It’s Not Wise To Ambush A Wookiee
“Hold on, I’ll call you right back. My mom’s trying to kill me.”
While the Internet was busy watching a pregnant, naked Kim Kardashian shamelessly try to compete with her pornetically engineered clone, Khloe was busy getting ambushed by Lamar Odom yesterday morning on her way to the gym. TMZ reports:
Khloe was on her way into SoulCycle in Beverly Hills when Lamar came out of nowhere, screaming at her. An eyewitness tells us Lamar was demanding that she talk to him. She kept walking as he was screaming. At that point Lamar touched Khloe’s arm and she screamed at him, “Get off of me, get off of me. Stop. Stop.”
Another eyewitness asked Khloe if she wanted them to call the cops, and Lamar screamed, “You’re not going to call the cops on Lamar Odom.”
Khloe then screamed, “How did you know I was here?” He didn’t give a clear answer.
Because the answer is Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner told Lamar Khloe was there. I’m amazed she even asked.
UPDATE: According to TMZ, Lamar claims Khloe set him up which is still basically what I said, so I don’t know why I even wrote this. Journalism, maybe? Nah, that can’t be it.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ