I Call These ‘Wookiee in Pink’


I don’t know much about women’s clothing, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to wear outfits that accentuate your awkward Sasquatch frame. Then again, Khloe Kardashian might just be a genius and figured out a clever, preemptive loophole because dieting and exercise are similar to work. “Ha! You’re right, pink parachute pants do make me look like a bulky beast of the forest. That’s what did it.” Although, in her defense, at least she didn’t wake up in the morning and go, “I want to be a Ukrainian egg!” like Kourtney did. You have a child!

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