“Snausages?”
I don’t know much about women’s clothing, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to wear outfits that accentuate your awkward Sasquatch frame. Then again, Khloe Kardashian might just be a genius and figured out a clever, preemptive loophole because dieting and exercise are similar to work. “Ha! You’re right, pink parachute pants do make me look like a bulky beast of the forest. That’s what did it.” Although, in her defense, at least she didn’t wake up in the morning and go, “I want to be a Ukrainian egg!” like Kourtney did. You have a child!
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She can smell a sale from miles away.
She’s a big girl with a big frame, but I definitely don’t think she’s fat. It might not be the best outfit choice for her frame though.
Stains down the front…..it must be hard for a wookie to eat & drink in a ladylike manner.
Yes, let’s do hope those are stains from food . . .
They’re not, it’s saliva drool.
Or she’s lactating? Moo.
It’s just a dead animal, Chewie.
Strange. I saw that same face -10000 calories before.
Just when you think she couldn’t get any more unattractive . . .
Lips are puckering. Must. Find. Food. Now.
Whoa – she is ugly.
….khloe tries to Low, folks?
It’s just not necessary to judge people’s looks in comments like that. You say it like people have a choice. PLUS she’s stunning! It’s not like she’s even unattractive. And now go on and find a rebuttal to this, which I’m sure you all will… (ps. don’t tell me to stop reading the Superficial, because it’s still awesome, I just don’t love the hate)
When someone’s celebrity is based on nothing but image (as opposed to talent, achievement, etc.), then it’s actually imperative that that someone’s looks be judged.
Sandra, clearly you’re on the wrong website, dear … and you need new glasses ? Or glasses period … she is uglier than a monkey’s armpit, and this dress makes her look like an explosion in a bubble-gum factory … gah. And it’s another example of “oh! look at ME, I have a Birkin.” A $15,000 handbag that looks like trash on the arm of a Kardashian. I wish the whole family would fuck off and die already, seriously.
She is stunning?
The only way another woman could make a comment like that is if you are even more hideous and fatter than she is.
Don’t bother to respond to my comment, we all know the answer is yes.
If she were a writer, or doing something worthwhile, I would not rag on her looks at all. But she struts around like she is hot shit, tries to “model”, so you bet your ass I am going to rag away on that ugly woman.
I won’t tell stop reading the superficial, just to fuck off and shut the fuck up.
Sandra, it is because of morons like you that morons like her are treated like celebrity, although they have no real claim to fame.
Clarence Beeks, you’re dead wrong. She IS hot shit, hot and steamy like the shit that comes out of my dog every morning.
When is she going back to the WWE?
It is so ridiculous to read comments from all those dudes that say that Khloe isn’t hot! Khloe is hot, voluptuous, sexy and probably more of a woman than those fools have ever had, or could ever get.
i agree i think chloe has got a lovely figure and she is tall i think its discusting when people give her abuse its ridiculous
And there’s always some blind guy in the background who’s saying he’s a fuck of a lot luckier than we are.
You have to be blind or a black man with low self esteem to sleep with something so fucking hideous like her.
How about a closeted gay black professional athlete who’s looking to make a bundle of cash from the endorsement bonanza that seems to follow this horrible clan?
“Like”
Remind me again why this ugly bitch if “famous”? At least Kim made a “motion picture” … what has this beast EVER done?
UN·FOR·TU·NATE adjective /ˌənˈfôrCHənət/
1.Having or marked by bad fortune; unlucky
2.(of a circumstance) Unfavorable or inauspicious
3.Regrettable or inappropriate
UN·FOR·TU·NATE noun /ˌənˈfôrCHənət/
unfortunates, plural
1.A person who suffers bad fortune
2.A person who is considered immoral or lacking in religious faith or instruction, esp. a prostitute
Truly, all of the above
“Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub.”
Fletch, its with great honor that I bestow upon you today’s “Dennis Miller Award for Obscure Cultural Reference” for reaching all the way back to an old Eddie Murphy SNL skit. Well done!
Yeah, I literally LOL’ed at this.
Who did her dress, Christo?
Nope, you’ll find it in Kmart, Martha Stewart’s designs for curtain/drapes.
Ming the Merciless?! What are you doing here?
It must have been hard for her to grow up with Kim and Kourtney. Kourtney went through awkward stages, but Kim was an absolutely beautiful little girl and teen. (Mind you, I DETEST her). To grow up so ugly around attractive sisters must have been torture.
That being said, STOP torturing ME with that face, Kong! Ugh, she and the youngest Jenner girl got some serious BEAST genes. Fugly.
Superfish, you just won the week with the photo of her tilted head and the word “Snausages?”……..omg! Thats the exact face my dog makes when i say that word.
She’s morphing into Miss Piggy.
Lamar Odom is marking his territory again.
I am always petrified to click on the VIEW FULL SIZE links whenever there is a Kardashian post. Afraid my PC will explode and shoot sparks across the room.
This guy knows to stand very still. The Predator can only see you if you move.
Amazing, I always wondered if chicken grease would stain a 3k dress like it does my $20 shirts.
There’s always a spectacularly pale dude in the background saying it all with his eyes.
Plus the girl who looks like she’s going to puke.
Maybe it’s because I’m a fat b*tch myself but she grates least of them all. That being said, I’ll be nice & stick to fashion.
There is absolutely nothing right about a pepto-bismol pink parachute pant dress and open-toed animal print booties. And she needs a damn hair cut. That much hair is so cheap lo….
Nvm it’s all just tacky! Even that bag is fugly.
In the olden days when I was growing up, family had enough sense to banish the retarded/deformed siblings in the attic, or in a state “hospital”.
Pink is not slimming. You know what’s slimming? Not being fat!
- Mila Kunis
It’s like Strawberry Shortcake and Snuffleupagus had a love child.
Lamar, how do you do it. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
Why the Celine Dion face?
This mandashian has a box made of ticky tacky…. Lamar Odom’s ticky tacky to be exact. He should be ashamed of himself for shagging something so beastly.
The American Yorkshire Pig (a/k/a the English Large White Pig) is know for it’s muscular build, ruggedness, and advanced backfat formation. Some are kept indoors, but due to their large size and destructive tendencies, they typically need to be moved into an outdoor pen as they grow older.
The American Yorkshire Pig (a/k/a the English Large White Pig) is know for it’s muscular build, ruggedness, and advanced backfat formation. Some are kept indoors, but due to their large size and destructive tendencies, they typically need to be moved into an outdoor pen as they grow older.
“STOP! … Hammer Time!”
The hair says wookie. The body and the face say Ms. Piggy.
Ok- have to agree w/Sandra on this- you guys are
so hard on this girl- she is by far- not not some
monster. It really is cruel to bash her like this when
she’s not a hateful or obnoxiously pretentious “star”
like some of the other postings today. Listen to her speak, and she can be quite funny and witty. I just say- lighten up on her.
Wow she resembles one of the Vogon’s from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.. Just paint her green!
Howe rude ! Leave Khloe wear whatever she wants! I think she looks beautiful, she has such a nice heart and how dare you pick on her for her looks! You people have no heart. You go Khloe!!!
I love that color on her!