♫ Wookiee Wallet in Redddd… ♫

May 18th, 2011 // 173 Comments

Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because I can’t even look at them again to delete them. In fact, let’s all slowly back away from our computers, don’t make any eye contact, no sudden move- Oh, God, I read the word labia. MAN DOWN.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Pippy Longcockings

    Shit! Baby Got Back!

  2. Deacon Jones

    I’d bang her. I’m desperate.

  3. Bringbackbabalu

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wookie%20wallet

    Hahaha possibly the best post in SF history

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    Brittany
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no excuse for this.

  5. Bsting

    We could have used those pants to contain the nuclear reactors in Japan.

  6. direchef

    Why in Holy Hell…? Well, at least she made a belt from the pelt leftover from breakfast.

  7. Oh dear Lord. Who wants to tell her?

  8. Satan, your efforts at temptation are falling really, really weak these days.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else really, really…and I mean REALLY, hate it when fat chicks try to dress sexy? No? Just me? Ok, I’ll wait until your chick leaves the room and ask again.

  10. Of course she has her cell phone in her hand…

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh fuck. That hurts.
    Is she BLIND? Does she not look in a full length mirror before stepping out?
    I know it has to be a big damn mirror to accommodate her image, but I hear tell those Kardashians have a bit of money. There’s no excuse for this.
    Doesn’t LA have fashion police? Can’t anything be done?

  12. Logistics: How does she reach back there to wipe her ass without her arm popping out of its socket? Does she use a back scratcher or something?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There it is.
    Bright red too. They can see that from the space shuttle.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The Wookie is having a fabulous hair day.

  15. Eric

    This type of cartoonish exaggeration tends to appeal to guys who celebrate Kwanzaa.

  16. Who am i?

    [DELETED GIANT-ASS 800 PARAGRAPH ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN - SW]

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    shan danger
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like one of those dali-esque elephants on stilted legs.

  18. It had to be said

    Get that titay out, girl!

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    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    did she get a new pair of boobs?

  20. rican

    No matter how hard, and tight, she tried, that damned camel toe would never quite make it.

  21. Hugh Jass

    Anyone else hearing the theme song to Big Red chewing gum?

  22. Turd Ferguson

    Opened this post and immediately my eye went to the near exposed Tit. Sweet I thought, until it wandered away and caught the rest of the image which might have now permanently damaged by retina. FML.

  23. Oh yeah…I like my women paddle-shaped!

  24. stevebeagle

    does this clown own a mirror ? worse yet, does she own one & look into it with that tomato suit on & think it looks good ?

    my lord, she really does have a horrible body.

  25. wtf bruh

    dude she aint that bad. you guys jus trippin cuz she could knock you the fuck out. i bet more than half of you shouldn’t even be talking about physical appearance in the first place.

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    Heinrich Himmler
    Commented on this photo:

    Did her husband shove his basketball up her butt? I can think of no other explanation for that deformity!

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    She Makes Oprah look like Twiggy

  28. cc

    I was about to say that that isn’t a flattering outfit on her, and then got me thinking…what would a flattering outfit for her look like? I know! A mess tent!

  29. Lamar

    Imma get me some Armenian FUPA!

  30. Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Cleavage
    kk
    Commented on this photo:

    fucck so hot

  31. When I was in 4th grade I used to try to draw pictures of sexy chicks with round asses and big breasts. The pictures looked like this. I was not a very good artist.

    • FruitLoop

      Yeah I used to draw naked chicks ‘n dudes in elementary school too. I thought it was totally normal and even turned in a few to the teacher.

      Christ is this what young girls are idolizing these days? If so , fuck it, you young guys can keep ‘em.

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    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    poor khloe, bless her heart…she really is not fat! she IS tall, this outfit is NOT working for her, and she’s usually standing next to the 2 midgets she calls sister’s, but –red pants not withstanding– most of the guys looking at this picture (where you couldn’t see her face) thought this chick was hot and you KNOW you did, dammit!

    • bri

      Agree!! She isn’t fat at all just big built and always compared to her very petite sisters!! I feel bad for her everyone calls her names and it must hurt her she is only human:(

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    Cumquat
    Commented on this photo:

    I. R. Baboon.

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    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually like the pants and shoes, not sold on the belt-I think it interferes and divides her oddly although I don’t know what else you would use, red? And not a hundredpercent I like the shirt either. But you’re right, she’s not fat she’s 5’9 and curvy.

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    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Also she needs to go up a size, pants wise

  36. horny pig

    A face and body only a animal could love … Blech …

  37. STFU…Khloe is a gorgeous girl & in my opinion, the most down to earth of the Kardashian/Jenner clan! Kim & Kourtney are very petite & tiny….5’0 & 5’2! Khloe is 5’10 & is actually alot thinner than she looks next to them or in pics! i would love to see what some of you miserable cyclops’ who trash her on blogs really look like! she has taken more flack about her height & weight than anyone EVER & its time to knock it off, don’t u think!? she’s obviously ok w/her physical appearance because her bank account says she can look ANY DAMN way she wants! i’m so glad she doesn’t let the shallow, broke, unseen, douchebags who talk trash online convince her to get olsen twin thin & f**k herself up all to be damned, like you convinced your perfect & beautiful meagan fox to do to herself! now she looks like an appetizer of kate moss, a main course of nicole richie, w/a side of wtf is skeletor doing here! the only thing heavy or fat about Khloe are her pockets, & her bank account!

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    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    There she goes, lifting her leg and marking her territory all over the railings.

  39. youcandieNOW

    I wonder if those are period pants???

  40. Wha?

    The Smart Water ain’t working, sweetie. Bless yer heart.

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    yer
    Commented on this photo:

    damn she is so hott. she got an the illest phatty

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    Chants
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks damn hot!!

    • BeFitBeHappyBeYOU!

      YES SHE DOES! She is by far the prettiest, most natural Kardashian… She is very sexy and her body type is beautiful. I am a very lean 5’6 fitness model and trainer, healthy beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Professionally speaking she looks great, healthy and beautiful!

  43. That is 250lbs of Armenian sausage stuffed into a 5lb casing…

  44. dotmatrix

    That’s not just a camel toe, it’s the whole goddamn herd.

  45. timmy the dying boy

    OK, so Khloe gets all upset when people call her fat, then next thing you know she’s flouncing around in a get-up like this. WTF else does she expect? I hope all the Kardashians get raptured on Saturday; I’d sooner wallow in the lake of fire than put up with any more of their vapid bullshit.

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    qwerty
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe rhymes with camel toe,right?

    • bassackwards

      That would be a Khloe-Toe…

      My God… who dressed this thing… a 3 yr old? Stupidity just F-L-O-W-S in this family!

  47. camels everywhere are outraged, this toe is very miss-representative of the species

  48. Ismoss

    Attack of the Killer Tomato Ass,

  49. wookie wallet? Looks like the entire wookie suitcase is stuffed full.

    I guess shes still trying to stuff 250lbs of shit into a 150lb bag.

    Dont know why this girl thinks she is something special. I mean look at what kind of men she attracts and who she married. Big deal.

  50. Carl Denham

    K O N G , N E E D F O O D

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