Love hasn’t found a way for Lamar Odom‘s human sperm to impregnate Khloe Kardashian‘s fifth stomach or wherever the hell Sasquatches incubate their young, so they’ve officially turned to science now, according to TMZ:
Sources connected with Khloe and Lamar Odom tell TMZ … they have tried in vain for months to get pregnant. So Khloe went to ART Reproductive Center in Bev Hills Monday … to start the process.
With Kim Kardashian by her side for moral support, Khloe gave up some blood so the docs could evaluate her hormone levels. She’s waiting for the results, and will then get a stylized treatment program.
Wait. So Kim Kardashian went with Khloe on Monday for “moral support,” and then on Tuesday, not even 24 hours later, Us Weekly conveniently gets word that Kanye West wants to knock Kim up which is an option for them at anytime because her uterus works. Jesus Christ, these people are fucking horrible human beings and don’t tell me I didn’t just describe exactly what happened. The only other scenario I’d even possibly consider is Khloe actually was pregnant but Kim cut the baby out of her stomach and fed it to Kris Jenner who had grown weak from a diet lacking in innocence. Pure, sweet innocence…