Keyshawn Johnson Chased Down Justin Bieber’s Ferrari With A Prius

Justin Bieber speeding like a shithead through a residential neighborhood really shouldn’t require two posts, but there’s been an incredible development that deserves one, so suck it up. Turns out not only did former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson call the police along with several other neighbors, he chased Maple Knievel down in a Prius which somehow didn’t end with Justin Bieber spitting in Keyshawn’s face and threatening to beat the fuck out of him, so there must be some sort of mistake. He’s usually such a hard motherfucker. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … Keyshawn — a former NFL superstar — had just left a party Sunday night inside of his exclusive gated community in Calabasas (with his child in the car), when Bieber zoomed by in his Ferrari at breakneck speeds.
We’re told Keyshawn was furious — feeling Justin could’ve killed someone — so he brought his kid home, then chased after the singer in his Prius (yes, a Prius chasing a Ferrari).
When KJ got to Bieber’s pad — he blocked Justin’s Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face … but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out.

Amazingly, Justin didn’t eventually come out and say, “Nigga, we gotta stop this black-on-black crime,” only to get punted into orbit, but that’s how you know there isn’t a God.

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