Love hasn’t found a way for Lamar Odom‘s human sperm to impregnate Khloe Kardashian‘s fifth stomach or wherever the hell Sasquatches incubate their young, so they’ve officially turned to science now, according to TMZ:
Sources connected with Khloe and Lamar Odom tell TMZ … they have tried in vain for months to get pregnant. So Khloe went to ART Reproductive Center in Bev Hills Monday … to start the process.
With Kim Kardashian by her side for moral support, Khloe gave up some blood so the docs could evaluate her hormone levels. She’s waiting for the results, and will then get a stylized treatment program.
Wait. So Kim Kardashian went with Khloe on Monday for “moral support,” and then on Tuesday, not even 24 hours later, Us Weekly conveniently gets word that Kanye West wants to knock Kim up which is an option for them at anytime because her uterus works. Jesus Christ, these people are fucking horrible human beings and don’t tell me I didn’t just describe exactly what happened. The only other scenario I’d even possibly consider is Khloe actually was pregnant but Kim cut the baby out of her stomach and fed it to Kris Jenner who had grown weak from a diet lacking in innocence. Pure, sweet innocence…
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
You wouldn’t think a Kardashian would ever require additional fertilizer.
I always figured they raised their young in pouches.
I’d have guessed pooches.
That’s a total insult to marsupials everywhere. I hate it when this trashy family breeds, and tries to breed. I fucking hate it. Help !!!
Khloe Kardashian is less cankly than Minka Kelly. Huh, I complimented a Karadashian… I think.
Apparently the secret to having slim ankles is spending most of the day with one’s feet in the air.
By fertility treatment, they mean “space docking”
Nothing like gazing at a peaceful night sky…wait a second!
I see a supermassive black hole at the center of this galaxy.
I think for a Kardashian “fertility treatments” means gangbang.
It’s more high tech than that. Think bukkake jacuzzi…
I hope she’s getting pregnant because she truly wants to be a mom and not just because momanger Kris said it would be good for publicity…ugh so, so shallow.
dare i say she’s looking less sasquatchy in these pictures. also, how does one actually walk in those shoes?
Well, those tight jeans reduce the fertile sperm in Khloe’s balls. They should consider MC Hammer pants.
Sadly, those are MC Hammer pants…
Wynn!
She actually looks good in these pictures. And now she wants to get pregnant and ruin it. Snooki style!
This is the part where we find out she has a penis, right?
This article is disgusting. Not cool to talk about someone’s looks or fertility issues. She’s a beautiful girl.
Shocking… usually this place is Sensitivity Central.
That family knows nothing of privacy, they do everything for the camera. Wasn’t there a film crew near by for their show?
If she really wanted privacy, she would find a way – say perhaps taking all the paps off autodial and perhaps not calling them before she left the house. (Or Kimmy calling, or Mama calling…)
Hi Stephanie – You must be new here. Welcome! When said family puts everything in the public, including a sex tape in which their daughter enjoys being pissed on, fake marriages, pregnancies, paternity tests, etc., they become fair game for any and all ridicule. Khole’s “fertility struggle” (which “a few months” doesn’t count as) will be on every commercial for the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and their stupid twitter pages and since Momager Kris called the Paps so they could get a pic of her coming out of a fertility clinic, they are literally asking for it.
Khloe’s commenting again! How does she do it with those paws?
Stephanie has a dead womb.
Shut up, Stephanie. You’re stupid.
There are a lot of us that would disagree with you on the fact that she is a girl, well human girls. I still think it is a Sasquatch that shaves
KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!!!
i bet she shits huge.
Why doesn’t mama skunk offer to carry here spawn’s child? Good press, she can raise the wolf-child as her own since we know any “marriage” in that family is for press only.
hmmm interesting typo, should have said mama skank, not skunk auto correct or ???
There’s no joke here. I hate these people..I hate Seacrest…but this is not a joking matter.
Wow, Lenny Dykstra is now a fertility docter?
spelling fail is fail…DOCTOR
I can’t believe she wears the same jeans over and over. I thought they bought disposable clothes.
These pics are from last month. That’s when you saw those jeans.
These pics are from last month. That’s when you saw her wear those jeans.
I think they wear their clothes once and then sell them above the purchase price to their idiot fan base.
Stupid spam filter…
This post need moore Cow………bell.
Fertility treatment?? Waste of money. All she needs is for someone to explain to her that a microphone can get you pregnant.
*can’t
In every one of these photos there is a camera man just waiting for someone to get peed on. I bet it’s the doctor this time. Can’t wait for that episode.
Someone forgot to tell her that the rectum is not where seed gets planted to grow
Must have been hard to find a veterinarian who does fertility treatments.
The problem is CowE is that the pregnant man was actually a woman and you, well you are still a man.
Mules are sterile
Ryan Seacrest sucks Khloe’s cock!
Just wait until she finds out that Lamar had a vasectomy. That should be fascinating. My legal advisers say that she won’t have a case in court, there is no such thing as a “reasonable expectation of becoming pregnant”.
Must be scouting out a place to lay her eggs.
She wants one of these? http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens13374481module119482971photo_1284418630baby-star-wars-wookie-cos
Like there aren’t enough black babies in the U.S. that couldn’t use a rich home.
Hugh Jass
1. I wish this family would stop breeding.
2. I look forward to the day that people realize Khloe is a normal size woman, and instead begin identifying her sisters as the midget trolls they are.
She looks good here. I like here, at least she seems real not like her stupid fake ass sisters. Good luck to her.
If she has a girl baby, by the time it’s two it will be a hooker. A rich hooker.
However, if it’s a boy it will live a less luxurious life living in the shadow of whatever other baby Kardashian hooker comes before or after it.
Could the Incans be right?
Maybe you’re thinking of the Mayans?
She’s the least attention whore of them
Sounds like OJ Simpson is going to be a Grandfather again!
The cost to bring an OBGYN from Kashyyyk must cost a fortune.
Two entirely different species can not make a baby!
too much wookie testosterone.
That’s why she needs fertility treatment.