Khloe Kardashian Wants To Poop Out A Baby, DGAF How
Chrissy Teigen recently caught a shitload of retarded flack for choosing the gender of her baby during the IVF process, but flack is still attention, so Khloe Kardashian will have some of that, please. Radar reports:
Khloe Kardashian is on shaky ground with her legal husband, Lamar Odom, and long split from her last boyfriend, James Harden, but she refuses to give up on her plans to become a mom — with or without a man!
As RadarOnline.com reported, the 31-year-old reality star, who famously documented her fertility problems on the family show when she was married to Odom, has already begun preparing her body for a baby by the end of 2016.
Of course, Khloe Kardashian could just as easily be stealing a baby, which would explain why she’s dressed like Carmen Sandiego. That, or it was the first outfit that stuck after she ran through a clothesline while trying to knock over a bird feeder. “SQUATCH WANT SEEDS! RAWR!” *swats paw*