I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don’t play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but I’m invoking Man Law, and everybody knows Man Law supersedes Sasquatch law. We didn’t lure them back into the forest with delicious beef jerky so they could name their own prominent labia. I thought this was AMERICA.

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