Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Somehow Got Bigger

While “professional truth sayers” have been busy calling Bruce Jenner an unholy blight against nature – What was that about a monopoly on understanding again? – Khloe Kardashian’s ass has continued to grow in size since that time in December when it bounced all over a horse that is now dead. That horse has died. And yet where are the strongly worded blog posts about how toddlers can’t be dinosaurs (Actual argument Matt Walsh used against transgenders.), so Khloe’s butt shouldn’t be allowed to blot out the sun making it easier for her to catch black guys with bolo rounds from her Bowcaster? Huh? Where’s that article, you smug prick?! WHERE IS IT?!

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