Oh, Good, Khloe Turned Kim Into Boots

March 10th, 2014 // 68 Comments

Now that I’ve indulged myself with True Detective porn, let’s get back to celebrity asses (before I talk about guns). What? Did you hear something? Here’s Khloe Kardashian making it abundantly clear she’s single as hell by strutting around her Sasquatch ass and titties. More importantly, I like how the whole family wore Kim’s hide tanned different colors. Say what you will about the Kardashians, but they’re a unit. A whoring, whoring unit.

Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

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    I cannot lie
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    I see the family resemblance now.

  2. The swamp beat lives and is running around in daisy dukes.There goes fapping off time. and no amount of Viagra will help.

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    chango
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    Those aren’t Daisy Dukes, those are Daisy Dudes . .

  4. Khloe Kardashian Butt Legs Cleavage Daisy Dukes Hooker Boots
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    for once, i’m at an utter loss for words.

    • Please tell me you mis-typed “utter” instead of “udder” and were really making a clever pun regarding the bovine-like characteristics of this person.

  5. Bane

    Um, she has two tampon strings hanging out..

    hmmmmm

  6. Khloe Kardashian Butt Legs Cleavage Daisy Dukes Hooker Boots
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    Say what you want, but I would tap what I see in this pic over Kim any day.

  7. Ralph

    The on-going dog and pony show temporarily turns to the pony part…

  8. Khloe Kardashian Butt Legs Cleavage Daisy Dukes Hooker Boots
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    Yep, the old adage about 10 pounds of shit and a 5 pound bag holds true.

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    Which Kardashian is it with the ipad and the two sizes too small sandals?

    • JungleRed

      They give hope to their minions that success (as defined by money and attention) can be had without any discernible talent or effort. It’s a sort of religion for the fat, vapid, and useless. The girl with the ipad and flip flops is merely a supplicant at the altar.

    • Freeie

      That’s her fan base

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When hunting for a mate always wear garments that accentuate the Wookie Wallet. Even if they can’t see it, make them think about it steaming under the Spanx….waiting.

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    That side boob is the size of some chicks’ whole racks.

  12. This is what’s called “dressing the part.”

  13. Has she fixed the fuckin’ hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon yet?!

  14. Dear Fish,
    Some of your loyal readers on on Pacific Time. You posted this right before lunch. I understand you’re neck deep in snow and we can wear shorts today if we want to , but this is just too cruel.

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    She actually put this on, looked in the mirror, and said “Yup, I look good… let’s go out!”

  16. Khloe Kardashian Butt Legs Cleavage Daisy Dukes Hooker Boots
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    okay, the bile has receded from my mouth. To quote Stepbrother’s, “What the fuckin’ fuck?”

  17. Fucking gross. Did she really look in the mirror with those fucking shorts (which her hungry hungry hippo ass is munching on) and think, “Yep, this looks good”?

  18. Oh hello, Lunch. So nice to see you again, courtesy of the she-beast who is so clearly “presenting”.

  19. “Where’s the ‘view full size’ feature?”—thought no one ever

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    ugh
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    NO words

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    TheMimeIsTalking
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    She’s got Kim’s hair, boots from a Bertney video, and the ass of a menopausal mom… I would rather fuck raw chicken. Also, wtf is up with the fat chick with the iPad in the back?

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    Blumpkin
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    Good Lord !!! Fucking Yuck …

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    brick
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    She looks like Carcosa in that!

  24. Mitch

    She makes almost every prostitute in LA look classy by comparison.

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    Gnome Zane
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    “At last we have the mighty Chewbacca.” ~ Jabba the Hutt

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    I threw up in my mouth, a little.

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    How about more pants, and less boots? I mean, just an idea. And for god sakes, someone milk this cow.

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    coljack
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    Krisis Kommunications for Kardashians: 1. Put on clothes that reveal half (or more of) your ass and boobs. 2. Walk out in public. 3. Notify paparazzi. 4. If you feel a twinge of shame, there’s a pill for that.

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    “Kickeeyuna mo Wooky doo tee puna puna!” -Jabba the Hut. (I double dog dare you to look that up).

  30. Khloe Kardashian Butt Legs Cleavage Daisy Dukes Hooker Boots
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    It’s probably so swampy in the delta region of her wookiee snatch, that I would probably last a whole 5 secs.

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    SHE-HULK SMASH! (god help me, I can’t stop).

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    George P. Burdell
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    The 2014 Kardashian model reminds me of a 1958 Edsel. At least the marketing folks included the model of the future in the background.

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    Freebie
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    Kendell is getting skinnier and skinnier. I wonder if Kim and Khloe are sucking her blood.

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    Freebie
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    She looks like a common whore looking to give a 5 buck blow job

  35. This disgusting pig really thinks she is hot, and not the fat, ugly creature that she really is, doesn’t she?

    • I don’t think Khloe is a pig nor a “fat, ugly creature.” I’ve always thought she is attractive in her own way — certainly no Megan Fox — but attractive nonetheless. Hell, I’d do her.

      • i’ll excuse that comment because you are over 60 and dementia has clearly set in Vito and like Don, you will do anything. She is fat, ugly and black hearted.

      • Black hearted? Maybe. But physically I think she’s cute. Just my opinion. I’m not saying you should fuck her. But I still don’t think she’s a fat pig. BTW, no dementia yet, but I’m waiting. Just to keep the record up to date, I’m 65.

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    and now Daisy Dukes are ruined for me.

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    Even the Chinese organ thief is thinking, “Fuck no!”

  38. anonymous

    LOL…who the hell told her to wear that outfit in public?

    HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks Khloe. I needed a good a laugh after the Monday I had.

  39. eyyooguise

    I wonder if they let her shop?

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    “Can I have your autograph Khloe? You always make me feel so thin and feminine!”

  41. Kenny

    “…the whole family wore Kim’s hide …”

    So does that mean they now all smell like pee?

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    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Say what you will, but I’d fuck the living shit out of that wookie to get closer to that little sister of hers…

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    BeckyStyles
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    Her target demographic. Bitches that can’t fit in their clothes!

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    david(guest)
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    somewhere Ahab is waiting, watching…

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    david(guest)
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    did she just poop out that other one? is that how they multiply?

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    david(guest)
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    as long as the story is better than the Emmerich ’98 version, i’ll buy a ticket. these effects are already an improvement

  47. Skeeter

    I’d actually like to bang Khloe. I think she would be fun in bed.

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    Interred Ferguson
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    I just realized how much this still reminds me of the point in that famous 16mm bigfoot film of the beast walking through the woods, where it looks back over it’s shoulder. I think she could take him in 2 out of 3 falls…with a 10 minute TV time limit, of course….

    Just think….soon, she can clothes shop with her stepdad, Bruce….

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    ‘Don’t anybody move or the Wookiee here will tie your legs into a taut-line hitch!”

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