There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

January 24th, 2012 // 92 Comments

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian‘s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner‘s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him by now, he’s so obviously Khloe’s dad, all that’s missing is his bandolier and a propensity for always thinking with his stomach. (Yes, I’m that big of a nerd.) Via FOX News:

Adding fuel to the fire, Khloe and Roldan seem to bear some physical resemblance. Khloe’s middle name also happens to be Alexandra.
Roldan, who is now a hairdresser in West Hollywood, is taller at 6’ than Robert Kardashian, who stood at 5’7,’’ Hollywoodite reports. Khloe is the tallest of her sisters, standing at 5’10’’.
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Hollywoodite also reports that the Kardashian clan is well aware of the news and that Kris Jenner was actually planning an episode of their show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” around the revelation.

I love how Kris Jenner should be hiding her shame that she cheated on Robert Kardashian, but instead she’s already used it to sell books and, of course, has plans to turn the by-product of said affair into ratings gold. Because you know what always make great entertainment? Letting the world officially know your daughter’s a bastard. That’s really the whole point of even having one.

Photos: Hollywoodite, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Jenni

    She looks EXACTLY like him .. wow!

    • She doesn’t look like him.. my daughter has been told for the last 16 years that she looks just like her dad… which is funny as fuck since he isn’t her biological dad. You dumbfucks don’t know what you’re talking about.

      • oh i know

        ummm, she looks EXACTLY like him!!

      • Vicki

        slut.

      • TheListener

        LilaJoy,
        It WOULD make sense if either a) her stepdad happens to bear a resemblance to her biological father or b) your daughter looks so little like you that people try to see where her looks come from and sees a stronger resemblance to her stepdad than to you.
        And whether Khloe is Roldan’s daughter or not, the facial resemblance is undeniable.

  2. Good Luck Charlie

    I feel like a bad person because I so wanted it to be OJ.

  3. tay wade

    The only way i’d watch is if it was on MAURY!

  4. Bruce Jenner is her real father. Kris was having the affair with her future husband way back when…

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    Grand Poobah
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    its simply a loose caboose

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    kate
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    WowSears photoshopped her to look like a size zero…unbelievable!!

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    Sheron
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    Khloe became my fave Kardashian way back while at home, using her own money to help a homeless man get his teeth fixed, etc. She has the most heart of all the K’s and she is way beautiful on the outside. So what if she has a little more weight from time to time, she’s a real woman with real feelings. Khloe is warm, entreating, funny, intelligent, and talented; she’s the only one with enough guts to stand up to her Mom, tempered to meet the force. As a society, we really are only respecting ourselves in total, when we reserve our publicly harsh and unkind criticism only for the actions of others.

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    Banko
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    omfg these people who take these photos have no fucking liffe!

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    Kardashians #1 fan
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    omg she is gorgeous!!

  10. Doubter

    Isn’t is surprising that when the “real dad” episode aired this season Khloe ended up not taking a test. Duh, because she knows Alex is her father and doesn’t want anyone else to know it or she’s afraid her fame and fortune will go away and her mommy will be outed as the tramp that she is. You can not deny DNA and there is no doubt that she looks a lot more like Roldon than she does Kardashian. I do think it interesting that they shoved that ridiculous episode down our throats and never revealed the truth and now the story has just died. I guess money and power really does talk in the press.

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