It’s Not Wise To Flash A Wookiee

July 29th, 2011 // 29 Comments

“Hold still.. Wait, why don’t you have those dangly ball thingies like me?”

[Ed. Note: I also read somewhere that Wookiees can smell menstruation, but that could just be me mangling another movie quote. Wouldn't put it past me.]

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. See Alice

    Why show size 18s ?

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    kris
    Commented on this photo:

    why the hell are you bloggers such dicks with this woman???

  3. cc

    If she’d done a thorough root cause analysis she’d have discovered she’s trying to conceal an bizarrely large ass underneath a dress intended for regular humans; no amount of pulling and tugging will change that.

    • reformed_druid

      She will soon find that no matter how hard you pull on it you can’t turn a shirt into a dress.

  4. ThundercatsHO-OH

    Finally accepting her status as the butt wiper of the prettier sister.

  5. Me know fish here someplace! Me smell it!!!

  6. bing

    So today we had news with Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. Only Heidi Montag is missing.

  7. Yeah Khloe, that whole “riding their coattails” thing Mom told you about…it’s just a figure of speech.

  8. MarkM

    It must be truly sad to be the “lesser known” members of a family of total douches!

  9. wtf

    I have no uses for the Kardashians. None. However, I do feel for Khloe. Maybe she is the least attractive of the sisters, but she is hardly a wookie. She is a big girl but she isn’t a bad looking girl. Wookie is just fucking mean. I willing to bet that she is better looking than most of the people making comments.

    • bruh

      Thank you. I totally agree. She isn’t as sloppy or gargantuan as most people make her out to be. Everyone on the internet has to get their word in, crack a joke or has to make sure their opinion is better than the last. Fuckin one-upper generation.

    • AnnaDraconida

      Your opinion would change if she didn’t shave for a week.

  10. "Big" Palmer

    Look at their giant feet ! It is obvious that these are Yeti, Bigfeet, Sasquatch inour midst.
    Can’t we at least get them spayed or neutered? No One should attempt sexual congress with this sub – species

  11. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    because shes fuckin hideous

  12. Biff Allstrong

    I can press 300#, but I don’t think I can pick up Khloe. I can’t imagine the amount of horsepower her vibrator must use . She’ll have to plug that in to 220 V

  13. Duke Steele

    “Dangly ball thingies like me”. Thats so funny. I can’t stop laughing.

  14. the one

    her assistant is also helpful with wiping her ass after SH*TTING?

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    glad those aren’t my legs

  16. Clarence Beeks

    I think Kourtney’s body is so much better than Kim’s.

  17. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Me hungry. Me eat your sh*t-balls dangling. Me so smart. Rawwwrrrr!!

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Your skirt hide me, Wookie…

  19. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    The biggest Bag in Town still can’t hide that ginormous Wookie-ass….

  20. Lola

    I don’t understand why people have to get so mean! And then everybody’s wondering why is there such a bully outbreak suddenly!

  21. Owen Dupree

    If you stop buying their crap and stop watching their banal TV show , they will recede into nothingness. Why do broads need to buy their clothes from these dumb bitches ?

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    becky g
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE THAT PURPLE BAG!!!

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