Alright, Who Skinned Superman And Turned Him Into Jeans?

October 12th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. Just.. sonofabitch.

Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me).

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Jack Ketch

    Gentle Jesus !! … and yikes … this family has a fashion line ?

    • Tootles

      If by fashion line you mean they steal ideas from actual designers and pass it off as their own seeing as these 3 heifers don’t have a creative or original bone in their body…..then yes, they have a fashion line.

  2. Sensei John Kreese

    Finally proof that “that damn Sasquatch” did in fact steal Billy Madison’s 3rd grade classmates’ lunches.

  3. I’m more surprised she’s wearing underwear.

  4. Sensei John Kreese

    JH, that’s not underwear. It’s an Ultra Flex Hefty garbage bag. I mean what else would be strong enough to hold that in?

  5. Jess

    Jim Lee.

    Sorry, I thought you asked “which idiot put Superman in jeans?”

  6. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
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    her snatch is eating her pants – gross and just plain sad.

  7. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Scientists say that they are 95% that the Yeti exists???? Here’s the other 5%!

  8. I can see her Kevlar Spanx though Superman’s skin….

  9. Superman probably never saw her coming, what with all the lead in that ass…

  10. Cock Dr

    Aside from the Vaseline what alien technology did she use to get those pants over the hips and then zippered?

    • Doug Neidermeyer

      How many pounds per square inch do you think those seams are withstanding ?
      Why do fat girls think we want to see there asses straining against some animal skin ? Do they think it drives us crazy with desire ?

  11. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Quite a strain on those pant seams. I wouldn’t get too close.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those boots from the “Foghorn Leghorn” collection?

  13. Venom

    Ha Ha Ha this fucking sea cow.
    I was going through TV listings on the computer the other night and there was a listing for the wedding between her and Lamar Odom and I clicked on the description and it fucking said “the wedding between NBA superstar Lamar Odom and model Khloe Kardashian. ”

    This fat fucking delusional bitch actually thinks she is a model. Unbelievable.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    The term “Herculean effort” is used to inappropriately describe something 99% of the time. This is not one of those times.

  15. Cak

    Jesus,how can her body make every pair of jeans look like mom jeans?

  16. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    moose knuckle.

  17. Dick

    Does anyone else see the devil to her right. It/He must be a sign….

  18. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
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    oh dear goodness. noooo honey. no.

  19. gumption

    kim’s ass is similar in girth and width and you guys drool over it, why not on khloe? I find both asses too large but at least khloe’s is real and in proportion to her body, I can see some beauty in the old gal.

    • Anon

      I actually agree. Khloe doesn’t have a striking face and she’s definitely bigger, but I honestly don’t think she’s fat. She’s really thick, that’s for sure, and so is her butt. It looks presentable in this picture; at least, like the poster above me said, it’s not out of proportion with the rest of her body. Big butt, big girl.

      She’s actually my favorite, based on one interview (the only one I’ve seen) where the 3 are on some show, and Khloe keeps going on and on about something (I think it’s about how Kim is really hairy before her waxing appointments?). You can see Kim getting more and more annoyed, she starts saying it’s not true, but Khloe goes on and on. Eventually Kourtney hushes her up.

      ALSO, in one of the 2 segments of that reality show they have (I promise I’m not a secret fangirl), Khloe yells at Kim that she is a serial dater and no one takes her and her boyfriends seriously. The parts I’ve seen with her were pretty funny, she definitely seems the “realest.”

      • Rob

        I’d still rather have one date with Kim that includes sex (do any not include sex?) than a relationship with that bitchy giant….unlesss I get some serious cash up front like Odum must have.

  20. Tristyn


  21. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    And the “Wookiee Wallet” has been spotted yet again.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks fab…. shes not fat.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Look where you’re going Kourtney!

    *her head bounces violently off Kourtney’s ass like a squash ball and strikes the railing*

  24. cupcake

    Not only is she horrendous, but her personality is annoying as balls. I’m so glad 99% of people agree. The 1% that doesn’t is her family.

    • Rob

      Yes, if she were nice, people would forget about her nasty ugliness/giantess problem. the fact that she is also a mega hoar thinking her shit dont stink makes me want to push her out an airplane. I bet her shit smells like lengua burritos. I bet 50% of her family dont like her.

  25. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    it takes some big granny panties to cover an ass that big.

    and the banner ad to the right of this pic?
    Lucky Brand Super Stretch jeans. Bazinga.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she got bigger when she married Lamar…

  27. Racer X

    DAT ASS.

  28. Tootles

    Okay clearly this wookie bitch hasn’t figured out the fact that her giant frame doesn’t look good in shit designed for average sized women ,and by average sized I mean a woman who is not a wookie. Fucking ugly cunt, can’t decide who I hate more, her, or the botoxed camel faced one.

  29. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
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    Gross could this pants be shoved up her wookie slot any further?

  30. AnnaDraconida

    She obviously thinks she’s hot, otherwise she’d do us all a favor & wear a fucking burka.

  31. bob

    how do u get yourself into something that tight? lube?

  32. Holy Shit Robin!!!…that looks more like the “Caped Crusader”…poor fucking Batman stuck between those ass cheeks!

  33. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    It apparently smells as bad as it looks.

  34. Charles

    Khloe’s got a nice ass, but she does look like she’s having a hard time breathing those jeans are so tight in the waist.

  35. forrest gump

    yep yep yep: the cows broke lose, folks.
    khloe is out again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Al Swearengen

    I have an acquaintance that has met her socially. He said she was extremely haughty and a real bitch , only he used the “c” word .
    If you are going to live off of other people by virtue of being the daughter of the guy that helped get OJ off, why coudln’t you at least be nice ?
    Don’t the kardassians owe the simpletons that buy this drek at least some courtesy and sense of how to comport oneself in public? I do not get the giant boots and tight jeans / spanx look at all . Decorum would dictate that these heifers wear moo – moo’s !!!!!!

    • Tootles

      Ya well decorum would dictate that you don’t use your nasty sex tape to build an entire fucking career, clearly these sluts didn’t get the memo.

    • Greg Marmalard

      Leather pants and big giant yeti boots in Los Angeles in the summer / Fall ?
      What kind of super – hot environment is this Yeti used to ?
      I thought they liked cold temperatures – acclimation I guess… Oh wait , she shaved off most of her fur so the leather and giant boots now makes sense .

      • CranAppleSnapple



      • KJ

        Thats NYC, not LA.

        Get over your jealousy. It’s getting rather old. The Kardashians are the cultural icons of this generation. Not only do these three women possess good looks, they inherited the intellect of their late father Robert Kardashian, put it to good use and built a multimillion dollar empire stretching from television, to fashion, to numerous endorsements that has netted the Kardashians 60M in personal profits alone in 2010.

        The Kardashian girls are the epitome of the American success story, and their popularity will run it’s course for the foreseeable future.

    • rican

      a citch?

  37. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
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    Now THAT looks like cottage cheese in a garbage bag…

  38. terry

    I heard America had to use her emergency reserve of crisco in order for that heffa to squeeze her bovine size ass into them ugly ass pants.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    if she exhales too fast, there will be a permanent ‘H’ imbedded in some pour soul’s forehead three blocks away.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Famous Plastic
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how they are using their purses to cover their cameltoes. Very classy, those Kardashians!

  41. anonymous

    damn you can see the fat rolls on her ass and her gunt.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
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    At least her ass has it’s own zip code. Beat that!

  43. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve been waiting for the perfect time to buy stock in vagisil…

  44. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yeah, nice and chunky, just the way I like it!!! :D

  45. rican

    Check out the granny panties on Sasquatch!

  46. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I love it!!!

  47. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    This fabric needs to be researched and used for good instead of evil.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    T minus .3 seconds until what would later be called “The Starbucks/Wookie Ass” incident occurred.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, one last time, skinny pastie white guys just don’t get it. This girl is F-I-N-E, FINE!!!

  50. chiagozie

    Y wld soo many pple av this hate for jst 1 person… She’s big n beautiful n yea she prolly made d wrong choice of jeans buh we all do somtimes.. Gv her a break

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