Khloe Kardashian’s Marriage Is Going Well

When we last left Khloe & Lamar, he’d tricked everyone into thinking he was in rehab when really he was doing so many drugs he somehow willed a Blockbuster back into existence. Since then, his deadbeat dad has popped up in the tabloids to blame the Kardashians for his son’s drug addiction which prompted a tweet from Lamar slamming his dad and praising his in-laws for being, wait for it, “the only family that has loved me without expecting anything in return.” And if that sounds absolutely nothing like the Kardashians, it’s probably because Lamar didn’t even write it because he’s been holed up in a hotel with two chicks and all the crack money can buy, according to TMZ. Which probably explains why Khloe just dropped Odom from her last name on Twitter. As for who wrote the fake tweet? My guess would be Mason with Kris Jenner holding a gun to his head because it’s time that kid stopped freeloading. “You won’t climb back into your mother’s uterus for another pregnancy special then you type for Gramma. Simple as that. – *drinks Penelope’s blood, wipes mouth* – Not today, death. Not today…”

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