I Call These ‘Wookiee in Pink’

August 11th, 2011 // 57 Comments


I don’t know much about women’s clothing, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to wear outfits that accentuate your awkward Sasquatch frame. Then again, Khloe Kardashian might just be a genius and figured out a clever, preemptive loophole because dieting and exercise are similar to work. “Ha! You’re right, pink parachute pants do make me look like a bulky beast of the forest. That’s what did it.” Although, in her defense, at least she didn’t wake up in the morning and go, “I want to be a Ukrainian egg!” like Kourtney did. You have a child!

Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. She can smell a sale from miles away.

  2. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a big girl with a big frame, but I definitely don’t think she’s fat. It might not be the best outfit choice for her frame though.

  3. Cock Dr

    Stains down the front…..it must be hard for a wookie to eat & drink in a ladylike manner.

  4. TomFrank

    It’s just a dead animal, Chewie.

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Strange. I saw that same face -10000 calories before.

  6. Frank Burns

    Just when you think she couldn’t get any more unattractive . . .

  7. seagalisgod

    Lips are puckering. Must. Find. Food. Now.

  8. Freebie

    Whoa – she is ugly.

  9. the one

    ….khloe tries to Low, folks?

  10. Sandra

    It’s just not necessary to judge people’s looks in comments like that. You say it like people have a choice. PLUS she’s stunning! It’s not like she’s even unattractive. And now go on and find a rebuttal to this, which I’m sure you all will… (ps. don’t tell me to stop reading the Superficial, because it’s still awesome, I just don’t love the hate)

    • TomFrank

      When someone’s celebrity is based on nothing but image (as opposed to talent, achievement, etc.), then it’s actually imperative that that someone’s looks be judged.

    • Jack Ketch

      Sandra, clearly you’re on the wrong website, dear … and you need new glasses ? Or glasses period … she is uglier than a monkey’s armpit, and this dress makes her look like an explosion in a bubble-gum factory … gah. And it’s another example of “oh! look at ME, I have a Birkin.” A $15,000 handbag that looks like trash on the arm of a Kardashian. I wish the whole family would fuck off and die already, seriously.

    • Venom

      She is stunning?
      The only way another woman could make a comment like that is if you are even more hideous and fatter than she is.
      Don’t bother to respond to my comment, we all know the answer is yes.

    • Clarence Beeks

      If she were a writer, or doing something worthwhile, I would not rag on her looks at all. But she struts around like she is hot shit, tries to “model”, so you bet your ass I am going to rag away on that ugly woman.

    • rican

      Sandra, it is because of morons like you that morons like her are treated like celebrity, although they have no real claim to fame.

      Clarence Beeks, you’re dead wrong. She IS hot shit, hot and steamy like the shit that comes out of my dog every morning.

  11. Shyt

    When is she going back to the WWE?

  12. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    It is so ridiculous to read comments from all those dudes that say that Khloe isn’t hot! Khloe is hot, voluptuous, sexy and probably more of a woman than those fools have ever had, or could ever get.

    • tamara

      i agree i think chloe has got a lovely figure and she is tall i think its discusting when people give her abuse its ridiculous

  13. And there’s always some blind guy in the background who’s saying he’s a fuck of a lot luckier than we are.

  14. Venom

    You have to be blind or a black man with low self esteem to sleep with something so fucking hideous like her.

  15. Gerbil in my Butt

    Remind me again why this ugly bitch if “famous”? At least Kim made a “motion picture” … what has this beast EVER done?

  16. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    UN·FOR·TU·NATE adjective /ˌənˈfôrCHənət/ 
    1.Having or marked by bad fortune; unlucky
    2.(of a circumstance) Unfavorable or inauspicious
    3.Regrettable or inappropriate
    UN·FOR·TU·NATE noun /ˌənˈfôrCHənət/ 
    unfortunates, plural
    1.A person who suffers bad fortune
    2.A person who is considered immoral or lacking in religious faith or instruction, esp. a prostitute

    Truly, all of the above

  17. Fletch

    “Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub.”

    • Frank Burns

      Fletch, its with great honor that I bestow upon you today’s “Dennis Miller Award for Obscure Cultural Reference” for reaching all the way back to an old Eddie Murphy SNL skit. Well done!

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, I literally LOL’ed at this.

  18. Minky Wail

    Who did her dress, Christo?

  19. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Ming the Merciless?! What are you doing here?

  20. Clarence Beeks

    It must have been hard for her to grow up with Kim and Kourtney. Kourtney went through awkward stages, but Kim was an absolutely beautiful little girl and teen. (Mind you, I DETEST her). To grow up so ugly around attractive sisters must have been torture.

    That being said, STOP torturing ME with that face, Kong! Ugh, she and the youngest Jenner girl got some serious BEAST genes. Fugly.

  21. Come_Honor_Face

    Superfish, you just won the week with the photo of her tilted head and the word “Snausages?”……..omg! Thats the exact face my dog makes when i say that word.

  22. kelce

    She’s morphing into Miss Piggy.

  23. Lamar Odom is marking his territory again.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    I am always petrified to click on the VIEW FULL SIZE links whenever there is a Kardashian post. Afraid my PC will explode and shoot sparks across the room.

  25. bealett

    This guy knows to stand very still. The Predator can only see you if you move.

  26. RickyLong

    Amazing, I always wondered if chicken grease would stain a 3k dress like it does my $20 shirts.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always a spectacularly pale dude in the background saying it all with his eyes.

    Plus the girl who looks like she’s going to puke.

  28. Reece

    Maybe it’s because I’m a fat b*tch myself but she grates least of them all. That being said, I’ll be nice & stick to fashion.
    There is absolutely nothing right about a pepto-bismol pink parachute pant dress and open-toed animal print booties. And she needs a damn hair cut. That much hair is so cheap lo….

    Nvm it’s all just tacky! Even that bag is fugly.

  29. Donald Trump

    In the olden days when I was growing up, family had enough sense to banish the retarded/deformed siblings in the attic, or in a state “hospital”.

  30. cc

    Pink is not slimming. You know what’s slimming? Not being fat!

    - Mila Kunis

  31. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like Strawberry Shortcake and Snuffleupagus had a love child.

  32. Slappington bear

    Lamar, how do you do it. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

  33. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the Celine Dion face?

  34. The Pexican

    This mandashian has a box made of ticky tacky…. Lamar Odom’s ticky tacky to be exact. He should be ashamed of himself for shagging something so beastly.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    The American Yorkshire Pig (a/k/a the English Large White Pig) is know for it’s muscular build, ruggedness, and advanced backfat formation. Some are kept indoors, but due to their large size and destructive tendencies, they typically need to be moved into an outdoor pen as they grow older.

  36. toopier

    The American Yorkshire Pig (a/k/a the English Large White Pig) is know for it’s muscular build, ruggedness, and advanced backfat formation. Some are kept indoors, but due to their large size and destructive tendencies, they typically need to be moved into an outdoor pen as they grow older.

  37. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
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    “STOP! … Hammer Time!”

  38. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
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    The hair says wookie. The body and the face say Ms. Piggy.

  39. Jenny Cohen

    Ok- have to agree w/Sandra on this- you guys are
    so hard on this girl- she is by far- not not some
    monster. It really is cruel to bash her like this when
    she’s not a hateful or obnoxiously pretentious “star”
    like some of the other postings today. Listen to her speak, and she can be quite funny and witty. I just say- lighten up on her.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
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    Wow she resembles one of the Vogon’s from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.. Just paint her green!

  41. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Howe rude ! Leave Khloe wear whatever she wants! I think she looks beautiful, she has such a nice heart and how dare you pick on her for her looks! You people have no heart. You go Khloe!!!

  42. Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Pink Jumpsuit
    becky g
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that color on her!

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