K-Fed rips Britney

kfederline_nogood.jpgBritney Spears has hit out at reports that her husband Kevin Federline recently slammed their marriage.

In a new report by In Touch Weekly , Federline seemingly criticizes his wife’s attitude towards their marriage. He is quoted as saying, “I love her. But ask me now about life apart from Britney, and all I can say is, ‘Can it be any worse than living with her?’ I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband. Marriage is something you don’t go into lightly. She has to learn she can’t just pick me up and dump me off, like her first husband.” But Spears’ spokesperson hit out at the report: “The story is untrue and hurtful and he didn’t give them an interview. He and Britney are as normal as other couples, they fight and they make up. They are fine and happy.”

I’ll just assume the quote attributed to Kevin is true. Unless it involves Britney joining Mensa or Kevin winning the spoken word grammy, I’ll believe every story I read about them. I particularly like the part where he talks about trying to find work. Where, exactly? If you’re a guy, and all your resume says is ‘professional dancer’, the only jobs you’re really qualified for involve g-strings, body-wax, and rousing games of Mr. Tickle-Feather with guys in leather skirts. Good luck with that Kev.