Khloe Got Fired From ‘X Factor’ Because Kris Jenner Kept Trying To Get Mario Lopez Fired

April 24th, 2013 // 17 Comments
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When Khloe Kardashian got fired from X Factor, everyone just assumed it was because she’s terrible and her only showbiz experience is being the (bastard half-)sister of some chick Ray J peed on and Mario Lopez is a consummate professional. Turns out Kris Jenner fucked everything up which, in hindsight, should’ve been everyone’s first guess. What the fuck’s our problem? Radar Online reports:

“Everyone thinks that Mario hated working with Khloe,” a source close to the situation told Radar, acknowledging there were time he grew frustrated. “But he was nothing but encouraging and supportive (to Khloe),” the source added. “It was her mother Kris who was the problem.”
“Kris would go to the producers and say Mario was being pushy and insensitive and she’d often confront Mario directly. There was even a very absurd incident when Kris suggested to the producers that they should dump Mario and replace him with one of her other daughters. Kris claimed that the chemistry between Mario and Khloe just didn’t work and that Kim or Kourtney would be a better fit.
“Well, the producers agreed with the no chemistry argument, but also that Khloe was in over her head – and that’s why she’s gone.”

In Kris Jenner’s defense, everyone should know by now that if you hire one Kardashian, she’ll try to shoehorn in the rest. Which is why you want to make sure to lay out traps that allow one of them to carry poison back to the colony, killing them where they live. Or am I thinking of cockroaches? Either way, same principle.

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  1. That Bastard Tony

    Right now, there are alternate universes that are looking in on ours the way we all used to look at Road Runner cartoons. You know what’s gonna happen, but it’s still funny to see the coyote fall off the cliff. The coyote being the Kardashians, anyone who hires them for anything, our economy, our planet and the existence of the human race.

    Sorry. Been watching way too much of the news.

  2. You’ve got to kill the Queen, or the mound just picks up and moves.

  3. cc

    Have scientists isolated the asshole gene yet? Because if they haven’t, I know a good place to start looking.

  4. EricLr

    If you want a whore, you gotta to pay her pimp.

  5. Khloe Kardashian Godson On Lap Eating Popcorn Clippers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    “Khloe smell butterrrrr…..”

  6. Now if we can just fire the rest of this family, right off the planet.

  7. Robocop

    Talentless tramp who actually believes the hype the “celeb” media and fan base perpetuates. Cut off the queen’s head and be done with these insects, especially with all the questionable breeding going on.

  8. ….and to think they’re breeding.

  9. o0

    The best thing for the world, would be the Kartrashians private plane to blow up over the ocean somewhere (so no innocent people get killed, and hoping the pilot and crew parachute out first).

  10. Khloe Kardashian Godson On Lap Eating Popcorn Clippers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, that guy left to get some ProActiv.

  11. Kris Jenner. Cunt. It’s just that simple.

  12. anonym

    kris jenner fucks everything up.

    She only has to look at something to fuck it up. She doesn’t even need to touch it.

    biggest douche mom ever

  13. anonym

    If Kris Jenner were my mom, I’d tell her to get the fuck away from me.

  14. chicka

    I remember that one time I saw a bit of the show, and Khloe had just gotten married, and Kris had the nerve to open Khloe’s wedding gifts!! and use the waffle iron!!! what a fucking cunt, I’m still pissed about it, no class at all!!

    glad I got that out, I feel relieved, like I just farted.

  15. anonym

    Kris Jenner has a face you just want to slap around

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