Lamar Odom Is All Better Now, Or Dying, Whichever You Prefer

Depending on what you read, Lamar Odom is either so totally clean and sober that Khloe Kardashian just had to call off their divorce and leap right back into his arms, or he’s still very much dying, but the Kardashians are covering it up so they can resume their daily fame-whoring. And if you haven’t figured it’s almost definitely the latter, what do we have here?

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Why it’s Khloe’s new book. I wonder what it could be about. Us Weekly reports:

The book contains lifestyle tips and advice from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, and it also details stories of her weight loss, relationships, and other struggles. (The cover reveal comes as Kardashian currently tends to estranged husband Lamar Odom after his near-death overdose last week in Nevada, with the two calling their divorce off.)

Surprise! It’s about Lamar’s drug addiction. And while this could all be coincidence because the Kardashians were already bringing him back up on the show before the overdose – Wheels within wheels, people. – would anyone really be shocked if Kris Jenner paid a hooker to shoot Lamar full of drugs? I mean, I would, but only because I like to picture her appearing in his room with a cloud of smoke then biting him with a snake staff full of poison. “Muahahaha! No one will ever believe you, Lamar. No one will ever believe- Nothing? Not doing anything? Dammit. *taps snake head* Okay, sit tight. I left my other dose at home. I’ll be right back.”

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