It’s Not Wise To Dye Blonde A Wookiee

Full Disclosure: The entire point of this post was to make the Star Wars joke in the headline because that’s how easily I’m amused. You can look at Khloe Kardashian’s butt implants in the gallery now.

Oh, and before someone says, “Don’t act like you wouldn’t hit it, Fish,” of course I would. That doesn’t make it a standard in excellence. *looks at disheveled Hilary Duff statue made out of taped-together Barbie dolls* Not even close.

Photos: AKM-GSI