Khloe Kardashian Basically Admits She Has No Clue Who Her Real Dad Is

In new interview with Hot 97 yesterday, Khloe Kardashian basically admits she doesn’t know who her biological father is, so consider the stage officially set for that extra-special Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Kris Jenner would be soaking her pants over if she didn’t already inform us through her insatiable lust for cash that her vagina is a permanent dust bowl. Via Hollywood Life:

Although her family has teased her entire life about not being a real Kardashian, Khloe admits she’s never gotten a DNA test to confirm if the late Robert Kardashian is her pops.
“I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying ‘No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father,’” she said. “She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?”
Despite our confusion on her self-professed confusion, Khlo says she’s fine if people are convinced her dad is O.J. Simpson or even Kris Jenner’s hairdresser Alex Roldan; like some people have suggested, she just doesn’t like it when she hears the rumor that “someone was saying this is my father’s dying confession.”
“So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about,” she said.

So essentially what Khloe is saying is, mention however much you want that her mother is a gaping, adulterous whore of biblical proportions who we can safely say at this point banged O.J., just don’t drag poor Robert Kardashian into it who from all accounts loved Khloe more than his own offspring. You know what? I’m on board with this, except it could use just a little more “Kris Jenner is a super-whore” talk. It doesn’t seem to be coming through enough. Maybe it’s me.

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