Kevin Smith was giving a talk at a school recently and dropped a few stories about how Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay & Silent Bob) used to be a hardcore heroin addict but when he officially cleaned up a few years ago he started getting way more ass, including a romp with Nicole Richie.
“I fuck a lot more,” Smith said Mewes said, “and remember it more. But I fuck a lot shorter too.” Apparently one of his remembered sexcapades was everyone’s favorite walking stick, Nicole Richie, who, and I quote, “pulled Jay into a bathroom and just sat on his dick and started going at it.” While he ejaculated in approximately 30 seconds and it was “running all over her back,” she didn’t notice because she “had had a few drinks or something.” By “drinks,” I’m sure he was meant “blow” but didn’t say it since that would have been a confusingly false sex pun.
I used to think Kevin Smith was a pretty cool guy, but that was before I found out he wanders around schools making up stories about how his friends do it with Nicole Richie. True or not, that’s not something you want people thinking actually happened. He might as well have told everybody he secretly masturbates to Hitler.
43 I was actually the one that asked the question to prompt the Hitler responce…
I agree with most of the resonable people on this forum in saying that it was really a heart felt speech by Kevin about his good freind Mewes. It was very real. The story had funny parts such as this bit about Nicole Richie and about Jay’s new addiction to a Lord of the Ring’s game… but overall it was a really warm and emotional speech about his best freind… so I don’t see why some person at Penn felt inclined to contact whoever or post this article…reminds me why I hate most Penn kids
Honestly, i joined the site just so i could comment on this article. This quote was taken completley out of context. It was a part of a long story about how Jason Mewes fought and won his battle with drugs, and has now been sober for three years, which is an incredible accomplishment if you ask me. Anyone who wants to know the REAL story (not an out of context quote from some college kid) should visit kevin smith’s myspace page @ myspace.com/therealkevinsmith. I think this article is a severe misrepresentation of Smith and his loyalty to both his friends and his fans.
GO AWAY you Kevin Smith apologists! You are on the wrong website! Hey, I like Kevin Smith too. And I am happy that Jason Mewes kicked his habit. Great for both of them. But this ain’t the place for playing nice. We are equal-opportunity here when it comes to making fun of everyone so take your toys and go home.
Like I said on Kevin’s myspace, I don’t think the site looked past Mewes’ accomplishment, I just think it was more shocked at the fact that someone would actually admit to fucking Nicole Ritchie.
I don’t understand why you people don’t get it.
From the myspace linked above:
‘I wouldn’t be adverse to anyone wanting to pipe in on that thread on my or Jay’s behalf.’
Oh, for pity’s sake. Well done, Kevin Smith, you’re in the illustrious company of Joe ‘Who?’ Rogan in the Celebrities Who Participate in Lame-Ass Flamewars.
He’s kind of making me want to pipe up on Nicole Richie’s behalf, since he (and his best friends at myspace) apparently seems to think that D-List male Celebrity fucking C-List female celebrity is evidence that she’s a disgusting moron whore whereas he’s a hero.
And I never thought I’d want to defend someone who’s associated with Paris Hilton. What has Kevin Smith done to me?!
Hey douches, no one cares if the quote was taken out of context. The point of the article ON THIS SITE was that Nicole Richie boinked Jason Mewes. Yes, gossip is all we are about over here whilst perusing a celebrity gossip website. Imagine that.
I don’t even care that Jason Mewes kicked his heroin habit. I mean, good for him. But I don’t come to thesuperficial.com to read about celebs who successfully kick addictions, I come to read about when they fall off the wagon or when they have sex in dirty public bathrooms with seemingly random other celebs.
We’re really sorry for reigning in on your parade against Kevin Smith. You might not like what he says about Nicole Richie(I’m sure Nicole Richie and Friends thank you for your strident defense of her honor too), but don’t think you can subject the world to more of the same crap and think no-one will say something different. Don’t cry because someone disagrees with you. AND FOR GOD’S SAKE! If you don’t care that he kicked a heroin habit that almost killed him, why do you care that he had sex anywhere with anyone?
Shit. I’d fuck Jason Mewes, too.
@107
Yeah, that’s supposed to be “raining on your parade”. Reigning is for horses. To answer your question, kicking a heroin habit is no fun. It’s not going to make us giggle or give us anything to mock. However, the fact that he had sex with Nicole Richie in a public bathroom is hugely entertaining. That’s why we care. And by care, I mean endlessly scorn and laugh at.
You know how sometimes bad actors just basically play themselves in every show or movie they ever do? Well I would like to see Silent Kevin. And invisible would be good too.
Oh Mamacita (109) I am on your side here but I must quibble –reigning is actually for kings and queens. Reining is for horses. Other than that you are exactly right!
DAMMIT!! I hate when I’m incorrect during a correction. Oh well, at least I got part of it right. I bet MeganHarris’ boyfriend wouldn’t have screwed that up.
Mamacita please clue me in — I missed something along the way somewhere. Why is Megan Harris’s boyfriend so wonderful and how do we know him?
MeganHarris is some person that posts and says a lot of stuff about her boyfriend and how awesome he is. See the thread about Colin Farrell. I really don’t remember what thread it all started in, though.
Nicole Richie, was an unknown heroine addct…yeah, SURE she didn’t do that.
Why isn’t anyone making Nicole a hero?? Surely, overcoming the horrible addiction we all know as eating should enable her to fuck random people in bathrooms without judgement as well!
But seriously, why are you martyring this guy again??? He kicks an addiction that almost killed him (which he started BY CHOICE in the first place) and THEN he goes and gives himself aids… Bravo, Jason! I smell an after school special with your name on it!
Of course you rumor-mongering losers here aren’t interested in the whole story. You just print the juicy part of a second hand (or is it 4th or 5th hand by now?) story you heard. Just show the out of context dirt. I won’t be wasting my time believing (or even reading) anything else coming out of this site!
#88 what the fuck?!?!?!
Certainly, you know you are wasting your time.
#117
Don’t go away mad…just go away.
Everyone else here can keep talking this smack forever!!!!!!
Yea, it’s pretty sad really. I love it!
#1
YEAH DOGMA TOTALLY SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay was funny in it though! This freakin wierdo is always funny in K Smith’s films. Admit it everyone!
#119, I admit it. Mamacita, como estacita?
LaydeeBug
How goes the new job? HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!
It’s likely that nobody will ever get to see this because of this webring’s pointed moderation, but I could not stop myself from creating an account to post my own opinion (which is oh so adjacent from your own).
Let me guess, you guys think that being gay is a choice, no?
Well here’s the fact; the skinny bastard that was fucked by what’s-her-name (YES! Sometimes it is initiated by the girl, that is if you can still call it a girl!) is HUMAN (OMFG!?)!
**Brief pause for you higher-types to calm down and catch your breath**
Furthermore, he was BORN an addict. MEANING he is genetically predisposed to try drugs! Not too hard to understand if you have even a smidgen of intellect and even the remotest ability to see the world through somebody else’s eyes.
Yes, Mewes is a nobody; he never wanted to be somebody. Guess what? You guys are nobodys too… but if I had to guess, you WANT to be somebodys. That’s why you look through the crystal walls into Hollywood and snicker at the monkey-antics; you’re jealous.
Well here’s an idea: Stop salivating over celebrity screw-ups and propaganda, and go build yourselves your own fucking lives.
Feel free to debate the meaning of all said (and not said) in this post. I, on the other hand, need to go join a debate that IS allowed to have more than one side, is not moderated, and doesn’t make me feel like a genius in comparison to all else in the forum.
Oh, and don’t worry about me coming back. This account is deleted the moment I log.. Because I’m living a life of my own, and I love it.
Honestly, the only person that should be embarrassed by that story is Jason Mewes. He didn’t even have the excuse of being on drugs as the reason why he would even touch such a cheap, trampy dimwit as Nicole Richie. He’s lucky he didn’t contract some sort of STD from her (it’s a good thing vapidness isn’t contagious).
Honestly, the only person that should be embarrassed by that story is Jason Mewes. He didn’t even have the excuse of being on drugs as the reason why he would even touch such a cheap, trampy dimwit as Nicole Richie. He’s lucky he didn’t contract some sort of STD from her (it’s a good thing vapidness isn’t contagious).
Trying to get this guy to tone the swearing down a notch, would be like trying to remove the “ghetto” from K-F*cked: Mission Impossible and highly unlikely.
That wasn’t Kevin Smith, it was TAWNY KITAEN and Nicole. God, He was just driving – I was there.
Hey boots, open your mouth, I gotta shit sammich for ya. (cunt)
Mamacita, miss ya girl, job is great! Life is good (thanks for letting me share). Oh and Tai Tai, “word!”
HELLO
I JUST WANTED TO SAY I GREW UP AMISH AND I LEFT THE AMISH LIFE 8 YEARS AGO THEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH A OLDER WOMEN THAT HAS SUCH A LIFE , WELL SHE IS GREAT .BUT NOE SHE IS DIEING OF CANCER AND SHE IS IN NEED OF HELP WELL WE ARE I WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH KEVIN SMITH BECAUSE I THINK HE COULD WRITE SUCH A GREAT MOVIE FROM OUR LIFE STORIES
not a good story….ew
Well 128, **crap** like that *happens* all the time.
I think Kevin Smith liked Jennifer Lopez better, he used to get along with her just fine.