Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted]

- Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper]

- Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE]

- There’s a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky]

- Genevieve Morton’s in a bikini. [WWTDD]

- Apparently you can’t call 911 dispatchers and ask them out on dates now. Thanks, Obama. [Death and Taxes]

- What’s up, Lais Navarro? [Popoholic]

- Keira Knightley is topless. [IDLYITW]

- Ireland Baldwin is still the hottest spawn, but Hailey’s a close second. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paris Hilton has sold $2 billion worth of perfume. Your God is dead. [Celebslam]

- Eva Green is the 2015 Campari calendar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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