Khloe Kardashian Basically Admits She Has No Clue Who Her Real Dad Is

February 16th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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In new interview with Hot 97 yesterday, Khloe Kardashian basically admits she doesn’t know who her biological father is, so consider the stage officially set for that extra-special Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Kris Jenner would be soaking her pants over if she didn’t already inform us through her insatiable lust for cash that her vagina is a permanent dust bowl. Via Hollywood Life:

Although her family has teased her entire life about not being a real Kardashian, Khloe admits she’s never gotten a DNA test to confirm if the late Robert Kardashian is her pops.
“I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying ‘No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father,’” she said. “She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?”
Despite our confusion on her self-professed confusion, Khlo says she’s fine if people are convinced her dad is O.J. Simpson or even Kris Jenner’s hairdresser Alex Roldan; like some people have suggested, she just doesn’t like it when she hears the rumor that “someone was saying this is my father’s dying confession.”
“So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about,” she said.

So essentially what Khloe is saying is, mention however much you want that her mother is a gaping, adulterous whore of biblical proportions who we can safely say at this point banged O.J., just don’t drag poor Robert Kardashian into it who from all accounts loved Khloe more than his own offspring. You know what? I’m on board with this, except it could use just a little more “Kris Jenner is a super-whore” talk. It doesn’t seem to be coming through enough. Maybe it’s me.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. mickey B

    “I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying ‘No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father,’”

    Jesus Mother Fucking Christ what a dumb fucking bitch.

    • Maybe they teased her about being adopted.

    • Nippy

      The sad thing is that she thinks talking about DNA testing her mom isn’t, I don’t know, FUCKING RETARDED!!

      • Holy Hell

        Normally I would think it’s terrible for someone not to know their father. In this case, I feel worse for her that she confirmed the identity of her mother. I would kill myself if I found out KJ was my mother.

    • oh i know

      maybe she was just hopeful that she was one of the few, the proud, the very SMALL group of people who HAVE’NT traveled Kris Jenner’s vag??

      • ThinkHarder

        I think what she meant when she said “DNA tested my mom” is that she asked her mom for the truth. She didn’t literally get a DNA test to find out her paternity from her mother’s genes, but rather she quizzed her mom on the rumours and was willing to take her testimony as truth to this whole ordeal. Regardless, it is obviously no longer relevant if Kris Jenner lies or tells the truth – Khloe doesn’t give a crap. Nothing will change the fact that she has and will continue to enjoy life as a Kardashian.

  2. LegMan

    My vote is for Chewbaka (or however your spell it).

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Has PimpMama ever gone camping in Oregon? I saw an interview with a very tearful Sasquatch-spotter, there. He seemed on the up and up.

  3. I will need the exact wording to understand how it is possible within the bounds of language and Reason to be teased for NOT being a Kardashian.

  4. Carles

    DNA tested her mother. DNA tested her fcking mother.

  5. Time

    We all know Robert Kardashian took his own life beause he hated Khloe. Khloe was constant reminder of his wives adultery and his failures a s man to keep her satisfied.

  6. “…her mother is a gaping, adulterous whore of biblical proportions…”

    I believe you owe an apology to the entire population of gaping, adulterous whores!

  7. Gilmore Girl

    I have to agree with Khloe…. say what you want, but to come out and say Robert confessed this is very disrespectful. He’s not here to defend himself. Besides, even if he’s not her biological daughter, he raised her and treated her like his own. That’s more than a lot of guys do for their own biological kids.

    • tom

      Well he should have throw her out of the window when it was still possible (i.e. before she became an attention whore).

  8. maeby

    I think it’s really great that Robert Kardashian treated her as if she were his own, despite knowing better. It was openly known that she was his favorite. That takes an amazing man to not give a shit.

  9. dooood

    so when is the part where khloe finally tosses the uber whore off the bridge in the death star?

    (“you will pay the price for your lack of vision!”)

  10. Jelena

    However, it’s sad.

  11. rican

    So, you have no idea who your dad is, but you don’t want people bringing your dad into it???

    • Bane

      Yeah, I caught that too. Sounds like her Dad could be one of ten thousand dicks in LA.

    • Help

      She has no idea who her sperm donor is, but Robert Kardashian was her father in every other sense of the word.

      • Ingrid

        It’s sad that Kim is already going ugtorhh a divorce! Did they even love each other? It couldn’t have been a real marriage. I heard that the ring was actually paid for by sponsers. I wonder what they are thinking? How come famous people can’t stay together anymore? Well hopefully everything works out for the best for them.

  12. Khloe has been treated her whole life like the proverbial red-headed stepchild? I can’t imagine why…

    http://i.huffpost.com/gen/381959/KARDASHIANFAMILY-1988.jpg

  13. west

    This is all about Robert Kardashian who is getting assbanged by John fuckin Holmes in hell right now. The sleazy prick was shamed that he had to feed that fat fuckin beast to keep up appearances. He hated that ugly lunk..He would thrown her in a dumpster if he could of. He helped a cowardly bitch butcher a women and an unarmed man. That makes him a cowardly bitch too.Did I mention this is all about Rbert Kardashian, that ass kissing pos whose whore wife fucked everybody and their dog producing that fat bastard Khloe. He hated that hulking beast yetloved a bitch who sneak attacked two beautiful people. Robert fuckin Kardashian wasn’t Khloe’s father and he was ashamedof that fat ugly animal but fed her and housed her out of shame. Shame of the choices hemade. By the way ,I hope that cunt suffered with the big C eating at his guts like a pack of crazy shit house rats. Have a nice day fatass Khloe

    • What the fuck? You’re horrible.

      Seriously, I wish they’d IP ban people from time to time on this site. The commentariat here is just awful sometimes.

      Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

      • west

        I’m not the one scamming stupid jerkoffs like you asswipe. I dont talk about my lady bits or my anus on tv. I dont go on family tv in the morning exposing my ugly tits -shit for brains. I know what your problem is you didnt get an adequate education and you have no class.

      • A person who isnt insane

        You’re talking about class after all the disgusting things you just said? You’re not only a horrible person, you’re narcissistic and delusional too. Please seek psychiatric assistance.

    • west

      You’re stupid and you suck ass for defending this snus bleacher. npw gfy

  14. west

    By the way, I wonder what that asskisser Robert Kardashian(a known racist) would think of the bastard’s vagina mayo-ing and anus bleaching? I wonder if he would be proud of all the scams and hustles that ugly fuckin dog has participated in at the expense of gullibe Americans. Iwonder what he would think of this group of tawdry hookers digging up his worm eaten body everytime they wanted some attention or publicity? I think the brown noser would be cool with it because he was a pos too! Now go to hell you 2 dollar whore!

    • He was a lawyer and a sleezy one at that. I’m sure he’s proud of his grifting family. He is getting off in hell knowing that Kris is a super-whore.

    • Rob

      I wish I could “thumbs up” your comment. If these peopple were in any other country and pulled all the shit they do, they’d be dead. Lets run this clan into Mexico and see how long it is before they are raped to death…by the Federales. Even the young one has a warped sense of what it is to be a human. The whole family has stopped being a member of the human race. Stop calling them whores. They aren’t good enough to be called whores. They are the untouchables of the Indian caste society. They are Kardashian. Avoid at all costs.

  15. Laughing@itall

    It is sad that everyone has so much doubt when it is really none of their business.. If KHLOE wants to know, it is her business and let her find out… and if she wants to tell YOU, it is her right.
    The rest of you can go ahead and let us all know if your parents DNA tests proved anyone a liar… Start posting here__________.
    What.. it isn’t my business..? NOWWWww you get it, huh?
    Don’t get me wrong, I am the beyond bored with the typical Kardashian Krap… but this is just haters wanting to drag paternity into the reason to mock. Why bother.. there are enough legitimate reasons.
    For those of you that would speak for Robert Kardashian and his feelings towards Khloe… really..? You knew him well enough to state that he HATED her and expound upon his desire to be rid of her? As opposed to the love he showed her when alive and how he himself said he felt regarding her… ?
    And to those overly foul-mouthed posters here… It is truely a sign of ignorance that you can’t think of words to articulate your thoughts short of using the same inappropriate language (in the wrong context even) repeatedly. Get a thesauruses.
    “west”… You are just one sick pup and need to get help. You have far too much anger regarding an issue that is in no true way related to you. Therapy. Try it again, and good luck this time.

    • west

      s#ck my dick

    • It really isn’t sad that everyone has so much doubt regarding who Khloe’s father is when she and her family for the past few years have put their personal business out for the public to pick at. If you think Khloe is hurting over this think again. She is reveling in the spotlight and its just a role she is playing. Poor pitiful Khloe the butt of all jokes from her looks to her parentage. Khloe is currently playing her newly developed role within the family. Khloe once was a loud foul mouthed bitch (still is just acting) and now she is the family darling giving out oh so needed advice to her sisters regarding their relationships because she seemingly has the most perfect one at the moment. BS Khloe is hanging on for dear life to LAMAR’S NAME, STATUS, and MONEY! She and her family know its just a matter of time before they are out! Perhaps Robert K. did have feelings for Khloe but lets be honest he was a human being and I am sure he had some underling hatred towards Khloe because of her mother. Her mother being the consummate slut and whore has taught her daughters well. If you think that the Whore and her daughters will be remembered for anything other than what they truly are…SLUTS AND WHORES…think again. They are on their way out and I as a non fan couldn’t be more the happier!

    • west

      Is a thesaureses some kind of dinosaur?

  16. Schmidtler

    So what’s this story then, Khloe’s mom is a whore? In related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  17. Where’s that rat’s ass I stopped caring about? Oh yeah. Right here.

  18. It sure as hell wasn’t immaculate conception!!!

  19. Really???

    wow, these comments are pretty disturbing. This poor girl does not know who her father is. That is not at all fair to her. get real. Where the hel are you people from ?

  20. Really???

    wow, these comments are pretty disturbing. This poor girl does not know who her father is. That is not at all fair to her. get real. Where the hell are you people from ?

  21. the snowman

    well, a fat, ugly & lazy american he is for sure, folks!!

  22. We all know her real dad’s name was Harry, and he lived with the Hendersons.

  23. Khloe Kardashian White Dress
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s too pretty to be a true Kardashian. Kardashian… weren’t they on Star Trek?

  24. Khloe Kardashian White Dress
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Chunky, but waaaaay prettier than Kimmie K

  25. Khloe Kardashian White Dress
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, you’re an ugly fat bitch.

  26. lala

    i always thought khloe was the nicest of the kardashian sisters, she seems alot more grounded than the rest of them and her relationship seems genuine.
    i agree with some of the other comments here, very disturbing what some people are writing

  27. Rob

    She’s probably hoping she’s adopted or only one half related. Why hasn’t some crazed madman (or Messiah) killed that family dead in violent fashion? Someone should step up and take these people out. I don’t wan’t to go to jail. but there might be someone out there that wants to martyr themselves. it would save a generation of girl from turning into whores. i think its a just cause.

  28. TheMonkeemobile

    I think it’s pretty obvious from looking at her that her dad is one of the following:

    The Hamburglar
    Jay Leno
    Rosie O’donnel
    Or
    Louie Anderson

  29. CranAppleSnapple

    Great hair. Greasy and dusty and mousey down to the ears, and then suddenly bright and shiny and clean. Blech.

  30. Wow some of you people sound really bitter and horrible.

  31. Khloe Kardashian White Dress
    froy
    Commented on this photo:

    The photo shoot is too provocative and too racy, yes most rngeaeets give people provacative stares at 14 I don’t think so. I think it would of been o.k if her clothes had of covered up more, also her make up done the way it is makes her look a lot older than she is. I am shocked that her parents and family were supportive of this and that the modeling industry allows 14year old models to be photographed this way.

  32. bbsdds

    Imagine if Khloe was your daughter….

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