Khloe Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce

August 14th, 2013 // 27 Comments
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Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty that Khloe is getting a divorce because Kris Jenner just told TMZ she isn’t:

“Khloe and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced. There’s been no talk of divorce.” Jenner also says both Khloe and Lamar were at her house 2 days ago and everything was fine.
Other sources [named Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Kris Jenner with a mustache and a lump of plastic that called itself "Bruce"] confirm with TMZ … Khloe has not even spoken with a divorce lawyer.

Of course, one factor to keep in mind is that this storyline conveniently manifested itself the minute Kim Kardashian gave birth and vanished to get liposuction – I mean, got locked in the basement by Kanye. (Please don’t hurt my family.) So for all we know Kris Jenner orchestrated the whole thing and is shooting lightning out of her hands at Khloe for not striking her down with anger. “I’m afraid this whore station is quite operational…”

This is what happens when you ask Lamar if he’s cheating. Try not to do that.







 

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Good! I cannot fathom anyone wanting to marry such a disgusting, hairy ape. I mean, really. What was Lamar thinking?

    • she looks a billion times better than lamar. What was she thinking marrying a guy with numerous loose children and who she KNEW would cheat. Black? Basketball player? Come on.

  2. More Sir Please!

    Yuck. Just…..yuck.

  3. Lamar found her Carlos Danger pics on her phone.

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    The spike heels on that blue number must be made out some sort of super outerspace alloy to manage the compression of massive ass pounds per square inch.

  5. It’s OK, she’s only half-Kardashian.

    KAN YOU SAY KUCKOLD??

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    If you can see your Spanx lines THROUGH your pants, 1) The Spanx ain’t working, 2) Your pants are to damn tight!

  7. Without Kim and Kanye they had no storylines for next seasons that anyone would give half a shit about. Luckily Kris Palpatine,er, Jenner always has a plan moving forward to further whore out her family for infamy and wealth.

    I’ve heard she is currently drafting a petition to have the legal age of consent in California dropped to six months so she can start getting her grandchildren into the family biz.

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    A perfect example of just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

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    hoof

  10. Urbanspaceman

    Look, this is all for the show. She went into the marriage knowing that Lamar already had a vasectomy. All that “fertility” stuff is part of the show’s story arc as well.

    • No kidding? Next you’ll tell me that Kim’s sex tape was planned and leaked by her Momager to vault her from Paris Hilton hanger-on to erstwhile “celebrity”.

  11. Lets blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!

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    it’s true, black people like dat ass

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    She should divorce whoever told her this outfit looked good on her. By divorce, I mean kill. I hope it’s Kim.

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    At least we know which part of her is Kardashian…

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    It has the shape and plumpness of a boxers glove

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    What in the fuck? That shit is NOT cute at all!!

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    Makes tons of sense that the fabric at the ankle is given extra relief with zippers. The ass fabric feels the insult added to injury.

  18. Moe

    What a slob. I’m not even going to attack her weight anymore because what’s the fucking point now? But what a slob. Rise above your devil name and have some respect for yourself. Shit!!!

  19. Linda Crostic

    As Linda, I must say. This girlio looks really stanko. The crotch rot is extremo in those hiked up pants. Her face is pretty hagged out just like her booty holio. Thank you all for believing that I am the greatest!

  20. Conexa

    Sometimes things just don’t work out and that’s fine.

    Conexa

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    Moose Knuckle!

  22. Linda Crostic

    I bet those pants have a major stinko you know. That booty is so nasty ya know. It sweats and festers all dayo!

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