Keyara Has More Energy Than Us And Other News

November 6th, 2013 // 20 Comments

- What? Blake Lively trollops through fields all the time. [Lainey Gossip]

- David Arquette knocked up his girlfriend. [Dlisted]

- Irene Nell has ample everything. [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Eminem is relevant again or something. [Fishwrapper]

- Veronica Mars as the Khaleesi anyone. [tooFab]

- Nikki Finke has officially left Deadine. [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Biel‘s ass is still fantastic. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus is writing letters to Liam Hemsworth now. [IDLYITW]

- Good God, Diana Morales… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling may be single soon. [Celebslam]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts throw another shrimp on the barbie. (No Ratner.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Amanda Bynes will be free by the end of December. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Now if we could just make Israel and Palestine hate A-Rod. [Uproxx]

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  1. Dee

    Im awaiting the negative comments for this woman. How her tits are not perky enough, her face is ugly, etc. Im just wondering, what kind of men are you guys? What do you look like? Ive been over looking these comments on these posts of women for a while now and every guy nit picks every celebrity woman on here, in short they’re unimpressed, clearly. I am 20 years old…I still have a bit of acne, average cute face, and I have a gut and horrible body over all. Im not huge but I am curvy and dont have a flat stomach. Chubby thighs and celulite. I still get hit on and guys find me attractive, over all. If these women are not enough, then damn what do you think of girls like me?! Do your worst, i dont care. Why are you all so harsh and critical? These kind of women that are posted on here are not walking around in your every day local places….you know theyre better looking than most women you know???

    • JC

      This would have seemed slightly less nutty if you’d actually waited for someone to critique her.

      Also, did you notice the site was called “The Superficial,” not “The Thoughtful Look at Fame Culture With Only Kind and Generous Appraisals of Celebrities”?

      • Dee

        Well…its not like people arent going to, they do on every chick. I just happened to be first comment.

      • Oh my God, those grapes? Totally sour, man. Yuk.

      • here_it_is

        I can explain very easily why it is: when these women choose to make their whole existence only about how absolutely sexual and perfect looking they are, it becomes our responsibility to judge them based only upon that and nothing else.

        Authors who spend their lives writing books can be critiqued by the quality of their novels; and artists on the quality of their art. A woman who chooses to offer more to the world, can also be judged by her other merits. But like it not, these women want to be forced to be judged only by their looks, and that is what we do.

        And then of course the obvious, that all these women are only superficially beautiful anyways, and thus the purpose of the site: to expose that superficial elegance of these actually wretched, self-righteous people.

    • I’ll just say my usual … badly-done, ugly and PAINFUL-looking fakers. That’s all, lol. She has a beautiful body and probably would have been fine without the rubber tits :)

    • In case you haven’t caught on, this is a site for the display of celebrity (and non-celebrity) T&A. These are people putting themselves voluntarily on display, and so far I have failed to notice a gun to their heads while doing it. When you put something for public display, expect to be critiqued. Whether the critique is going to be thoughtful or informed, that’s another story.

    • After six or seven beers and some tequila shots, all women look good, especially at 2 AM.

  2. Keyara Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    henri hell
    Commented on this photo:

    nice lips.

  3. JC

    I don’t know if you meant “frolic” instead of “trollop” in the Blake Lively line, but I can’t get mad, because now it means I can use “trollop” as a verb, e.g., “Look at Miley trolloping all over the stage.”

    It’s modern-day slut-shaming with a fun, old-timey twist!

  4. Keyara Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    MR
    Commented on this photo:

    If only the water were filtered through her camel toe.

  5. josh

    Never trust someone who only has one name. Cher, madonna, rihanna etc. all ridiculous idiots.

  6. Waste a bottle of water to get the fleas off her belly, me i just get a flea and tick bath. Is it Wendsday yet? time to get my scrub brush.

  7. Freebie

    Big Fake Boobs Are Not Sexy. Did you see Lizzy Caplan’s breasts revealed on Masters of Sex (Showtime)? Now those are natural, beautifully shaped breasts. These huge melons just look stretched and painful. Stop already.

  8. Keyara Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice camel toe.

  9. Keyara Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    JayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to Keyara all over that.

  10. Keyara Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Shit Kernel
    Commented on this photo:

    I enjoy the fact that if I squint just a little bit, I can almost make out her sopping wet cunt :)

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