Some Lucky Passengers Got To Fly With Khloe Kardashian’s Wookie Wallet

Does she have to buy it an extra seat? I feel like she should.

It’s just about the five year anniversary of Fish coining the term ‘Wookie Wallet’ for Khloe Kardashian’s angrily puffy vulva, so she stuffed it into a spandex unitard and flew it across the country. How the hell are those things related? They’re not, but I saw something, so I said something. It’s all of our civic duty to do so, but how did the TSA not stop this? That whole flight was at risk the minute they sealed the cabin door.

“Your seat may be used as a flotation devi–
*Woogaah. Huu hawaaaah hoooghhe waagh!*
“Excuse me, ma’am, can you ask your vagina to quit down?”
“I’m so sorry, it hasn’t eaten anything all day. Please continue.”
“As I was saying, in the event of a water landi–
*RRRrrruurgh! Arrggg!*
Ma’am, please, we need to get through this!”

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