She’s so fucking ugly.

  8. Khloe Kardashian
    no!
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    God, she’s hideous.

  9. GREGORY JUNIOR YVES

    sei bellissima . haiti like you

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    Kate R
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    If you all don’t like the girls, don’t watch them, read about them or drool privately while looking at their photoshopped pics.

  11. texangirl64

    It’s is very obvious she is not a Kardashian.. I have always thought Bruce is her real Father who I think Kris had an affair with and then went back with Robert Kardashian and then concieved Rob Jr. until they Divorced.
    Notice how Bruce states Khloe and him have always had a close relationship and Khloe and her younger sisters look just alike. Khloe in no way looks Armenian and looks nothing like Kourtney and Kim. She for sure is a product of another man.

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  13. CJ

    Scott is a useless, childish, full of himself tool and Kourtney is a fool to take his abuse, let alone expose her child to it. But the fact remains that Khloe ain’t no Kardashian. She resembles her mother, but looks NOTHING like the man who fathered her two “sisters”. I think she knows she’s illegitimate and that that is the basis for the gigantic attitude and chip she always carries on her shoulder.

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    Ashley Barnes, KY
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    You people are awful!!! Klohe is beautiful in her own ways, I love her! Ya’ll need to shut ur mouths & quit being jealous haterz! So what IF she isnt a Kardashian, she’s still my favorite one!

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    romie
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    she looks nothing like the rest of them i think she was adopted or mom was fucking around

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    chris
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    Must be hard being the hughe ugly duck in the family

  17. Khloe is a gorgeous fair haired green eyed amazon, perfect breeding female to get nice hunky gladiators…. you don’ t get large men from tiny little women and since my interest is in breeding pairs , Khloe is perfect female !
    It is also quite obvious that she is not related to the Kardashian kids, her mother jumped the fence and then came back later on to have the brother Rob…. this is simple logic and it’s rather sad that lies perpetuate for decades and turn into oozing pools of puss if not aired out for truth to blossom.
    Nothing wrong with fooling around and having a love child, something wrong when a lie is born into a monster

  18. Kerri

    That’s ridiculous! If you look at Rob and Khloe they are so similar to each other and Rob is the spitting image of his father – I think that these two are 100% Robert Kardashian’s. Kim and Kourtney do not look anything like Robert an instead look a lot like Kris Jenner.

  19. Kerri

    oh and PS Khloe is a gorgeous woman!!!

  20. orangekitty

    Will all the Kardashians please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away, please go away,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. k

    i never understood the gigantic height differences.

  22. Khloe Kardashian
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    okay why are you guys mean about khloe. She has never fuck$d on camera. She has never famewhored her existance really and she never said she was perfecct and into herself. She is happily married to a man she loves and guess what she does not care if you think she is ‘Fat: because she is not. Kim is the worst person i have ever seen, heard, in my life. She is the definition of a heartless egotistical whore.

  23. ZJ Cross

    I dunno – Khloe looks like bro Rob, right?
    If not, Kris J should confess her sin. It will come out eventually.

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