Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because I can’t even look at them again to delete them. In fact, let’s all slowly back away from our computers, don’t make any eye contact, no sudden move- Oh, God, I read the word labia. MAN DOWN.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Shit! Baby Got Back!
She is so tacky that she becomes kinda hot… Like a german fetish web site. You know you wouldn’t do it in real life, but you still find it fapalicious….
Dat Ass!
I’d bang her. I’m desperate.
I’m not desperate, I find her a tad disgusting, and I’d bang her too.
LOL!
Not desperate. I’d bang her too.
I’d like to feel her doughy mudflaps caressing the the sides of my boner ever so gently…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wookie%20wallet
Hahaha possibly the best post in SF history
There is no excuse for this.
Good Lord she is painful to look at . I yearn for the day this entire family is out of all of our lives .
fugly is way way to kind for this!
We could have used those pants to contain the nuclear reactors in Japan.
Why in Holy Hell…? Well, at least she made a belt from the pelt leftover from breakfast.
Oh dear Lord. Who wants to tell her?
HAHAHAHA, my thoughts exactly, bless her heart
Satan, your efforts at temptation are falling really, really weak these days.
LOL
Anyone else really, really…and I mean REALLY, hate it when fat chicks try to dress sexy? No? Just me? Ok, I’ll wait until your chick leaves the room and ask again.
for ur info im thick and she ant fat u mad cause she got more everything than u!
Of course she has her cell phone in her hand…
Dude give her a break, you can’t stuff anything more in those pants.
Not even a dime is getting in there.
I think that’s an iPad?
ipad lol.
Oh fuck. That hurts.
Is she BLIND? Does she not look in a full length mirror before stepping out?
I know it has to be a big damn mirror to accommodate her image, but I hear tell those Kardashians have a bit of money. There’s no excuse for this.
Doesn’t LA have fashion police? Can’t anything be done?
you all are just haters and mad cause they got more money than you!!
Logistics: How does she reach back there to wipe her ass without her arm popping out of its socket? Does she use a back scratcher or something?
rag on a stick
Smaller, disposable wookies.
Lamar’s tongue
Wipe? That is a unheard of concept to the nasty ass Fame whores. Why do you think Armenias stink so much?
There it is.
Bright red too. They can see that from the space shuttle.
“Land Ho!!!”
The Wookie is having a fabulous hair day.
This type of cartoonish exaggeration tends to appeal to guys who celebrate Kwanzaa.
[DELETED GIANT-ASS 800 PARAGRAPH ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN - SW]
I’m not reading all that
What the fuck are you doing writing this long post?
Obviously some very strong personal motivations going on there.
I think they have that script pretty much ready to roll every time the site posts something with big Armenian butts.
I cant believe I read that whole thing but YOU NAILED IT. Spot on.
tl; dnr
clip a chunk out of that and google it. somebody is fucking retarded.
Well, you gotta’ be impressed at the kind of crazy.
Wow, I’m not sure who has more issues.
she looks like one of those dali-esque elephants on stilted legs.
That fat flab ass on skinny legs, like her sister’s, is disgusting.
That is the image I was trying to think of….a huge body on little stilts.
Get that titay out, girl!
did she get a new pair of boobs?
New girdle?
Nahhh she just got fatter
No matter how hard, and tight, she tried, that damned camel toe would never quite make it.
Anyone else hearing the theme song to Big Red chewing gum?
Opened this post and immediately my eye went to the near exposed Tit. Sweet I thought, until it wandered away and caught the rest of the image which might have now permanently damaged by retina. FML.
Oh yeah…I like my women paddle-shaped!
does this clown own a mirror ? worse yet, does she own one & look into it with that tomato suit on & think it looks good ?
my lord, she really does have a horrible body.
She does…but it’s one of those circus mirrors that warps her body into normal proportions.
dude she aint that bad. you guys jus trippin cuz she could knock you the fuck out. i bet more than half of you shouldn’t even be talking about physical appearance in the first place.
Did her husband shove his basketball up her butt? I can think of no other explanation for that deformity!
She Makes Oprah look like Twiggy
I was about to say that that isn’t a flattering outfit on her, and then got me thinking…what would a flattering outfit for her look like? I know! A mess tent!
Imma get me some Armenian FUPA!
fucck so hot
When I was in 4th grade I used to try to draw pictures of sexy chicks with round asses and big breasts. The pictures looked like this. I was not a very good artist.
Yeah I used to draw naked chicks ‘n dudes in elementary school too. I thought it was totally normal and even turned in a few to the teacher.
Christ is this what young girls are idolizing these days? If so , fuck it, you young guys can keep ‘em.
poor khloe, bless her heart…she really is not fat! she IS tall, this outfit is NOT working for her, and she’s usually standing next to the 2 midgets she calls sister’s, but –red pants not withstanding– most of the guys looking at this picture (where you couldn’t see her face) thought this chick was hot and you KNOW you did, dammit!
Agree!! She isn’t fat at all just big built and always compared to her very petite sisters!! I feel bad for her everyone calls her names and it must hurt her she is only human:(
I. R. Baboon.
I actually like the pants and shoes, not sold on the belt-I think it interferes and divides her oddly although I don’t know what else you would use, red? And not a hundredpercent I like the shirt either. But you’re right, she’s not fat she’s 5’9 and curvy.
Also she needs to go up a size, pants wise
A face and body only a animal could love … Blech …
STFU…Khloe is a gorgeous girl & in my opinion, the most down to earth of the Kardashian/Jenner clan! Kim & Kourtney are very petite & tiny….5’0 & 5’2! Khloe is 5’10 & is actually alot thinner than she looks next to them or in pics! i would love to see what some of you miserable cyclops’ who trash her on blogs really look like! she has taken more flack about her height & weight than anyone EVER & its time to knock it off, don’t u think!? she’s obviously ok w/her physical appearance because her bank account says she can look ANY DAMN way she wants! i’m so glad she doesn’t let the shallow, broke, unseen, douchebags who talk trash online convince her to get olsen twin thin & f**k herself up all to be damned, like you convinced your perfect & beautiful meagan fox to do to herself! now she looks like an appetizer of kate moss, a main course of nicole richie, w/a side of wtf is skeletor doing here! the only thing heavy or fat about Khloe are her pockets, & her bank account!
and her vagina, you left that out of the last sentence. It has a BMI of over 40.
Of course she is different from Kim & Kourtney, having a different father than them will do that.
+20
thank you dame diva. i hate ppl who comment just to try to be funny and get attention, which 90% of these comments are. Khloe ain’t bad. She just taller and bigger stature than most women.
Nice try Kris Kardashian. I’m on to you!
lardass, disgusting cow-like abomination.
There she goes, lifting her leg and marking her territory all over the railings.
I wonder if those are period pants???
The Smart Water ain’t working, sweetie. Bless yer heart.
damn she is so hott. she got an the illest phatty
I think she looks damn hot!!
YES SHE DOES! She is by far the prettiest, most natural Kardashian… She is very sexy and her body type is beautiful. I am a very lean 5’6 fitness model and trainer, healthy beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Professionally speaking she looks great, healthy and beautiful!
That is 250lbs of Armenian sausage stuffed into a 5lb casing…
That’s not just a camel toe, it’s the whole goddamn herd.
OK, so Khloe gets all upset when people call her fat, then next thing you know she’s flouncing around in a get-up like this. WTF else does she expect? I hope all the Kardashians get raptured on Saturday; I’d sooner wallow in the lake of fire than put up with any more of their vapid bullshit.
Khloe rhymes with camel toe,right?
That would be a Khloe-Toe…
My God… who dressed this thing… a 3 yr old? Stupidity just F-L-O-W-S in this family!
camels everywhere are outraged, this toe is very miss-representative of the species
Attack of the Killer Tomato Ass,
wookie wallet? Looks like the entire wookie suitcase is stuffed full.
I guess shes still trying to stuff 250lbs of shit into a 150lb bag.
Dont know why this girl thinks she is something special. I mean look at what kind of men she attracts and who she married. Big deal.
K O N G , N E E D F O O D