Alright, Who Skinned Superman And Turned Him Into Jeans?

October 12th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. Just.. sonofabitch.

Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me).

Photos: INFdaily

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    Jenna
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    That looks SOOOO unbelievably uncomfortable. But it must be handy being able to rub one out simply by bending over. Yay for crotch rash!

  2. sweetlips

    It’s like squeezing 50 lbs. of potatoes in a 10 lb. sack

  3. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    CookiesTossed
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    EEEWW. Squooshed Camel-Toe..

  4. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    MrBrightwell
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    Looks like they are made out of the same material they use for 747 tyres.
    They work at up to 14 atmospheres of pressure.
    Only question is, what did they re-enforce these with?

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    RED19
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    man she’s fine as hell,

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    reformed_druid
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    What’s really sad is that she really believes that she wears that size clothes.

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    Jeff
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    Is that Michael Jackson? Free Conrad Murray!

  8. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    dslguy
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    the guy in the first pic threw the window saw giant amazon women and his satan face came threw as he lite up his face, take a look at it he is satan on fire.

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    dslguy
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    Guy in pic one threw the window turned into fired up satan face when he saw chloe the amazon women.

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    ENV
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh why does Kourtney wear those old lady blouses? I don’t care how much that cost.. yuck. Cute jeans and boots though :)

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    ENV
    Commented on this photo:

    But Casey – I don’t see cottage cheese? You know that’s cellulite right? You can’t see it through her pants. So that is the wrong insult. Anyways, yeah she should have gone up one more size in pants, that’s all.

    • hot*mess

      Apparently you missed it when Paris Hilton described her very best “frenemy” Kim K.’s derriere as looking like “cottage cheese in a garbage bag.”

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    Jacklyn
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    Ummm, cameltoe? Yikes!

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    TomFrank
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    Geez, even her juice box is Wookiee-size.

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    sharron907
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    She looks Great. I’m a huge fan of khloe. She’s the only real one out of them all!

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    Fashionista
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    I can see ur butt pads girl! Lol

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    bernard
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    she wears a belt to keep the camel toe tucked in!

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    JN
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    That’s gotta be the dumbest headline ever.

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