There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner’s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him by now, he’s so obviously Khloe’s dad, all that’s missing is his bandolier and a propensity for always thinking with his stomach. (Yes, I’m that big of a nerd.) Via FOX News:

Adding fuel to the fire, Khloe and Roldan seem to bear some physical resemblance. Khloe’s middle name also happens to be Alexandra.
Roldan, who is now a hairdresser in West Hollywood, is taller at 6’ than Robert Kardashian, who stood at 5’7,’’ Hollywoodite reports. Khloe is the tallest of her sisters, standing at 5’10’’.
Hollywoodite also reports that the Kardashian clan is well aware of the news and that Kris Jenner was actually planning an episode of their show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” around the revelation.

I love how Kris Jenner should be hiding her shame that she cheated on Robert Kardashian, but instead she’s already used it to sell books and, of course, has plans to turn the by-product of said affair into ratings gold. Because you know what always make great entertainment? Letting the world officially know your daughter’s a bastard. That’s really the whole point of even having one.

Photos: Hollywoodite, Pacific Coast News