K-Fed Breaks His Hand

kevin_federline_thumb1.jpgProfessional dancer and hillbilly man-servant Kevin Federline has apparently broken his hand after falling from a podium in The Spider Club while trying out some moves. A fellow club-goer is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying:

“Britney must have been at home with their baby son and Kevin was messing around dancing with his mates. He was really going for it, throwing some seriously mad moves, when he suddenly slipped and landed on his butt. His arm got caught and he has fractured his left hand”

Please remember this when K-Fed comes out with his album saying how ‘street’ and ‘hard’ he is. He broke his hand at a posh hollywood club. After falling on his ass. While dancing. With a bunch of naked men. Ok that last part might not be true, but at this point does it really matter? He’d be much better off at home. At least then he’d be the best looking woman in the place.