Khloe Kardashian’s Acting Pregnant Now

July 25th, 2014 // 20 Comments

I should probably spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing this, but I could’ve sworn there was an episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Khloe found out she couldn’t get pregnant because her uterus is lopsided (and a Sasquatch’s). Yet here she is on Instagram holding her stomach with nothing but a heart for a caption. Then again, maybe she just ate some picnic baskets. She definitely loves those.

Photos: AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Suck it

    I doubt she is. She was photographed drinking champagne on her birthday 2 weeks ago.
    So unless she JUST realized she is pregnant, I think this instagram photo was done on purpose just to get people talking. Plus what woman publicizes their pregnancy below the three month mark?
    Also, French Montana already has a son which he has effectively abandoned. That seems like a poor choice for a baby daddy.

    (I’m going to go join Fish and spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing these people exist and the details of their lives. At least Fish gets paid for this, I don’t.)

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    Fucking PIG

  3. A Sasquatch and Yogi Bear are not the same thing Fish. Yogi is a beloved fictional cartoon character and a Sasquatch is a half-breed Kardashian.

  4. Nice chola eye brows.

  5. JC

    She’s touching her abdomen and writing a heart because she successfully passed the bones and teeth of her last prey.

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    me and me
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    OH MY GAWD!!! HAS SHE NO SHAME?? When ever I see women with butt implants it grosses me so out!!! This is, by far the grossest one I’ve ever seen!!!

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    shamegrossuck
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    If it weren’t’ for dumb, overweight, lazy, poor, un-educated Americans this family wouldn’t be famous!

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    wowowowow
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    Gawd the short one is soooo ugly…she got so jipped in every department! I saw Scott at the strip club putting his face in this strippers boobs and motor boating her. I took a picture and management rushed over and deleted photo from my phone!!! Anyway, she knows Scott would never be satisfied with a little, hairy midget that she is and he goes out and fucks REAL, SEXY women! If that annoying fuck tard was broke Scott would be nowhere in sight! And she thinks he loves her…wake up little person!

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    Tyler Perry
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    how is this even possible? gravity defying booty, by all accounts

  10. zambonie

    Dat steatophagia…

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    I thought there was a federal transportation requirement to label stuff like this with an “Oversize Load” banner.

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    Myst
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    Disfigured and grotesque…..

  13. Hopalong

    I didn’t think dissimilar species could interbreed. Maybe she’ll give birth to a hybrid like Spock or Tigon.

  14. KP

    Actually, she went on some type of regimen and they were able to heal her uterus. The doc distinctly told her she was capable of getting pregnant and carrying a baby to term. Unfortunately, the good news came right when Lamar started acting up and it became known that their marriage was in trouble.

    • Urbanspaceman

      Lamar had a vasectomy years ago and the Wookie and her family knew it going in. That “marriage” was just for the show.

  15. Are you implying that cucumbers and candlesticks work, too?

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    WTF are they shoving inside their asses???!

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    Fuck…her sideways turned ass takes up 3/4ths the picture frame….someone fucking shoot them already.

  18. Khloe and Kim need to take notes from Kourtney.

  19. A Female

    An inverted uterus can actually correct itself during childbirth. It makes it hard as shit to carry a baby to term, but I know tons of women that have.

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