Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. Just.. sonofabitch.
Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me).
Photos: INFdaily
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Jack Ketch | October 12, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Gentle Jesus !! … and yikes … this family has a fashion line ?
Tootles | October 13, 2011 at 12:00 am
If by fashion line you mean they steal ideas from actual designers and pass it off as their own seeing as these 3 heifers don’t have a creative or original bone in their body…..then yes, they have a fashion line.
Jack Ketch | October 13, 2011 at 12:09 am
Doesn’t surprise me in the least … assholes.
Sensei John Kreese | October 12, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Finally proof that “that damn Sasquatch” did in fact steal Billy Madison’s 3rd grade classmates’ lunches.
Jacqueline Hyde | October 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm
I’m more surprised she’s wearing underwear.
obz | October 12, 2011 at 9:59 pm
industrial strength
Sensei John Kreese | October 12, 2011 at 5:30 pm
JH, that’s not underwear. It’s an Ultra Flex Hefty garbage bag. I mean what else would be strong enough to hold that in?
Jess | October 12, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Jim Lee.
Sorry, I thought you asked “which idiot put Superman in jeans?”
GravyLeg | October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I can see her Kevlar Spanx though Superman’s skin….
GravyLeg | October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Superman probably never saw her coming, what with all the lead in that ass…
Cock Dr | October 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Aside from the Vaseline what alien technology did she use to get those pants over the hips and then zippered?
Doug Neidermeyer | October 13, 2011 at 9:23 am
How many pounds per square inch do you think those seams are withstanding ?
Why do fat girls think we want to see there asses straining against some animal skin ? Do they think it drives us crazy with desire ?
Venom | October 12, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Ha Ha Ha this fucking sea cow.
I was going through TV listings on the computer the other night and there was a listing for the wedding between her and Lamar Odom and I clicked on the description and it fucking said “the wedding between NBA superstar Lamar Odom and model Khloe Kardashian. ”
This fat fucking delusional bitch actually thinks she is a model. Unbelievable.
Anon | October 13, 2011 at 9:39 am
That is hilarious, if it is true.
Rob | October 18, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Shes a before model, if anything. I bet she can dunk on Odum (He dumb for marrying that ugly bitch.)
Cak | October 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Jesus,how can her body make every pair of jeans look like mom jeans?
Dick | October 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Does anyone else see the devil to her right. It/He must be a sign….
gumption | October 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm
kim’s ass is similar in girth and width and you guys drool over it, why not on khloe? I find both asses too large but at least khloe’s is real and in proportion to her body, I can see some beauty in the old gal.
Anon | October 13, 2011 at 9:51 am
I actually agree. Khloe doesn’t have a striking face and she’s definitely bigger, but I honestly don’t think she’s fat. She’s really thick, that’s for sure, and so is her butt. It looks presentable in this picture; at least, like the poster above me said, it’s not out of proportion with the rest of her body. Big butt, big girl.
She’s actually my favorite, based on one interview (the only one I’ve seen) where the 3 are on some show, and Khloe keeps going on and on about something (I think it’s about how Kim is really hairy before her waxing appointments?). You can see Kim getting more and more annoyed, she starts saying it’s not true, but Khloe goes on and on. Eventually Kourtney hushes her up.
ALSO, in one of the 2 segments of that reality show they have (I promise I’m not a secret fangirl), Khloe yells at Kim that she is a serial dater and no one takes her and her boyfriends seriously. The parts I’ve seen with her were pretty funny, she definitely seems the “realest.”
Rob | October 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I’d still rather have one date with Kim that includes sex (do any not include sex?) than a relationship with that bitchy giant….unlesss I get some serious cash up front like Odum must have.
Tristyn | October 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm
GROSS!.!.!.!.!…….
cupcake | October 12, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Not only is she horrendous, but her personality is annoying as balls. I’m so glad 99% of people agree. The 1% that doesn’t is her family.
Rob | October 18, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Yes, if she were nice, people would forget about her nasty ugliness/giantess problem. the fact that she is also a mega hoar thinking her shit dont stink makes me want to push her out an airplane. I bet her shit smells like lengua burritos. I bet 50% of her family dont like her.
Racer X | October 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm
DAT ASS.
Tootles | October 12, 2011 at 8:15 pm
Okay clearly this wookie bitch hasn’t figured out the fact that her giant frame doesn’t look good in shit designed for average sized women ,and by average sized I mean a woman who is not a wookie. Fucking ugly cunt, can’t decide who I hate more, her, or the botoxed camel faced one.
AnnaDraconida | October 12, 2011 at 8:33 pm
She obviously thinks she’s hot, otherwise she’d do us all a favor & wear a fucking burka.
bob | October 12, 2011 at 8:36 pm
how do u get yourself into something that tight? lube?
Sancho Berkowitz | October 13, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I assume she borrowed Scott Disick’s personal cask of Astroglide.
Dick Face | October 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Holy Shit Robin!!!…that looks more like the “Caped Crusader”…poor fucking Batman stuck between those ass cheeks!
Charles | October 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Khloe’s got a nice ass, but she does look like she’s having a hard time breathing those jeans are so tight in the waist.
forrest gump | October 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm
yep yep yep: the cows broke lose, folks.
khloe is out again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Swearengen | October 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm
I have an acquaintance that has met her socially. He said she was extremely haughty and a real bitch , only he used the “c” word .
If you are going to live off of other people by virtue of being the daughter of the guy that helped get OJ off, why coudln’t you at least be nice ?
Don’t the kardassians owe the simpletons that buy this drek at least some courtesy and sense of how to comport oneself in public? I do not get the giant boots and tight jeans / spanx look at all . Decorum would dictate that these heifers wear moo – moo’s !!!!!!
Tootles | October 12, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Ya well decorum would dictate that you don’t use your nasty sex tape to build an entire fucking career, clearly these sluts didn’t get the memo.
Greg Marmalard | October 13, 2011 at 9:16 am
Leather pants and big giant yeti boots in Los Angeles in the summer / Fall ?
What kind of super – hot environment is this Yeti used to ?
I thought they liked cold temperatures – acclimation I guess… Oh wait , she shaved off most of her fur so the leather and giant boots now makes sense .
CranAppleSnapple | October 13, 2011 at 9:45 am
TOGA!
Ahem.
KJ | October 14, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Thats NYC, not LA.
Get over your jealousy. It’s getting rather old. The Kardashians are the cultural icons of this generation. Not only do these three women possess good looks, they inherited the intellect of their late father Robert Kardashian, put it to good use and built a multimillion dollar empire stretching from television, to fashion, to numerous endorsements that has netted the Kardashians 60M in personal profits alone in 2010.
The Kardashian girls are the epitome of the American success story, and their popularity will run it’s course for the foreseeable future.
rican | October 13, 2011 at 11:04 am
a citch?
CranAppleSnapple | October 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm
KJ made me laugh coffee out my nose.
terry | October 12, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I heard America had to use her emergency reserve of crisco in order for that heffa to squeeze her bovine size ass into them ugly ass pants.
anonymous | October 13, 2011 at 1:25 am
damn you can see the fat rolls on her ass and her gunt.
rican | October 13, 2011 at 11:05 am
Check out the granny panties on Sasquatch!
chiagozie | October 14, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Y wld soo many pple av this hate for jst 1 person… She’s big n beautiful n yea she prolly made d wrong choice of jeans buh we all do somtimes.. Gv her a break
CranAppleSnapple | October 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Go away. Until you can type real words like a normal person with functioning grey matter.
sweetlips | October 15, 2011 at 12:22 am
It’s like squeezing 50 lbs. of potatoes in a 10 lb. sack